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flynny51 writes "Dr. Dylan Evans of the School of Medicine, University College, Cork, Ireland, has had a two-year period of intensive monitoring and counseling imposed upon him and as a result his application for tenure is likely to be denied. His offense — sharing an article from a peer-reviewed journal on fellatio in fruit bats."
The main problem with this is he is a university professor. This isn't elementary or even high school it is university. If you don't like what a professor is teaching ask to be transferred to a different class, take the class at a different college, or just change universities.
Let university professors do what they want. Or, if you are going to try to tell them what they can and can't do can you at least start with the ever-so-common "I'm going to lecture for 2 hours about nothing on your test and most of the time won't say a single word related to the class" professors wasting my valuable time.
Taxation is legalized theft, no more, no less.
Now the Follically-challenged Eagle.
For copies of the letters sent back and forth along with far more details:
http://felidware.com/DylanEvans/
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http://felidware.com/DylanEvans/c2.jpg
http://felidware.com/DylanEvans/reply.pdf
http://felidware.com/DylanEvans/report1.jpg
http://felidware.com/DylanEvans/report2.jpg
http://felidware.com/DylanEvans/reply_report.pdf
http://felidware.com/DylanEvans/reply_reply1.jpg
http://felidware.com/DylanEvans/reply_reply2.jpg
http://felidware.com/DylanEvans/letter_2_pres.pdf
http://felidware.com/DylanEvans/ifut.pdf
best guess but going mostly from rumor and reading between the lines: the woman who lodged the complaint is quite likely the wife of one of the VP's in UCC.
Seriously, grow up. As the paper in question demonstrates, the animal kingdom clearly has at least as many kinks as us humans do. It's not "sinful." Far from it -- if you believe in a deity, it seems obvious that this deity heartily approves of sex in all kinds of variety.
Or, if you can't deal with that, fine, believe whatever you want -- but stop retarding scientific and social progress with your puritanical ideals.
Don't thank God, thank a doctor!
If nature facts don't agree with your moral beliefs... the worse for the facts.
Next Vatican will be sending missionaries to teach the bats about properly moral sexual practices.
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Science is science; what little simple-minded cretin made this decision? Someone should dig up the name and contact details, so we can mock him/her properly.
Emotions! In your brain!
By all indications the guy is a jerk. In any setting there are expectations of a professional level of behaviour, and he chose not to abide by them.
These are not the 1960s. No one in academia can claim not to understand where the line is drawn when interacting with other colleagues.
"It was just a joke" has long since ceased to be an adequate excuse for offensive behaviour.
Three Squirrels
Read the actual complaints and you will see that this guy was being very creepy. This is more then just showing the article to a co-worker.
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The actual case was for sexual harassment. The accuser made the error of thinking that the fellatio article would be the strongest piece of evidence, rather than the coworker's repeated complaints about unwelcome touching and comments.
The attack on the article is ludicrous. If the guy who wrote the article is a creep, then he should probably be censured.
This government is demonstrating it is still in the dark ages, where idiotic canned morals and ethics based on superstitious and largely fictional books still dictate the rules of state.
It's going to be a long, long haul getting rid of the "Sky Daddy" moralizers. Everywhere. In the meantime, the religiots will continue to look for contemporary alternatives to burning at the stake. Ruining one's career, and to some extent one's life... a fairly effective replacement, I'd say. A lifetime of suffering coupled with loss of ability to teach what one knows in an atmosphere of respect and personal and professional growth.
Fellatio in bats. What should be extremely interesting, is instead a hair trigger for idiots.
Sometimes I can go days without having to realize just how much I despise religion. And then something like this happens.
By the way, IRISH MORONS: Sex is good. Violence is bad. Imposed government/social censorship is MORONIC. Freedom for people to view what they CHOOSE and make their own decisions is the ONLY correct path through this mess. Is that convenient for everyone? Will everyone feel good about it? No. But it is still the BEST path. Because freedom of knowledge for everyone totally trumps anyone's moral qualms.
Teach your kids what you want to teach them. What you think is right. But don't attempt to sanitize the rest of the world in the shape of your morals and ethics. My kids are not your kids and you have NO right to impose your morals and ethics upon them. That's MY job. And I teach my kids that sex is good, and violence is bad. I'm not in the least interested in your goat-age, superstition-driven stupidity. Thanks.
I've fallen off your lawn, and I can't get up.
I posted this on facebook. I think it says it all:
They went by the names Stan and Can. At first they were friends, respecting each other. But after a while, Stan started hooking up with this girl. Can Hated that Stan was getting something done, so he walked up to Stan and punched him in the face repeatedly. Stan is a huge guy, and nows a lot about pretty much everything, and refused to hit back. Can just kept on wailing on Stan until Stan is bloody and bruised. The people in the bar generally rooted Can on, even though he was 6 times the size of Stan. In reality, Can didn't know the slightest damn thing about Stan, but beat him up anyways, like some kind of middle school bully. As Can beat Stan, he got a crazed look in his eye and kept beating him harder when asked why he was doing it, and almost to death when asked to stop. Then Stan dies, and Can kills everyone, and lights the bar on fire.
