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Purple Pokeberries Yield Cheap Solar Power
separsons writes "Researchers at Wake Forest's Center for Nanotechnology and Molecular Materials created a low-cost solar power system geared towards developing nations. By coating fiber-based solar cells with dye from purple pokeberries, a common weed, scientists created a cheap yet highly efficient solar system. Wake Forest researchers and their accompanying company, FiberCell Inc., have filed for a patent for fiber-based solar. Plastic sheets are stamped with plastic fibers, creating millions of tiny 'cans' that trap light until it is absorbed. The fibers create a huge surface area, meaning sunlight can be collected at any angle from the time the sun rises until it sets. Coating the system with pokeberry dye creates even greater absorption: researchers say the system can produce twice as much power as traditional flat-cell technology."
I can't decide if I should make a pokemon joke, or a your mom joke.
Your mom poked my berries? I guess? I got nothin'.
Go with a modified classic quote: "I eated the purple pokeberries. They taste like solar energy."
My work here is dung.
Gotta catch 'em all!
"Wake Forest's Center for Nanotechnology and Molecular Materials"
Seriously? That's a little bit too long. MacGyver Photonics has a much nicer ring to it.
Ezekiel 23:20
Your car is run by hamsters and your roof smells of pokeberries!
my tech is extremely advanced
what i do is a store the construction information for a prefab nanoscale solar cell set up in a small protected sphere. with a little coaxing, the information stored in the sphere will begin assembling the solar array in a progressive manner that scales well in a fractal pattern that also maximizes solar exposure, including proprietary feedback mechanisms that is highly sensitive intellectual proerty. the solar assemblies are also plant based like the pokeberry mentioned one and are easily configured to various 3rd world climates
the solar technology i employ even cleans up greenhouse gases like carbon dioxide and converts it into oxygen, water, and an energy storage compound which also happens to taste delicious. this solar product can be utilized as an energy source by 3rd world peoples in a variety of ways, including direct reconstitution to carbon via a high energy oxygen based deconstruction process that also produces a form of heating, or- get this, this is the part i'm most proud of- the 3rd world residents can consume the solar arrays DIRECTLY and their own bodies can utilize the energy storage medium for biological sustenance
how come nobody thought of this tech before?
intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
And of course, you can use the leaves for poke salad. With a lot of boiling...
Not meaning to sound like a dick, but it's poke salat. There was even a song about it way back in the day, Poke Salat Annie.
Don't ask me what salat means, though. I have no idea.
It's a German word that roughly translates to "Google me to learn what I mean in about ten seconds".
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. - Einstein