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SCO Asks Judge To Give Them the Unix Copyright
Raul654 writes "In March, the jury in the Novell/SCO case found that Novell owns the copyright to Unix. Now, SCO's lawyers have asked judge Ted Stewart to order Novell to turn over the Unix copyright to them. 'SCO contends the jury did not answer the specific issue before Stewart that involves a legal principle called "specific performance," under which a party can ask a court to order another party to fulfill an aspect of an agreement.'" Over at Groklaw, PJ is deep into a community project to annotate SCO's filing. It's for the benefit of future historians, but it makes amusing reading now.
I think this is the second coming of SCO.
[clang]
CORPSE COLLECTOR: Bring out your dead!
NOVELL: Here's one.
CORPSE COLLECTOR: Nine pence.
SCO: I'm not dead!
CORPSE COLLECTOR: What?
NOVELL: Nothing. Here's your nine pence.
SCO: I'm not dead!
Hey your Judgeousness, while you're listening, I'd like a pony.
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
They're just resting.
Linux, you magnificent bastard, I read the fucking manual!
Does that mean that 2075 will be the year of the Linux Desktop?
That is not dead which can eternal lie.
And with strange aeons even death may die.
Just more evidence that SCO is an unholy abomination, an eldritch spawn from the depths, dreaming yet always on the verge of descending upon the Earth in a storm of chaos, madness and despair. Note the double meaning of "lie" in above excerpt from the necronomicon. Note also, that they used to be called Caldera - making their connection to sinister chthonic powers a wee bit too obvious for my taste...
IA! IA! SCO FHTAGN! CALDERA FHTAGN!
Ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant.
All their legs and arms have been chopped off and they're still taunting the legal system.
Running away, eh? Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!
From the Article:
What part of "No" do you not understand?
... is an IP troll without IP.
Pathetic.
Nae king! Nae laird! Nae yurrupiean pressedent! We willna be fooled again!
It's pretty much "Mommy! Make Timmy give me the toy, so I can hit Susie with it!"
If I have been able to see further than others, it is because I bought a pair of binoculars.
SCO: Linux violates our copyrights on UNIX!
IBM: No, it does not. Not a single line infringes on UNIX
Novell: Wait, what? We own copyright on UNIX.
SCO: Your honor, we are unable to pursue the lawsuit against Linux infringing upon our rights to UNIX because we don't have them, Novell does. Could you force them to hand these rights over to us so that we could continue suing Linux?
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Yes. Little did the public know that the earlier SCO was forked just before the court cases. When SCO died, SCO@r23 simple took its place. SCO@r23 was in fact identical to SCO though, and few** were any the wiser, since SCO's development had stalled at the age of 4.
** I had to sleep with Darl's wife to get this information. I am not proud of it. Also, note that his wife was NOT currently, and in fact had never been forked. At least, not until I slept with her. I don't know why I'm telling you all this. I'm sure it'll come out in future SCO divorce ligitation anyway.
Besides the kick in the nuts, he was also fired.