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Teacher Gets Stolen Car Back, All Souped Up

Posted by samzenpus on from the upgrade-complete dept.

Police found Amanda Pogany's stolen 1996 Honda in a chop shop and were able to return it to her. While in the custody of the thieves, the car got a few upgrades, including a new V-8 engine, manual transmission, leather interior, tinted windows, and oversize tires. Unfortunately Amanda won't be able to play The Fast and the Furious around the neighborhood with her new souped up car. She doesn't know how to drive a stick.

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  1. Re:Clone's his wife the "dancer"'s PIMP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Funny how a lot of these Anonymous Cowards all misspell exactly the same word exactly the same way. And APK always misspelled that word too. It’s almost like they’re all APK and he thinks he’s fooling anyone.

  2. Re:Clone's a scum and his source is worse in Reime by squiggleslash · · Score: 2, Funny

    Clone hasn't disappeared, he posted yesterday. And believe me, most of the responses to you are from me, not him. In his shoes, I would be laughing at you. I'm a tad surprised that he removed the link from his signature, but I doubt your campaign is doing anything seriously to upset him.

    And why am I posting? Well, I enjoy a good train-wreck as much as the next guy. This is one of the most bizarre meltdowns I've ever seen. Seriously dude, because of a link to an unflattering article in a signature, you're stalking Clone, and running some kind of campaign against some nobody from Ars Technica?

    Really?

    REALLY?

    I told you two days ago how this looked. You're STILL DOING IT!

    I'm going to get the pop-corn, this is going to be fun.

    In the mean time, this is hilarious and deserves to be spread more widely: http://www.jeremyreimer.com/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=4128&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

    I'm tempted to tweet it actually.

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  3. "i am writing to you on a 400 hertz computer and" by tomhudson · · Score: 3, Funny

    if you need more proof i am writing to you on a 400 hertz computer and i run with ease. i do not get 200++ viruses and spy ware a month as i use to. now i am lucky if i get 1 or 2 viruses a month.

    On a 400 hertz computer. That's some antique you got going there. How's the supply of paper punch tape holding up? Need some more green bar fan-fold for the console?

    If you can get a couple of viruses a month to run on a 400 hz computer, that's something we all want to see. Frankly, even the cheapest 4k 8-bit computers from 25-30 years ago ran around 1 mh (or double that with the right POKE command).

    But getting "only" one or two viruses a month is nothing to brag about. I got zero this millennium.

    So tell us more, "Mr. 400 hz 2 viruses a month club charter member."

    BTW - use of a hosts file to avoid malware is deprecated because it's slower than other solutions, and no longer works. Your 2 viruses a month is proof of that. :-p