you can't build a wall like is being proposed in wet, marshy ground
Everyone said I was daft to build a wall on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. And that one sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp. MAGA!
You should always wear socks. It's what separates us from the animals. Except for pets that humans dress up. But, that's just wrong, regardless of the month.
Computer: I've got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. [scans target]
Target: I reveal my Inmost Self unto my God: MAGA!
Computer: Sigh.
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The great thing about Republicans' "alternative facts" is they cloud memory until reality loses all meaning.
Sir Ives is putting the final touches on the new banana shaped case. A pro banana from Apple? Magical.
replace them with the old steam powered catapults.
... with the steam generated by burning naturally clean coal. Progress, Republican style.
you can't build a wall like is being proposed in wet, marshy ground
Everyone said I was daft to build a wall on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. And that one sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp. MAGA!
Buggy implementation of backdoors for governments.
Put a red shirt on him and beam him down to the planet surface.
Now bikes can drive people into a lake instead of people dumping bikes there. Be nice to the machines or feel their wrath.
I don't want to go on the cart. I feel happy! I feel happy!
You should always wear socks. It's what separates us from the animals. Except for pets that humans dress up. But, that's just wrong, regardless of the month.
The people who run the world have announced their intention to starve us to death..
Nonsense. I'm sure every Tuesday will be soylent green day. Om nom nom!
Donnie, the con man
Was a lying empty soul
With a Putin pipe, a Pinocchio nose
And a scam made out of coal..
Microsoft's updates are like a box of chocolates...
Tell this person you could only find 7199 RPM SSDs, but if they spin in an office chair while using the system it will make up the difference.
Computer: I've got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. [scans target]
Target: I reveal my Inmost Self unto my God: MAGA!
Computer: Sigh.
No airbags on Macs? Sue, sue, sue. A kitty watching a bird video might bonk its furry head against the screen. Won't somebody think of the kitties?
Scientific Community: "Are you gonna go to sleep or you gonna stay up and think your weird thoughts?"
Halton Arp: "I'll stay up and think weird thoughts for a while."
Competition is a double edged sword
We are talking nerd jobs so it's more of a bat'leth. (adjusts pocket protector)
No. Matthew McConaughey getting arrested in Austin was Operation Bongo 3. This is called Bongo Fury.
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight...
it's not going to cut your finger off or anything crazy like that...
You need the $5000 deluxe model for that.
... the M-5 multitronic unit sound effect on infinite loop.
HAL-lelujah and pass the robot oil.
Republicans are conservative in the same way Putin is communist.
It isn't not unfake news... or something. NO COLLUSION!
FTA: "30 to 40 megawatts..."
"first, a feeble spark, next a flickering flame, then a mighty blaze, ever increasing in speed and power." - Nikola Tesla