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Ninjas Rescue Student From Muggers

Posted by samzenpus on from the unlikely-silent-heroes dept.

A group of assailants got a little more than they bargained for when an entire ninja school came to their victim's rescue. A 27-year-old German exchange student was being mugged in an alley near Ninja Senshi Ryu, when a ninja student noticed the commotion. The sensei along with the rest of the students rushed out to help. "You should have seen their faces when they saw us in ninja gear coming towards them," the school's sensei, Kaylan Soto, told the Herald. It's good to see ninjas working on their brand. When I was a kid they were mostly shurikens, smoke, and attitude.

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  1. Ninja fail by oldspewey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "You should have seen their faces when they saw us in ninja gear coming towards them"

    If they see you coming towards them, you've failed.

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  2. Ninja vs Pirates by TagrenHawk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's too bad the muggers weren't pirates 'cause this could have finally answered the age-old question.

    1. Re:Ninja vs Pirates by Ngarrang · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ahem...I would like to point out that sense the three individuals were attempting to pre-salvage the wallet and electronics articles, though far from a ship, their attempted act might just qualify them as pirates. Really bad pirates, but pirates none the less.

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      Bearded Dragon