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NASA's Space Balloon Smashes Car In Australia

Humunculus writes "Of more worldly issues, NASA's latest multimillion-dollar stratosphere-bound balloon launch has gone horribly wrong and crashed into a car, turning it over and narrowly missing two elderly people who were observing the launch. The payload fared worse, reportedly being smashed into a 'thousand pieces.'"

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  1. First by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    First splat

    1. Re:First by twistedsymphony · · Score: 5, Funny

      The director of the Balloon Launching Centre, Professor Ravi Sood, says no one was hurt.
      But he says the scientists involved in the NASA-sponsored project are crushed.

      Rather harsh punishment don't you think?

  2. No one was hurt? by AnonymousClown · · Score: 4, Funny

    The director of the Balloon Launching Centre, Professor Ravi Sood, says no one was hurt. But he says the scientists involved in the NASA-sponsored project are crushed.

    It says right there, some NASA scientists were crushed in the accident.

    I think the old couple needs to sue, sell chunks of their car on eBay, and retire rich!

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  3. NASA forgot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    that Australia is upside down

  4. In related news... by Stenchwarrior · · Score: 4, Funny

    The lead baloon engineer, known for his cocky attitude and general air of superiority, had his ego severely deflated.

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    1. Re:In related news... by bwcarty · · Score: 5, Funny

      The lead baloon engineer....

      Why was he trying to engineer a lead balloon? Didn't he watch that episode of MythBusters?

  5. could someone translate from australian for me? by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Funny

    He said the balloon was then seen lying partially-inflated above a paddock "like a white Uluru".

    what's a paddock?

    and what is with the reference to an albino version of a star trek character?

    i know you australians typically speak german like your neighbors to the north, but if you are going to write a story in the american language, try to more precise

    thanks

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    1. Re:could someone translate from australian for me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      > Rife with typo's

      Ah, the ireny.

  6. Re:CRIKEY MATE by tumutbound · · Score: 4, Funny

    I find this response insulting. Australians do not drink Fosters! It's for export only. Nothing is too bad for the rest of the world.

  7. Re:Another hoax! by dave420 · · Score: 4, Funny

    He was until a dingo got to him.

  8. Whoosh? by Pteraspidomorphi · · Score: 5, Funny

    It may be a bad day for balloon launches, but at least jokes seem to be flying right past some people.