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Politically Correct Zoology

flynny51 writes "Dr. Dylan Evans of the School of Medicine, University College, Cork, Ireland, has had a two-year period of intensive monitoring and counseling imposed upon him and as a result his application for tenure is likely to be denied. His offense — sharing an article from a peer-reviewed journal on fellatio in fruit bats."

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  1. Standard. by SharpFang · · Score: 4, Funny

    If nature facts don't agree with your moral beliefs... the worse for the facts.

    Next Vatican will be sending missionaries to teach the bats about properly moral sexual practices.

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  2. Re:This is silly. by OrwellianLurker · · Score: 2, Funny

    Science is science; what little simple-minded cretin made this decision? Someone should dig up the name and contact details, so we can mock him/her properly.

    AND THEY WILL KNOW OUR NAME IS THE HIVEMIND.

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  3. Re:Fuck Puritans. by sznupi · · Score: 5, Funny

    And you're going to hell.

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  4. Re:Fuck Puritans. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Me and all the fruit bats, apparently!

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  5. Re:Details by sznupi · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...slander, or whatever the equivalent legal process is in Ireland

    Blasphemy.

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  6. Catholic Furries by linzeal · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just what we need flying furry priests who enjoy fellatio.

  7. Re:Fuck Puritans. by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 5, Funny

    Me and all the fruit bats, apparently!

    And yet you only ever seem to hear about bats leaving there...

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  8. I'm confused by yyxx · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is it politically correct to be for oral sex in fruit bats or against it? Could someone please explain?

  9. Re:It is university.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    hehehe you said "staff"

  10. Re:Ireland: In the dark ages by Third+Position · · Score: 2, Funny

    Violence is like duct tape. If it didn't fix the problem, you didn't use enough of it!

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