Newspaper Death Notices May Be a Dying Business
Hugh Pickens writes "Alan D. Mutter writes in his journalism blog 'Reflections of a Newsosaur' that some newspapers exploit bereaved families with exorbitantly priced death notices — a distasteful and strategically inept way for them to try to make ends meet. 'I stumbled across the problem this week when I tried to buy a death notice in ... the San Francisco Chronicle, which proposed charging $450 for the one-day run of a crappy-looking, 182-word death notice,' writes Mutter. But lose the death notice business, and newspapers risk losing a huge audience driver as well. The solution may be partnering with websites like Legacy.com, a site that already publishes death notices for about two-thirds of the people who die each day in the US. 'It may not be easy to figure out the terms of a broader collaboration, writes Rich Gordon on Poynter.org, 'partly because some newspaper executives are wary of Legacy and feel the company could become a competitive threat for audiences and revenue. But this is exactly the reaction many newspaper executives had to collaborating with Internet companies in other classified advertising categories. I'd hate to see newspapers make the same mistake with death notices and obituaries.'"
Every respectful person is sure to twitter his or her death as it's happening.
I only believe death notices from Netcraft.
No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism. - Winston Churchill
if they are not in the paper they then continue on their day
Any person using FTFY or editing my postings agrees to a US$50.00 charge
Bah, what do you want a website for that people have to visit themselves? Just pay a Nigerian Spammer $5 and they'll post a death notice to everyone's mailbox!
He's just spending a year or two dead for tax purposes.
So should we have them put our slashdot nicknames and member numbers in the newspapers? Quick all you Anonymous Cowards, this might be your last chance to not die as an AC. You might not live to see tomorrow, never know.
So Manny dies - Sarah rings the Golders Green Chronicle and says "My husband just passed away, how much do you charge for a Death Notice"
"Ten pounds per word." comes the reply.
"A little steep," says Sarah, "but at times like these it can't be helped - just write 'Manny's Dead'"
"Sorry madam, but we have a fifty pound minimum charge"
"Hmmm...Ok, well could you put 'Manny's Dead. Volvo for Sale.'?"
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Every morning I check the obits and the financial pages. If I'm not listed as either dead or a millionaire, I get up and go to work.
Me wonders how much the newspapers will charge themselves for documenting their own demise.
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.