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State Senator Caught Looking At Porn On Senate Floor

Everyone knows how boring a debate on a controversial abortion bill can get on the Senate floor. So it's no wonder that Florida State Sen. Mike Bennett took the time to look at a little porn and a video of a dog running out of the water and shaking itself off. From the article: "Ironically, as Bennett is viewing the material, you can hear a Senator Dan Gelber's voice in the background debating a controversial abortion bill. 'I'm against this bill,' said Gelber, 'because it disrespects too many women in the state of Florida.' Bennett defended his actions, telling Sunshine State News it was an email sent to him by a woman 'who happens to be a former court administrator.'"

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  1. I don't see what the big deal is by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 4, Funny

    You liberal nerds are just jealous you don't have female coworkers sending you naughty pictures.

    1. Re:I don't see what the big deal is by Sleepy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Um, they're only "nude" if you consider a bikini nude.. in which case you are delusional.

      The picture CLEARLY shows bikinis (even the ones that were partially black-boxed are obviously bikinis).

  2. Porn..... by Dthief · · Score: 4, Funny

    now available in SEC and Senator flavors.

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  3. Hardly qualifies as porn by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Risque or naughty, maybe. Still, the guy should have been paying more attention to his job.

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    1. Re:Hardly qualifies as porn by d3ac0n · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The fact that it was sent via e-mail can easily be backed up with mail server records, which will be released if needed.

      While this senator is obviously not the most technically astute, he does at least grasp the basic concept that all of his internet traffic is running through some kind of web proxy server:

      When asked if he ever looks at pornography while on the Senate floor, Bennett responded, "You'd have to be insane to do that. It all goes through a server. I don't think anybody would be doing that."

      And then there is the fact that he closes it within seconds of it appearing on his screen, and if you look at the application open immediately behind the image, it's quite obviously an e-mail client.

      From the evidence available from the video, I see no reason to not give him the benefit of the doubt.

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    2. Re:Hardly qualifies as porn by kramerd · · Score: 4, Informative

      Depends on your definition of "most places". It's illegal for a woman to expose her breasts in public (excluding for breastfeeding, which is protected in 47 states) in most of the USA. Exceptions are California, Colorado, Hawaii, Maine, New York, Ohio, and Texas.

      You must have studied math at the Barack H. Obama School for the Mathemagically Challenged (BHOSMC). I counted 54 states in your total (47 plus 7 exceptions).

      Did we suddenly annex 4 new states I don't know about?

      Nope, you are just illiterate.

      California, Colorado, Hawaii, Maine, New York, Ohio, and Texas are the states in which it is not illegal for a woman to expose her breasts in public.

      47 states protect the right to breastfeed.

      Thanks for playing.

  4. A setup by Rurik · · Score: 5, Informative

    Purely a setup. Notice how the presence of a black bar insinuates that it's covering something offensive? If you look at the picture, there's all fully clothed, the straps to their tops are visible, including the top themselves under and above the bar.

    He's wrong for viewing pictures of girls in bikinis while on government time... but there is no porn here.

    1. Re:A setup by characterZer0 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Honestly, I would rather my senetor spend his time in the Senate looking at pictures of pretty girls than voting or cramming pork into every bill he can find.

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    2. Re:A setup by The+Mighty+Buzzard · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Damned skippy. About the least harmful thing a Senator can do on the Senate floor is to look at porn. Given their innate gift of being able to fuck up anything up to and including a wet dream, I'd even rather they be having a full on circle jerk than doing what they've been doing. It wouldn't be near as big of a national embarrassment as the shit they've been passing as law.

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    3. Re:A setup by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 3, Insightful

      He's wrong for viewing pictures of girls in bikinis while on government time

      Whereas reading Slashdot on a private employer's time is perfectly acceptable.

    4. Re:A setup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Not really, here is the original image (for all intents and purposes)
      http://img157.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=00376_0460_ff2009-darksand1-3001_123_939lo.jpg

      Very poorly made bikinis.

    5. Re:A setup by ChikMag777 · · Score: 5, Informative

      NSFW

  5. Sad by Thanshin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The saddest part is that the repercussions of these actions wouldn't be the same if he was browsing any other, not job related, content.

  6. Re:Missing the Point by Thanshin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Then why is it important that he pays attention?

    Why is it even important that he actually goes to the voting?

    He could simply send a memo saying "This year I vote whatever [party leader name] votes" with the exact same result.

