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Facebook CEO Accused of Securities Fraud

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the suffer-in-his-billions dept.

Precision noted that Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg turned 26 last week, and gets to celebrate by being accused of securities fraud. This goes back to the old Facebook legend that Zuckerberg stole code from other Harvard students.

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  1. And, just like that, you see the message: by ultraexactzz · · Score: 5, Funny

    "You and 54,972 others like this."

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    1. Re:And, just like that, you see the message: by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Funny

      "big bad bubba poked you. -- poke back"

      I don't suggest poking bubba back. He's more of a Top.

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  2. Note to Owen Thomas by smooth+wombat · · Score: 4, Funny

    The fin on top of your head doesn't do what you think it does.

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  3. And you know what they say by Thanshin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Those who desire to steal securities in order to gain freedom will not have, nor do they deserve, either one.

  4. All i can say is by Combatso · · Score: 5, Funny

    I bet he will regret the 'Poke' feature if he does time

  5. Bill Gates stole code for from the dumpster... by number6x · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bill Gates stole code for from the dumpster for his BASIC compiler that he based his fortune on, why should Zuckerberg be investigated when Gates isn't?

    When will billionaires ever get a fair shake in this world?

    1. Re:Bill Gates stole code for from the dumpster... by UninformedCoward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Because the dumpsters litigation was trash...

  6. Re:Remember, folks by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh to be so burdened.

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  7. Fetch the popcorn! by Rogerborg · · Score: 3, Funny

    A bunch of arrogant entitled Haaaarvard douches get butt-humped by the biggest douche amongst them, then spend the rest of their natural lives giving all of their money to lawyers until none of them have anything except crack habits and an autobiography in the bargain bin.

    I mean, you can't buy entertainment like this. It's win-win, especially if they all lose.

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  8. Re:Remember, folks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Do you *really* think that he hasn't diversified at least a little by now?"

    He has. Into securities fraud.