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Facebook CEO Accused of Securities Fraud

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the suffer-in-his-billions dept.

Precision noted that Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg turned 26 last week, and gets to celebrate by being accused of securities fraud. This goes back to the old Facebook legend that Zuckerberg stole code from other Harvard students.

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  1. And, just like that, you see the message: by ultraexactzz · · Score: 5, Funny

    "You and 54,972 others like this."

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    1. Re:And, just like that, you see the message: by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Funny

      "big bad bubba poked you. -- poke back"

      I don't suggest poking bubba back. He's more of a Top.

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  2. Note to Owen Thomas by smooth+wombat · · Score: 4, Funny

    The fin on top of your head doesn't do what you think it does.

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    We will bankrupt ourselves in the vain search for absolute security. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower
  3. And you know what they say by Thanshin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Those who desire to steal securities in order to gain freedom will not have, nor do they deserve, either one.

  4. All i can say is by Combatso · · Score: 5, Funny

    I bet he will regret the 'Poke' feature if he does time

  5. Re:Remember, folks by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh to be so burdened.

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