    Everything else is self delusion.

  7. I Don't Think So by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Purely a setup. Notice how the presence of a black bar insinuates that it's covering something offensive? If you look at the picture, there's all fully clothed, the straps to their tops are visible, including the top themselves under and above the bar.

    He's wrong for viewing pictures of girls in bikinis while on government time... but there is no porn here.

    I disagree. If you zero reference the women from left to right, women one and three have no visible straps that would hold the top part of their bikinis up. While it's still possible they had something around their chests, I don't know what would be holding up so little material. I do agree that he was just opening up an NSFW e-mail sent him to him and it didn't look like he was "viewing" it as it seemed to be closed as soon as his brain registered what he was looking at. Three seconds and then closing the window is not really "looking at porn" in my book. Accident at best. Even Slashdot has embarrassed me at work.

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    1. Re:I Don't Think So by blackraven14250 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There is no porn; the prudish sects of America are showing up for this one.

  8. Not Porn by Lord+Byron+II · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It doesn't look like porn to me. It looks like art. I know it's hard to believe, but pictures with nudity are not necessary pornographic!

  9. Hate to defend the guy. . . by MagusSlurpy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    . . . but it looks like he might be telling the truth. The video doesn't let us see how long it was up or how he opened the picture, but when he closes the browser, you can clearly see Firefox's download window open. It certainly looks like he had opened the photo as an email attachment.

    Plus, he's using Firefox. Are you guys really going to pick on him after realizing that?

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  10. Re:Missing the Point by Majik+Sheff · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That's primarily because they are in full lock down right now due to their deep minority status. Unity is their only hope for stopping the opposition, even on bills that the individuals disagree with the party on. When there is some wiggle room in the balance of power certain legislators are able to put their vote counter to the party because it won't matter. The democrats did exactly the same thing when they were backed into a tight minority in the 90s. Welcome to the game that is American politics.

    Wait until the census comes out and the gerrymandering begins! Then we'll see some gamesmanship.

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  11. It was a reply... by couchslug · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Bennett defended his actions, telling Sunshine State News it was an email sent to him by a woman 'who happens to be a former court administrator.'"

    She sent it in response to his "tits or GTFO" text message.

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  12. Lowering standards by PPH · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Do you call that porn?

    Come on, folks. We've got bukakke, DP, water sports and more. That photo isn't more than R-rated.

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  13. PORN ? by dindi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I am sorry, I know I am from Europe, where being topless is just the norm sometimes even in a park, but calling a picture of 5 topless women PORN is a little bit of an overreaction.

    I am not saying, that everyone viewing your private crap behind you in congress, and watching this kind of crap on any meeting is right, but it is not PORN.

    Besides, he is at work. How many of us looked at this article/video at work? Well, then I guess we cannot throw the 1st stone at him.

  14. Give the guy a break... by MarcQuadra · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It looks like he opened up the mail and then closed it right away. That stuff happens, even at work. People have sent me NSFW things before without warning that I've opened up and -quickly- closed.

    Also, since when is a row of girls wearing swimsuits (maybe a few are topless) 'porn'?

    Give the dude a break.

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  15. Re:Bingo by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm hard pressed to imagine how listening to the senators from other districts is going to help him make a choice that represents his contributors.

    FTFY. Really when it comes to abortion most people have their minds already fixed on a position... politicians even more so. This topic galvanizes people based on philosophy, religion, or affiliation lines. Like everyone else in the room he already knows how he will vote on the issue, and nothing short of the new "Mike Bennett Turnpike" will change his mind.

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  16. Re:Florida by interkin3tic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Speaking of Fark, I think this "News story" is somewhat beneath the standards of Fark.

    A politician otes to invade our personal privacy? Zzzzz. A politician sides with corporate interests against the public at large? Zzzz. A politician makes a stupid incorrect statement about sciences, history, geography, or technology? Sometimes interesting. A politician is caught with his pants down in some way? ZOMG NEWS!

    Leave that line of thinking with cable news and tabloids.

  17. Republican by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 5, Informative

    Bennett is a Republican. His Republican Party would send us all to jail for watching porn at our own jobs. Indeed, Florida Republicans would have us all locked in stocks and publicly flogged by some priest for it, if they got the theocracy they're working on.

