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Quantum Teleportation Achieved Over 16 km In China

Laxori666 writes "Scientists in China have succeeded in teleporting information between photons farther than ever before. They transported quantum information over a free space distance of 16 km (10 miles), much farther than the few hundred meters previously achieved, which brings us closer to transmitting information over long distances without the need for a traditional signal."

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  1. Wait, does this mean... by buanzo · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... I might stop having Cablemodem issues? Sexy!

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    1. Re:Wait, does this mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Information can't travel faster than light you moron

      You'll have to wait a bit for that information to travel to his brain due to the density and distance it must endure ;-)

    2. Re:Wait, does this mean... by lgw · · Score: 5, Funny

      There is no "quantum shit going on" that breaks special relativity. Attention world: Once and for all, quantum theory does not break relativity.

      How right you are, and I have an elegant theory of quantum gravity that reconciles quantum mechanics with general relativity. Unfortunately, my proof is too large to fit in this forum post.

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  2. Obligatory by Thoggins · · Score: 2, Funny
  3. Yea but. by Pharmboy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Unfortunately, what they transmitted was an email for Vi4gra, using an open wifi connection at a Starbucks 10 miles down the road.

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  4. NOT over a free space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not until they do it over the USA or even France, but not over China.

  5. I can see it now by masterwit · · Score: 1, Funny

    Monster Cable will find someway to exploit this, of course with enough shielding to protect against a nuclear blast and the heat of the sun.

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  6. Re:Philotics by Culture20 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I never got any of this newfangled philotic physics. Half of it nobody understands anyway.

    No, everyone understands and doesn't understand quantum philotics at the same time, until they are tested. It averages out to half of the population, though.

  7. Re:Philotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Odd, because I tend to feel as if I understand it and don't understand it at the same time.
    It's only when somebody asks me if I understand it that I come to a conclusion, either way.

  8. Re:Philotics by icebike · · Score: 4, Funny

    Odd, because I tend to feel as if I understand it and don't understand it at the same time.
    It's only when somebody asks me if I understand it that I come to a conclusion, either way.

    Me too, but then I get tangled up and with mixed emotions over the recent death of my cat and wish I never tried to understand in the first place.

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  9. Re:Philotics by icebike · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not anymore you don't.

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  10. Re:Lightspeed limited, not an ansible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Asking people to look things up for you in an age where doing it yourself literally means putting your finger down, moving your hand one inch, and putting your finger down again, is pretty fucking contemptible.

  11. Re:Lightspeed limited, not an ansible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    contempti... eh, what?

  12. Re:Please mod parent up by imamac · · Score: 2, Funny

    Information still cannot be transmitted faster than light.

    Sigh...subspace transmissions, hello???

  13. Quantum Gravity Proof? by fishexe · · Score: 4, Funny

    Unfortunately, my proof is too large to fit in this forum post.

    Is it really too large, or are you just afraid that once your theory is observed it will no longer hold?

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  14. Re:Philotics by MoeDumb · · Score: 1, Funny

    But when the second half of the population observes the first half understanding and not understanding, they understand or don't too.

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