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Would You Die To Respect a Software License?

Posted by timothy on from the visit-from-the-compliance-department dept.

Julie188 writes "Some 2,000 licenses cover the 230,000+ projects in Black Duck's open source knowledge base. While 10 licenses comprise 93% of the software, that leaves 1,980-odd licenses for the other 3% — and some of them have really crazy conditions. The Death and Repudiation License, for instance, requires the user to be dead."

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  1. Math license by pluther · · Score: 5, Funny

    Which license redefines math so that 1980 + 10 = 2000, and taking 93% leaves only 3% remaining?

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  2. It's not news, it's Slashdot by Luke+has+no+name · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Slow day.

    1. Re:It's not news, it's Slashdot by MrEricSir · · Score: 5, Funny

      Here's some more ideas:

      Would you smell a nasty fart to prevent terrorism?
      Would you give up your ability to see if it meant you could time travel?
      Would you listen to an entire Britney Spears album if it could bring about world peace?

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    2. Re:It's not news, it's Slashdot by Red+Flayer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Aw, come on, most of those are easy to pick. How about something that strains our decision engines a little bit?

      -- Would you take a job as Steve "Monkeyboy" Ballmer's toe-cheese extractor if it meant Microsoft would publish only via OSS licenses?

      -- Would you take a position as Steve "Tyrant" Jobs' fashion consultant if it meant Apple would open up the app store?

      -- Would you lick Stallman's neck and armpit if it meant GNU/Hurd became a complete, usable, modern kernel?

      These are the type of choices that would keep me up at night.

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    3. Re:It's not news, it's Slashdot by grcumb · · Score: 4, Funny

      -- Would you take a job as Steve "Monkeyboy" Ballmer's toe-cheese extractor if it meant Microsoft would publish only via OSS licenses?

      I suppose it would be a worthy sacrifice.

      -- Would you take a position as Steve "Tyrant" Jobs' fashion consultant if it meant Apple would open up the app store?

      I am willing to expend my life in pursuit of turtlenecks if it means Openness for all.

      -- Would you lick Stallman's neck and armpit if it meant GNU/Hurd became a complete, usable, modern kernel?

      No! Not in a thousand lifetimes, no! What do you think I am, you sick twisted fuck?!?

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      Crumb's Corollary: Never bring a knife to a bun fight.
    4. Re:It's not news, it's Slashdot by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 4, Funny

      -- Would you lick Stallman's neck and armpit if it meant GNU/Hurd became a complete, usable, modern kernel?

      Would get Stallman to finally shut up? If so, I'd definitely consider it.

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      Security is mostly a superstition... Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. - Helen Keller
  3. Quip on Contracts by Improv · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The "freedom to encumber" works is like the "freedom to punch someone" ... They are both 'freedoms' that only exist at the expense of others.
                    -- Gregory Maxwell, discussion on licensing

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    1. Re:Quip on Contracts by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That would be a good description of copyright, and thus copyright licenses, but not contracts in general. The terms of a contract are merely conditions which you require to be met before you will voluntarily give the other party some of your property, which you are in no way obligated to do. No matter what the terms may be, they impose no expense on others; one is always free to ignore the offer should one find the terms unpalatable. Licenses are similar, but the copyrights which give licenses their power are artificial social-engineering constructs which only exist at the expense of others.

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      "The state is that great fiction by which everyone tries to live at the expense of everyone else." - Bastiat
    2. Re:Quip on Contracts by Improv · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Fair, although contract law has recognised certain topics where contracts are not free for good reason - situations of some sorts are considered generally either coercive or one-sided enough that the public good is ill-served by the absence of some (or significant regulation). Landlord-tenant law is one example, although English common law has accumulated a long list of other circumstances and remedies to specific abuses, many of which we've kept in the US.

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  4. Re:Now that's.... by compro01 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I strongly suspect the D&R license is a BSD license fan responding to someone wanting them to dual-license something.

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  5. Death and Repudiation License is peanuts by El_Muerte_TDS · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Death and Repudiation License is nothing compared to the EULA of iPhone OS 5.1

  6. When I was in college... by georgewilliamherbert · · Score: 5, Funny

    One of my schoolmates released some software with a custom license, which was basically the old-form original UC Berkeley BSD license with a restriction prohibiting any use by persons in "Country Code F", defined as (paraphrasing from memory):

    "France, Belgium, Quebec, Sengal, Ghana, Did we mention France?"

    I think it was bad experiences with language classes in high school, but I'm not sure.

  7. The humorless answer: by FoolishOwl · · Score: 5, Informative

    The summary left out part of a sentence:

    It's important to note that the top 10 licenses cover 93% of all projects and the top 20 almost 97%.

  8. Remember not to use Java.... by fishexe · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...."the design, construction, operation or maintenance of any nuclear facility." That's in Sun's EULA. For real.

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    1. Re:Remember not to use Java.... by parlancex · · Score: 4, Informative

      Windows server licenses have similar articles stating the OS is unsuitable for realtime applications, such as nuclear reactors. I don't know how they reconcile that with Windows for Battleships exactly.

  9. Re:Back in the 80's... by Tapewolf · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I recall that a common graphics viewer those cool new GIF files (among many other formats) wrote that if you continued using their software after 30 days without paying then a demon would be visited by demons who would torment you.

    Graphics Workshop had something like this. In fact:

    If you want to see additional features in Graphic Workshop, register
    it. If we had an Arcturian mega-dollar for everyone who has said
    they'd most certainly register their copy if we'd add just one
    more thing to it, we could buy ourselves a universe and retire.

    Oh yes, should you fail to support this program and continue to
    use it, a leather winged demon of the night will tear itself,
    shrieking blood and fury, from the endless caverns of the nether
    world, hurl itself into the darkness with a thirst for blood on
    its slavering fangs and search the very threads of time for the
    throbbing of your heartbeat. Just thought you'd want to know
    that.

    ...If I remember correctly, you could get a discount if you sent the author a photocopy of the cover of his novel.