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    1. Re:Republican by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, you're just wasting our time with the usual false equivalence between Democrats and Republicans

      What false equivalence? Democrats can't stay out of your wallet and Republicans can't stay out of your bedroom. I fail to see how accepting governmental intrusion into one part of my life offsets the removal of government intrusion from another.

      Republicans have indeed been working on a theocracy [google.com] for years.

      The Republican Party is America's Taliban [google.com].

      That's real cute, linking to Google searches like that. Did you know that Barack Obama kicks puppies? It's true.

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    2. Re:Republican by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That false equivalence. Republicans have spent much more of your money, and committed you to spend way more (in debt payments, in unfunded mandates, in catastrophic misadventures like wars and deregulation) than Democrats ever have.

      You mean wars like Vietnam and deregulation like the Telecommunications Act of 1996 or the repeal of Glass–Steagall? Oh wait, those happened under Democratic administrations.....

      And they invade your bedroom, too.

      And Democrats invade my wallet, gun cabinet, phone records, radio stations, etc.

      Democrats are not at all equivalent, even if they do also waste your money - but not nearly the vast, crippling magnitude of Republicans.

      Careful, your bias is showing.

      You Republicans have wallowed in false equivalencies for so long

      "You Republicans"? That's interesting, I start out by pointing out that both parties suck and you leap to the conclusion that I'm a Republican. From my vantage point you have more in common with partisan Republicans than you probably realize.

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    3. Re:Republican by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Informative

      Except the facts show that Republicans, by a significant majority, want the country ruled by religious laws. Here's just a sample of their positions on issues ruled by what they think their bible says, rather than the Constitution:

      Should openly gay men and women be allowed to serve in the military?
      Yes 26
      No 55
      Not Sure 19

      Should same sex couples be allowed to marry?
      Yes 7
      No 77
      Not Sure 16

      Should gay couples receive any state or federal benefits?
      Yes 11
      No 68
      Not Sure 21

      Should openly gay men and women be allowed to teach in public schools?
      Yes 8
      No 73
      Not Sure 19

      Should public school students be taught that the book of Genesis in the Bible explains how God created the world?
      Yes 77
      No 15
      Not Sure 8

      Should contraceptive use be outlawed?
      Yes 31
      No 56
      Not Sure 13

      Do you believe the birth control pill is abortion?
      Yes 34
      No 48
      Not Sure 18

      Do you believe that the only way for an individual to go to heaven is though Jesus Christ, or can one make it to heaven through another faith?
      Christ 67
      Other 15
      Not Sure 18

      But I wasn't even talking about Republican Party members, but Republican officials. If you read the many supporting pages to which I linked about "American Taliban", you'll see that those officials are theocrats.

      False equivalence. There is nothing actually "Communist" about Democrats, nothing anywhere near as severe as the truth about the Republican Party and its actions. "They're both as bad" is a lazy judgment, when the facts show the difference between "bad" and "intolerable".

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    4. Re:Republican by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You do realize that decrying homosexual marriage restrictions and claiming theocracy in the same post is hypocritical right? You realize that if it wasn't for a theocracy (Christian/Rome) the state would have no interest in a ... wait for it ... SACRED institution like Marriage.

      MY view is that the state should have no laws either establishing or punishing people for their "marital status". It should not care one way or another.

      But that would break all sorts of "social programs" (like the new Health Care Bill) liberal love so much and depend on.

      Liberals, on the one hand, oppose the new Arizona law against illegal immigrants (no race specified in the law itself) because it is "racist", but on the other hand, they love to have all sorts of other laws that specifically account for race (Affirmative Action).

      Liberals are just a bunch of hypocritical twits. Just like Conservatives.

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    5. Re:Republican by amRadioHed · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It should also probably be noted that most of the money we spent on TARP has already been payed back or is expected to be payed back in the near future. Also, we didn't end up spending even half of the $700 billion originally allocated to the program.

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    6. Re:Republican by Locke2005 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Liberals are just a bunch of hypocritical twits. Just like Conservatives. Which is why Libertarians rule! Sure, they are selfish, mean-spirited little gnomes, but at least they are honest about it.

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  18. Re:Bingo by shadowrat · · Score: 4, Interesting

    His job is to vote yes or no. It's actually not a hard job. I'm not certain he needs to or should be paying attention to do his job well. The R behind his name implies he's going to vote against abortion. It's not his responsibility to listen to the other side of the aisle and all their arguments. His job is to vote the way he thinks the people who put him there want him to vote.

    whether or not these guys should be paid so much to do such an easy job is up for argument.

