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Wisconsin Designates State Microbe

Posted by samzenpus on from the the-fighting-parameciums dept.

Hugh Pickens writes "The NY Times reports that state legislators in Wisconsin raced against the clock to pass a bill designating Lactococcus lactis as Wisconsin's official state microbe. 'The first time I heard the idea, I thought, I've got more important things to do than spending my time honoring a microbe,' says Gary Hebl, a Democratic state representative who proposed the bill which, he says, would make Wisconsin the first state in the nation to grant such a designation, 'but this microbe is really a very hard worker,' added Hebl, referring to the bacterium supported by the Department of Bacteriology at UW — Madison used to make cheddar, Colby, and Monterey Jack cheese. The proposal faced only one detractor in committee ('the opponent was clearly lactose-intolerant,' says Hebl), and there was no sign of a last-minute campaign from other bacteria, so by evening, the Assembly had approved the measure, 56 to 41. In case there were any doubts about Wisconsin's priorities, a separate bill also awaits consideration in Madison, declaring cheese Wisconsin's state snack."

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  1. State microbe ... by Stooshie · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... now that's just cheesy!

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  2. Re:What? by _merlin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well at least they're just engaging in harmless silliness - they could be screwing things up like most politicians seem to be good at.

  3. i declare this travesty of waste of taxpayers time by circletimessquare · · Score: 3, Funny

    delicious

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  4. For Our Non-United States Friends by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 3, Informative

    Wisconsin is the state synonomous with cheese. Nothing else, really. Just cheese. Everything they do, seemingly, is cheese-related. Oh, yeah, they have a pretty good football team from their city Green Bay. The team's fans are called "cheese-heads," and attend games wearing giant wedges of cheese as hats.

    Seriously.

    1. Re:For Our Non-United States Friends by hardburn · · Score: 4, Informative

      That's not true. We're also really good at beer and fireworks.

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    2. Re:For Our Non-United States Friends by phishtrader · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's as if you've missed the whole craft beer movement in the US that's been going on since the early '80s. There is a lot of really good beer being produced in the US these days. Sure, the domestic standbys are still mass produced crap, but other countries have their own mass produced crap as well. I don't know where you're from, but try visiting the liquor store sometime and try something that doesn't have Miller or Bud written on the label.

    3. Re:For Our Non-United States Friends by Stele · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sorry, but our non-US friends would say that our beer is swill.

      They would be wrong.

      Seriously, with the possible exception of Belgium, the shear variety and quality of beers produced by the hundreds of micro-breweries and brew-pubs in Wisconsin tops anything I've experienced in the last 10 years in Europe. Anyone who has had the privilege of coming to the "Great Taste of the Midwest" knows what I am talking about.

      That said, volcano permitting, I'm traveling to Belgium next month to work on a book about monasteries and "exotic" beers.

    4. Re:For Our Non-United States Friends by howlatthemoon · · Score: 3, Informative

      Take a look here http://www.worldchampioncheese.org/_apps/contest_results/ Wisconsin almost always has a maker in the top 10.

  5. lactose by maxume · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Actually, lactose intolerant people often appreciate it when bacteria break down the lactose before they eat the food.

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  6. Haha by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Onion always cracks me u... wait, what?

  7. WI should have motto "Eat Cheese or Die" by elwinc · · Score: 5, Funny
    In about 1985, the then governor of Wisconsin wanted to change the license plate motto (America's Dairyland) to something more exciting. A popular suggestion was

    Eat Cheese or Die

    Unfortunately this suggestion did not survive. I believe the time is ripe to try again to implement this new motto.

    If you think I invented phony "facts," see http://www.nytimes.com/1985/12/08/us/wisconsin-s-license-plates-won-t-say-eat-cheese-or-die.html

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