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Doctors Seeing a Rise In "Google-itis"

It's one of the fastest-growing health issues that doctors now face: "Google-itis." Everyone from concerned mothers to businessmen on their lunch break are typing in symptoms and coming up with rare diseases or just plain wrong information. Many doctors are bringing computers into examination rooms now so they can search along with patients to alleviate their fears. "I'm not looking for a relationship where the patient accepts my word as the gospel truth," says Dr. James Valek. "I just feel the Internet brings so much misinformation to the (exam) room that we have to fight through all that before we can get to the problem at hand."

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  1. Hypochondria? by idontgno · · Score: 5, Funny

    There's an app for that!

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    1. Re:Hypochondria? by Pax681 · · Score: 5, Funny

      What kind of joke is that?

      They omitted the sexual organs on a naked medical illustration?

      Pitiful.

      ah i think i might be able to assist you in understanding apples stance on that my friends

      the only prick allowed on Apple.com is Steve Jobs :P

  2. You have to be a real moron by Tony+Stark · · Score: 4, Funny

    Google obviously isn't the best place to get medical information, these people are twits. If you watch all the past seasons of House you'll figure out what's wrong with you. (hint: it's not lupus.)

  3. Reginald Barclay by Itninja · · Score: 4, Funny

    A stinging sensation in the lower spine. It's Terellian Death Syndrome, isn't it?
    We agreed you'd come to me before checking the medical database.
    Well, this time I'm glad I did. Maybe we can stop the cellular decay before it's too late.
    Reg, you don't have Terellian Death Syndrome.
    - You're sure?
    - I'm sure.
    Then maybe it is Symbalene Blood Burn.
    No. I don't see anything wrong at all. Wait a minute. There is a slight imbalance in your K-3 cell count.
    My K-3s? No!
    Barclay, I'm sure it's nothing.

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  4. Re:Google-itis by bunratty · · Score: 4, Funny

    Malamanteaus are the latest Internet fad. Haven't you heard?

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