By the way, replace Stan for S-man For Science-man, and C for C-man for Christianity-man, and bar for the United States. So far it is accurate, but Stan is not dead yet. Maybe Stan should grow some balls and punch Can right in the fucking nuts. Hell yea. I said it.
Where is the mod rating for "scary"? Also,
I read the complaint, replies and rest of the documents. Made me miss the first period of Montreal @ Philadelphia.
The lack of evidence is staggering and mind-boggling. Who knows what really has been going on, but what I do know that the investigators or the president don't know anything that would be warrant a two-year monitoring and counseling period.
Let me repeat: not guilty.
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers - Pablo Picasso
I didn't know Zoology and Meteorology were so closely related.
the only thing that makes me vote for the guy is the fact that she refused apology and counselling when it would've been best. In my opinion, that girl is as shy as a mouse, and the guy is a bit of a jerk, but that ain't a reason to apply a formal complaint without trying to resolve the issue by their own means..
Just what we need flying furry priests who enjoy fellatio.
An Education is the Font of All Liberty
He showed someone a scientifically researched and published article, the content is irrelevant.
Sure sex is a touchy area, but this is a doctor, talking to others in his field.
Troll is not a replacement for I disagree.
Apparently I am really lenient guy. I read the summary real quick and thought he got fired for blowing fruit bats in front of other people and felt it was a bit extreme of a punishment.
Of course that might have something to do with the fact "two-year period of intensive monitoring and counseling imposed upon him" and "fellatio in fruit bats" happened to be on top of each other (no pun intended) in bold and italics.
I break out in shouting
Been there, done that, paid for the T-shirt
and didn't get it
But my paper topic was, "Fruity bats: population clusters in San Francisco and Provincetown, Mass.?" Academic freedom my ass...
If he felt strongly enough about homosexual fruit bats to publish a scientific paper then his values are questionable and the decision is the correct one. There are always the 'class clown' types who want to push the envelope of what is, and is not socially acceptable. Does this guy have a daughter? At what age does he feel it would be appropriate to read his paper to her?
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can't say i'm surprised by this. Last sexual harrassment case I heard about in an irish university involved a lecturer making a pass at a student (just the once). He ended up getting suspended from his job for 12 months.
As you'd imagine he's not crazy about his career being fucked up by "sexually harassed co-worker" on his record with no warning or recourse.
simply saying that everyone was within their rights is true but at the same time it would also be true if she'd complained about an overly friendly handshake- she'd have every right to avail herself of a standard procedure to file a complaint and the president of the university would have every right to determine any course of action.
I hope he wins the Ignoble Prize. I think it would be a fitting honor. http://improbable.com/ig/
Remember the law passed not long ago making blasphemy illegal?
So, how long until people realizes that this has gone too far. Censorship IS a problem. religion and corporate interests account for most of the censorship out there. Copyright is nothing but a form of censorship.
Can we finally outlaw religion and copyright? We really need to ban and persecute all forms of religious beliefs. And we really need to get rid of copyright.
Only then we'll be truly free.
Now, go ahead and mod me troll or flamebait, but you all know I'm right.
WTF am I doing replying to an AC at 5 A.M on a Friday night?
Is it politically correct to be for oral sex in fruit bats or against it? Could someone please explain?
I'm from the US and not Ireland (and I'm not a lawyer here), but as I see it the problem here would be that the university doesn't have a right to do anything they want. They are responsible for the workplace they provide for their employees and the behavior of their employees. Once Employee A makes a formal complaint, the employer must investigate it and put Employee B on warning not to engage in the alleged behavior whether or not the alleged behavior actually happened in the past. Otherwise, the employer will get sued and possibly investigated criminally right along with the alleged perpetrator for allowing the behavior. Employers can be placed in a very distasteful situation either by someone harassing a coworker or someone making a frivolous complaint. It's often difficult to prove and even more difficult to disprove (how do you prove a negative without exhaustive search and perfect isolation outside of precisely approved channels?).
Some companies go so far as having a separate handbook for sexual harassment. Some even have training and certification classes on harassment (sexual and otherwise) to go right along with customer service standards, technical training, and office flow of paperwork standards.
No it was a stupid complaint from a frigid bitch
it's made even more complex because of the fact that it was a scientific paper. the university act in ireland has some rules about what academics cannot be punished for on that score.
I want to hear more about fruit-bat fellatio!
BTW, the male appendage seemed to be nearly the length of his body. Top that.
And pretty much all the other animals. I just had to listen to my pet parrot (A cockatiel male, about 3.5 years old) masturbate very loudly this morning, using a plushie cow as his toy... As always. Sometimes thrice a day in the spring. Also, his father was gay for years before hooking up with the lovely female bird that he made my parrot (and numerous others) with. And I've steen studies about quite a lot of different animals - and even flies - having gay sex.
