Woman Claims Wii Fit Caused Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome

Amanda Flowers always liked her Wii Fit but now she can't get enough of it. Amanda claims a fall from her balance board damaged a nerve and has left her suffering from persistent sexual arousal syndrome. From the article: "The catering worker said: 'It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm.' A doctor diagnosed her with persistent sexual arousal syndrome due to a damaged nerve."

Comments

I might be able to help

[ls671]

> Single Amanda, 24, from Harpurhey, Manchester,

Dear Amanda,

Please contact me offline. Although I will be straight forward and admit right away that I can't cure you, I still have something that might help you live an happier life with the syndrome.

Truly yours,

Re:I might be able to help

[AnonymousClown]

I don't know dude. I didn't see any picture.

Re:I might be able to help

[ls671]

No need to worry, this will be sorted out once she contacts me offline. I will ask her how much progress she had made so far with the Wii Fit, purely for diagnostic related reasons, of course.

Re:I might be able to help

[Cryacin]

More importantly, I need steps to replicate. Now please excuse me, as I'm off to buy my wife a Wii Fit board as a just because present.

Quick!

[LearnToSpell]

Shine a price scanner in her face! That's the cure.

Then she'll be horny *and* talk dirty all the time. :-D

Re:Quick!

[MRe_nl]

Priceless.

for sure

[Bill Dog]

Single Amanda, 24, from Harpurhey, Manchester,...

She won't be single for long.

My wife asked for one for her birthday...

[damn_registrars]

... now I am definitely buying it for her this year!

Woman has Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome...

[DMUTPeregrine]

Woman has Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome, now knows what it's like to be a man.

Have some compassion

[Anonymous Coward]

Woman Claims Nerve Damage Caused Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome. Doctors Unsurprised.

Woman Further Claims That Falling On The Floor Can Cause Nerve Damage. Doctors Still Unsurprised.

Woman Then Observes That Balancing On A Small Piece Of Plastic Can Result In Falling On The Floor. Doctors Remain Unsurprised.

Hey, you know what else can "cause" persistent sexual arousal syndrome? Basically anything.

Have some compassion.

Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome is very real. Imagine having an itch that you could never scratch away. An itch that was always there. Now, replace that itch with an erection and a desire to release your semen storage 24/7.

I went through 4 years of it in high-school, and would not wish it upon my worst enemy.

Re:Have some compassion

[MightyMartian]

I went through 4 years of it in high-school, and would not wish it upon my worst enemy.

We all went through it through high school. It's called adolescence.

Re:Have some compassion

[Anonymous Coward]

Now, replace that itch with an erection and a desire to release your semen storage 24/7.

Sounds just like being a dude to me.

Re:Have some compassion

[uberjack]

Some of us are still suffering from it.

Re:Have some compassion

[__aasqbs9791]

So you chose your screen name fittingly, I see.

Re:Have some compassion

[w0mprat]

Yes, now and then a problem springs up, one has to get a grip on the situation, and shortly a solution presents itself.

Oh my god!!

[aBaldrich]

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Wii fit caused?

[wisnoskij]

The board would cause a concussion as well if I hit someone over the head with it.
This is hardly news, or related to Wii fit.

Clumsy woman falls down and hurts herself, stop the presses!

But, but, it's quality journalism

[meist3r]

Look here, several other thoroughly researched articles of the highest value to all of us:

How Jeremy Clarkson has a 10 inch dick
How Katie Price's tits could explode during her diving holiday
or
That Skinny Women really don't want to get fat

m( - Facepalm emoticon

Re:Hold on

[zach_the_lizard]

Uhm, wait a second, this is Slashdot, we aren't supposed to talk about how we meet lovely women and sleep with them. We're supposed to all be bitter about having never gotten laid. Way to end the stereotypes!

Re:Hold on

[c6gunner]

Sheesh, get a room. Nobody wants to know about you and your RealDoll.

In other words...

[Corporate Drone]

"Wii so horny".

Re:Hold on

[darkpixel2k]

-1 Nauseating.

Depends on your point of view I guess. Personally, I think if you haven't broken furniture at least once you're not doing it right.

*Puh-lease*. This is Slashdot.
If you haven't caused a data center to fail over, you're not doing it right...

The cure for persistent sexual arousal syndrome

[rssrss]

The cure for persistent sexual arousal syndrome in women is:

Wedding cake.