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This Is Apple's Next iPhone

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the or-so-they-say dept.

An anonymous reader writes "There has been some speculation about it. Not anymore: 'This is Apple's next iPhone. It was found lost in a bar in Redwood City, camouflaged to look like an iPhone 3GS. We got it. We disassembled it. It's the real thing, and here are all the details.' Judging by Gizmodo's reaction, it looks like a winner."

6 of 492 comments (clear)

  1. Re:Gizmodo, yeah, right by fortapocalypse · · Score: 5, Funny

    This Lunchable has real ham in it, not the processed kind offered by Microsoft.

  2. Re:Still too big by Nethead · · Score: 5, Funny

    You insensitive clod!

    Not all of us are young with good eyes and good knees.

    --
    -- I have a private email server in my basement.
  3. Re:viral marketing ploy? by ajlitt · · Score: 5, Funny

    If it turns out to run Android, then they'd go "tada! we secretly switched your Objective-C with Java."

  4. Best feature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The best feature from the article

    ...it feels even nicer in your pants.

  5. I .. by Ignatius · · Score: 5, Funny

    0) Fixed that for you; 1)Linux; 2)Car analogy; 3)Insensitive clod; 4)A Beowulf cluster 5)In Soviet Russia; 6)??? [citation needed]; 7)Profit!

  6. Re:FAIL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

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    yay SLASTROTURFING!!!!