Top 10 Things Hollywood Thinks Computers Can Do

An anonymous reader writes "From blowing up your keyboards to developing a malignant sentience, Expert Reviews rounds up the things that movie makers believe computers can do, even though they use the same technology every day to write scripts." I like the summary of how you crack a password in movies. I hate that this page splits into multiple pages. Very lame.

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clone53421 likes stalking others to other forums?

[Anonymous Coward]

http://www.pcreview.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?s=0c20bd72321b9c96c7a66c25b68b16a6&p=13958812#post13958812

Says it all right there. Pretty pitiful clone53421, and all because you badly lost a debate here on /., where you libeled me repeatedly as well with information from sources who tried the same in Jeremy Reimer and Jay Little (who only got caught email harassing me by their ISPs, had their websites with death threats & impersonations of myself removed in part or their entirely (3 of them no less, 3 times) by their hosting providers, and had law enforcement in their local areas notified on them both, due to such "geek angst based" death threats).

APK

P.S.=> clone53421 - Seek help for your condition, please. However, I am not sure if there is a 'cure' or treatment for 'geek angst', lol... apk

clone53421 likes stalking others to other forums?

[Anonymous Coward]

http://www.pcreview.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?s=0c20bd72321b9c96c7a66c25b68b16a6&p=13958812#post13958812

Says it all right there. Pretty pitiful clone53421, and all because you badly lost a debate here on /., where you libeled me repeatedly as well with information from sources who tried the same in Jeremy Reimer and Jay Little (who only got caught email harassing me by their ISPs, had their websites with death threats & impersonations of myself removed in part or their entirely (3 of them no less, 3 times) by their hosting providers, and had law enforcement in their local areas notified on them both, due to such "geek angst based" death threats).

APK

P.S.=> clone53421 - Seek help for your condition, please. However, I am not sure if there is a 'cure' or treatment for 'geek angst', lol... apk

Clone's now trying to use ac replies to fool us

[Anonymous Coward]

Do you think you're fooling anybody replying as AC now clone53421? Your now posting as AC is now caught too clone53421 http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1639038&cid=32085082 where you admitted to posting as clone53421 on another forums to troll and stalk me, and in your reply in the url above you give that away clearly.

APK

clone53421 admits stalking me, right here

[Anonymous Coward]

"You could always get a subpoena. Without one, I suspect they'd tell you to bugger off." - by clone53421 (1310749) on Tuesday May 04, @11:59AM (#32086288)

Well, that about does it: You're admitting it was you stalking me from here to another forums then with that reply.

First things first though: I will be reporting you to your ISP, and then, we'll see what happens from there.

Pretty simple!

(Keep talking clone53421 - you're only digging your own hole deeper and deeper as you go! I've done this before, and this is not a "big trick" to take care of, and to take care of you in the same motion also (Your source you used to libel me here earlier did the same thing in Jeremy Reimer alongside his pal Jay Little (both arstechnica people): They were caught email harassing me by their ISP's, had their websites removed for impersonating me, libelling me, and making death threats directed my way and more... you're just doing the SAME EXACT THING, and you're a fool for the doing of it is all... this is NOT new to me, I know how to take care of it, properly (been there, done that, before))

APK

P.S.=> I think you're going to regret libelling, and now stalking me online too, clone53421... couldn't happen to a nicer guy! Nice part will be I will know WHO YOU ARE, and where you come from online, shortly... apk

Re:clone53421 admits stalking me, right here

[Anonymous Coward]

Oh look, it's the troll that's been stalking Clone53421, Squiggleslash, and Tom Hudson.

For those new to this, the troll is someone claiming to be a defender of a certain Alexander Peter Kowalski, the author of a tool, apkapp2backgrounddaemonprocessengine, generally considered malware by a large number of anti-malware companies and organizations.

CA

PestPatrol

SpywareDB ("Dangerous!")

Freedom Anti-Spyware

Spycheck (Spanish-language) - "Recomendacion: DESACTIVAR Y ELIMINAR"

Spyware No-More ("Threat risk: High risk", "Advice: Remove This is a very high risk threat and should be removed immediately as to prevent harm to your computer and / or to protect your privacy")

Mr Kowalski, or his admirer, got upset because someone had the audacity to link to a threat describing Kowalski's attempts to remove some embarrassing comments posted under his name. Rather than deal with it maturely, this person has been attempting to stalk said poster and those who pointed out Kowalski wasn't doing himself any favors.

So if you see these comments posted as replies to clone, squiggleslash, or Tom, now you know why they're appearing. And if you feel like joining in, making it clear to Mr Kowalski that spamming, sliming, and stalking are unacceptable, well, come on in, the water's lovely!

Re:ENHANCE

[theshowmecanuck]

Yeah yeah, you probably yell 'enhance' whenever you take off your PANTS! [ducks]

clone53421, do you have a CSC or CIS degree?

[Anonymous Coward]

See subject and answer the question. Should be too difficult, but whenever you are asked this, you suddenly "go silent". Is it perhaps because it would show you are not an expert (other than in your own mind) in computing?

clone53421, do you have a CSC or CIS degree?

[Anonymous Coward]

See subject and answer the question. Should be too difficult, but whenever you are asked this, you suddenly "go silent". Is it perhaps because it would show you are not an expert (other than in your own mind) in computing??