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Gizmodo Blows Whistle On 4G iPhone Loser

Stoobalou writes "Not content with its iPhone scoop, Gizmodo has probably ruined the career of a young engineer. The tech blog last night exposed the name of the hapless Apple employee who had one German beer too many and left a prototype iPhone G4 in a California bar some 20 miles from Apple's Infinite Loop campus. Was that really necessary?" It also came out that they paid $5K for the leaked prototype and that Apple wants it back.

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  1. Slashdot: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    News For Apple, Stuff That Apples

  2. Yeah, right by bcmm · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't think anyone here thinks he's in any trouble.

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  3. Re:What's the point? by gzipped_tar · · Score: 5, Funny

    If not, he's probably going to be promoted from an engineering minion to mid-management at marketing dept.

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  4. usually after a few beers.... by inerlogic · · Score: 2, Funny

    i feel like taking leaks on apple products....

  5. if one, why not a dozen... by CAIMLAS · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you let one of these Apple engineers off the hook for their crimes against humanity, then you've got to make exception for them all. It's a slippery slope. First, Apple engineers today; tomorrow, lawyers and political figures. That's a social travesty we can not allow.

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  6. Re:What's the point? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 5, Funny

    If not, he's probably going to be promoted from an engineering minion to mid-management at marketing dept.

    Come on now, it wasn't that bad. He didn't kill anybody.

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  7. Re:What's the point? by chord.wav · · Score: 4, Funny

    Seems to me that it's all part of Steve's marketing campaign... This guy probably never existed in real life and the guy playing his role will soon start shooting videos threatening to disclose more information, prototypes, etc a la Bin Laden and leaking them to Arab news networks from time to time so everyone at Apple is scared and work harder...

  8. Re:What's the point? by DIplomatic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Seems to me that it's all part of Steve's marketing campaign... This guy probably never existed in real life and the guy playing his role will soon start shooting videos threatening to disclose more information, prototypes, etc a la Bin Laden and leaking them to Arab news networks from time to time so everyone at Apple is scared and work harder...

    Wow you went from rational skeptic to tin-foil-hat loony in less than 2 sentences! My hat is off to you, sir.

  9. Re:What's the point? by FictionPimp · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's probably true. He posts on slashdot so we know he has at least never once lost his virginity.

  10. Re:What's the point? by Locke2005 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Killing someone would qualify him for upper management.

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  11. First visit in 3 weeks... Nothing but Apple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I stopped visiting /. at the end of March due to all of the Apple crap that was being posted. This is my first visit back in 3 weeks, and it still hasn't changed.

    I had been going to reddit instead, but their site is so fucking slow now that they're using Amazon EC2, and I get server errors 10% of the time.

    Digg is just plain fucked. It has gone even more Apple-stupid than /. has.

    Hacker News has become nothing but "entrepreneurs" spouting out buzzwords and their latest bullshit theories.

    OSNews? Oh, geeze, it's gone totally downhill since that Thom guy took over as editor. At least Eugenia had some computing background and knowledge.

    Where can a man go to get some quality, non-Apple tech news and discussion these days? WHERE?!?!

    1. Re:First visit in 3 weeks... Nothing but Apple. by Red+Flayer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Slashdot with the Apple section switched off. Bliss!

      Bliss would be Slashdot with the following sections turned off:

      Idle
      Main
      Apple
      AskSlashdot
      Book Reviews
      Developers
      Games
      Hardware
      Idle (yes, this one should be turned off again)
      IT
      Index
      Interviews
      Linux
      Mobile
      Politics
      Science
      Technology
      YRO
      Idle (just in case we missed it the first two times)

      THAT would be bliss... pure, unadulterated zen bliss.

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    2. Re:First visit in 3 weeks... Nothing but Apple. by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 2, Funny

      Slashdot with the Apple section switched off. Bliss!

      Yeah, I tried that but the 7 remaining articles were not that interesting.

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  12. Re:What's the point? by X0563511 · · Score: 3, Funny

    No. We just found some really good shrooms.

    (there goes a troll mod (vs a frosty-pisser))

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  13. What's all this noise about "ethics"? by Rogerborg · · Score: 2, Funny

    I "find" stuff all the time. It's like... recycling. Just the other week, I "found" a sweet bike in the park, just leaning against a tree near some total douches playing with a frisbee. Bonus, the seat was still totally warm when I jumped on and pedalled hell for leather away. And talk about the great price that I got when I sold my newly "found" bike down at the local pawn shop!

    Heck, I bet if I could get inside Gizmondo's office by "finding" an open window late at night, I could "find" a truck load of great stuff just lying around unattended, free for anyone to take!

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  14. Re:Nothingtoseeheremovealong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    the Giz hitting the fan

    Nice one there, eww.

  15. Re:What's the point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It was his birthday.

  16. Re:Slashdot, Apple whoremongerer? by hduff · · Score: 5, Funny

    I like the Apple stories because they inform me of technology I can either live without or obtain elsewhere cheaper. It's the app for that.

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  17. Photo of Steve Jobs's Office by jamrock · · Score: 2, Funny

    According to John Gruber, this photo of Jobs's office was taken early yesterday.