"Argonaut" Octopus Sucks Air Into Shell As Ballast
audiovideodisco writes "Even among octopuses, the Argonaut must be one of the coolest. It gets its nickname — 'paper nautilus' — from the fragile shell the female assembles around herself after mating with the tiny male (whose tentacle/penis breaks off and remains in the female). For millennia, people have wondered what the shell was for; Aristotle thought the octopus used it as a boat and its tentacles as oars and sails. Now scientists who managed to study Argonauts in the wild confirm a different hypothesis: that the octopus sucks air into its shell and uses it for ballast as it weaves its way through the ocean like a tiny submarine. The researchers' beautiful video and photographs show just how the Argonaut pulls off this trick. The regular (non-paper) nautilus also uses its shell for ballast, but the distant relationship between it and all octopuses suggests this is a case of convergent evolution."
At last, I was so dumbfound by this.
Nah. The Angels just mis-intrepeted the cocktail napkin with God's first specs on it. Then they had to go back and create the same design with hardware instead of software.
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...but the distant relationship between it and all octopuses suggests this is a case of convergent evolution. ...but I think you mean "convergent divine intervention."
Ballast is weight that counteracts buoyancy. By introducing air into its shell, the animal is adding buoyancy.
-jcr
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Gives the term "Break it off inside her" a whole new meaning...
"after mating with the tiny male (whose tentacle/penis breaks off and remains in the female)." I have some friends that act like this whenever they get a new girlfriend
And for it's next trick, the octopus will change its color!
Oh wait, some already do that.
"There is a way that seems right to a man, but its end is the way of death." Proverbs 16:25 (NKJV)
They've been doing this for unknown zillions of years!
hail our new submarine octopus overlords
Aw Frell this
Crush: Okay. Squirt here will now give you a rundown of proper exiting technique.
Squirt: Good afternoon. We're gonna have a great jump today. Okay, first crank a hard cutback as you hit the wall. There's a screaming bottom curve, so watch out. Remember: rip it, roll it, and punch it.
Marlin: It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it.
[to Squirt]
Marlin: Look, you're really cute, but I can't understand what you're saying. Say the first thing again.
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I love Finding Nemo, with the whole "catching of currents" this sadly was the first thing to cross my mind :)
We should start a new Slashdot and return control to the geeks. It actually wouldn't be that hard to get some users to
>> whose tentacle/penis breaks off and remains in the female
- wince -
"Argonaut Octopus" ... That's the new Ubuntu release, right?
"Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
"(whose tentacle/penis breaks off and remains in the female)"
FAIL!
You stereotypers are all the same...
She's gone from suck to blow!
Finn and Norman filmed and photographed live animals in the act of trapping their air bubbles, solving a mystery that has been debated for millennia.
Somehow I am starting to think that exaggeration in the media goes too far sometimes....
Orange octopus is much more magnificent.
I cant have been the only person to notice.
I have to ask, why does an article on the creatures propulsion system require a detailed and graphic description of the creatures reproduction method? Surely this information could have been buried in the article for people to read at their leisure.
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