  19. That's NOT Porn by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just breasts.

    Bloody puritans.

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  20. Re:Hmm... by a_nonamiss · · Score: 4, Funny

    You allow users?

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  21. Re:Bingo by medcalf · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What happens on the floor is not debate. It is a series of speeches for the consumption of voters. The actual debates happen in committee rooms as the bills are marked up (not written; that happens sans debate) and in the halls as favors and votes are traded. This seems to be true of every legislative body in the US above the town hall level.

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  22. Defense by mseeger · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hi,

    It goes against any emotional bone in my body, but i have to vigorously defend a politician.

    • First: He has not been caught watching any porn. What he watches does not even approach event the most bigoted defintion of porn. If that should be porn, than i would have spent several vacations in a porn camp without noticing.
    • Second: For doing something else during a boring speech, he has my complete understanding. This makes him do his job neither better nor worse. The speeches are no longer part of the political process. It is more important for a politician (in order to get elected) to kiss some babys or his contributors asses than to give eloquent speeches in parliament. The voters are even more desinterested in those speeches than the politicians.

    By borrowing the headline unchallenged, /. is participating in a witch hunt. Even on this site i suspect several readers not to look at the material and to remember just the headlines. I hereby petition Slashdot to change the headline to "State Senator falsely accused of Looking At Porn On Senate Floor".

    CU, Martin

  23. Pure Fud by JM78 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Point #1: There is no porn here. The women depicted, even with a blackout bar, are obviously wearing bikini tops. The blackout bar is an obvious attempt at misleading.

    Point #2: The senator obviously opened something which he immediately closed. This has happened to everyone who has ever used a computer. You are sent something, you open it, and it turns out to be something not-safe-for-work.

    Point #3: For those saying he should be doing his job, you are all guilty. Everyone, admittedly or not, has read email on their mobile device in a meeting or has, at one time or another, thought about something other than work while on the clock. To suggest that because this guy is a senator that he should be super-human to something of which we are all guilty is complete flamebait.

    Good grief, cut the guy some slack.

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  24. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    You allow your users to send and receive *.zip files?

    Oh, don't get me started on annoying ultra-paranoid email administrators and their obsession with blocking every goddamn file type known to man.

    Seriously, I'm so sick of it. I don't know how many times I've seen this email exchange between developers and clients:

    Email #1: Can you send me your configuration file so I can try to determine what's wrong?

    Email #2: Can you send me the file again, but this time change the file extension because apparently the mail server blocks XML files.

    Email #3: Okay, one more time, but this time zip the file. Apparently changing the file extension doesn't work, because the mail server sees the contents as XML and blanks it all out.

    Email #4: That didn't work either. You're going to have to send it one more time, but this time zip it and change the file extension of the zip file.

    Email #5: Praise $deity, it finally worked.

    Grrrr.

  25. Re:Missing the Point by Straif · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Can you list off these numerous filibusters? And quoting Obama doesn't count.

    For 7 months the Democrats had a filibuster proof majority, meaning the Republicans could not filibuster any bill/motion even if they wanted to.

    The oft cited cloture stat is next to meaningless as cloture and filibuster are not directly linked.

    A filibuster is a tool use by the minority party to prevent a vote. Which as already pointed out was impossible for Republicans to do without Democratic support for at least 7 months.

    Cloture, on the other hand, is a tool use by the majority to close off further debate. This could be because of a filibuster or simply because they just don't want to discuss the matter further.

    And if you want to talk about improper actions taken in the Senate, the Democrats win this round hands down. To protect their filibuster proof majority and to help push their agenda forward, they violated the rules of the Senate which they themselves demanded previously by allowing the interim Senator from Mass. to continue to vote even after Brown had won the seat. The rules of the Senate clearly state that in the conditions present at the time newly elected Senator Brown was legally permitted to hold his seat and vote the day the election was completed and he was recognized as the winner; and the Senate rules specifically don't even require State certification. The Dems actually held several votes after the election in Mass. and prior to them recognizing Brown (at least 17). Previous, the Republican majority had recognized Democrat winners of special elections the following day, even when important legislation was on the floor.

    Of course you could also extend the improper actions to the very appointment of a interim Senator to fill Kennedy's vacant seat since the Dems had to change a law THEY PUT IN PLACE just a couple years before to even do that. But I guess that was on the state level and not the federal so that's ok.

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