Now, one can argue that this is (when not observed in nature, as some studies have done) because the animals have been taken to unnatural enviroments. IE: It is unnatural for the parrots to be as pets and thus they resort to unnatural behavior such as gay sex and heavy masturbation. However, not only does that imply that keeping animals in captivity is in all cases as unnatural (because trust me: That parrot has several orders of magnitude more living space compared to its size [80 grams] than most farm animals, for example) as gay sex (A thought that most conservative, fundamentalist christians probably wouldn't agree with ;) ) but the same argument can be made about humans too. It isn't as if we would have been evolved (or created) to live in the current type of society with big cities and the like. So if the animals aren't evil sinners, why would the humans be?
But... Logic and fundamentalists of any religion don't really mix.
Maybe it means something different in the US, but in the UK (and I imagine much of Europe, since most European countries have similar labour laws), "put employee B on warning" has a specific meaning which shouldn't be taken lightly.
It implies that a record is taken of this warning and it may have a significant impact in future disciplinary investigations.
It follows from this that a vindictive woman can get a male colleague sacked simply by making an accusation of (completely fictional) sexual harassment. Even if it doesn't work the first time, if the allegation is repeated a few months later it probably will because now the person she's accusing has a record with HR.
(I'm not saying that no HR department would wind up doing something like that - I'm sure it's happened, and more than once - but we should be wary of becoming so sensitive to some issues that as soon as they come about the accuser is put on a pedestal as some sort of poor unfortunate and the accused is to be reviled as the anti-christ).
So, It's OK for priests to sexually abuse children, but it's not OK for academics to recommend journal articles that describe the (sexual?) behavior of animals. Or did I miss a post about priests getting two years of intensive monitoring and counseling?
What are they supposed to call them, Well Groomed Bats, or Barbara's Bats? Don't ask don't tell bats?
Unfortunately the same thing can happen in the US. The company would likely not do much investigation, either, unless they feared the lawyer of the accused more than the lawyer of the accuser. It seems it would usually be safer (no stats to show, just a feeling) to side with the accuser, especially if it's a woman accusing a man. As I've mentioned elsewhere in the thread, sexual harassment that isn't a man harassing a woman has a very different response from many people.
If you follow the links, you'll see that only 70% of the female fruit bats do it. This is consistent with the widely known fact that most humans will burn in Hell, but some will be saved. Repent!
Seriously now, another very concerning note in the Huffington Post article was this link. Apparently a student in a university can be prosecuted not only for writing something, but also for reading a book from the university library.
Redaction should have been accomplished with more competence. I disagree with the idea the accused and/or accuser in any case (of adults) be allowed anonymity. The accused is, of course, Dylan Evans, and the accuser, Rossana Kennedy.
To me it sounds like the good Dr. has done an admirable job of 'spin control'.
Read her allegations. They are just that, allegations, but dispense with Dr. Evans interpretation of events, and read it for what it is.
Dr. Evans engaged in what most of us would recognize as relatively sophomoric antics and flirtation - repeatedly engaging the complainant in discussions of a sexual nature, about Casanova, and ultimately showing her (I assume with much Junior-high-school snickering) an article on fellatio in Fruit Bats.
It IS possible that all of this was just an unfortunate set of coincidences, showing nothing more than an autistic-level of disconnectedness by Dr. Evans in not understanding the context of the repeated discussions.
Considerably more likely is the Dr. Evans had a serious boner for the alleged victim, and engaged in the sorts of feeble things 7th grade boys would do to try to 'spark' some interest in 'that hot girl' - with arguably similar results...she is shocked, disgusted, and goes running to the teacher crying "GROSS!".
If the subsequent dinner "double date" was accurately represented in the reportage, as well as a YEAR of such antics, she (and the school administration) are entirely vindicated.
I congratulate Dr. Evans on his ability to form a groundswell of public opinion in his behalf by mischaracterizing the event as some sort of Puritanical effort to "stifle academic freedom", a message which rings so readily in the ears of the political leanings of so many here on slashdot that its readily believed contrary to the actual reports. I'm sure he can look forward to many job offers from political parties looking for media consultants.
I'd however recommend to both of them that they perhaps make sure Dr. Evans isn't working with any women.
-Styopa
Now, sharing this article could have been just fine, if not for his particular delivery.
See, he didn't just forward this article via e-mail or inter-office memo - he delivered it, in person, dressed up in a Batman costume, and quoted the song lyrics "You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals"
Somewhere in there I think he may have crossed the line.
Bow-ties are cool.
was that he has a pet fruit bat named Eric, which he tried to register, but he was told that you don't need a license for a fruit bat.
While I certainly agree that it's terrible when any claim of sexual harassment is blown off, the fact is that people are more on the lookout for harassment claims by men against women because... the overwhelming majority of sexual harassment cases are committed by men against women. And "a dangerous time to be a man"? Right. Clearly, the experience of female workers, including harassment, intimidation, stalking, and in some cases, outright rape on the job is nothing compared to horrors of having your tenure application denied. How about getting a sense of perspective here. A dangerous time to be a man? I got news for you, buddy - it's ALWAYS been a dangerous time to be a woman.
Quiet little boy. The adults are trying to have a conversation.
I was having a nice talk about when violence is a good thing, and you started making noise about how ignorant you are and how highly you value your own opinions.
You should really follow your own advice.
The person who modded that 'troll" is clearly abusing the moderation system.
You can't take the sky from me...