Woman Tells State Judiciary Committee, "DoD Implanted A Microchip Inside Me"

The Georgia House Judiciary Committee took up a bill that would "prohibit requiring a person to be implanted with a microchip," and would make violating the ban a misdemeanor. Things started to get weird at the hearing when a woman who described herself as a resident of DeKalb County told the committee, "I'm also one of the people in Georgia who has a microchip." Not sure of what she was trying to say, she was allowed to continue and added, "Microchips are like little beepers. Just imagine, if you will, having a beeper in your rectum or genital area, the most sensitive area of your body. And your beeper numbers displayed on billboards throughout the city. All done without your permission." Further prodding revealed that the woman's co-workers would torture her by activating the chips with their cell phones and that the chips were implanted by "researchers with the federal government." The committee thanked the woman for her input, and later approved the bill.

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i love just love these assholes

[circletimessquare]

who want us to accept completely far out bullshit as fact, but plain as day obvious common sense requires citations and research study (that we're going to do for them, apparently) before they accept common fucking sense

yeah dude: weed doesn't impair you mentally. that's why SO MANY PEOPLE USE IT RECREATIONALLY. you know, because it has NO MENTAL EFFECT WHATSOEVER </sarcasm>

"Hell the current strongest medical-quality bud barely gives me a buzz."

oh i see. so you just smoke it for the pretty haze it puts in your car

what an ignorant low iq douchebag

hey, asshole: smoke all the weed you want. you have my blessing

JUST DON'T FUCKING DRIVE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ANYTHING, YOU IGNORANT TWATSTAIN