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Neuromancer Movie In Your Future?
An anonymous reader pointed out a link talking about how Vincenzo Natali, writer/director of Splice, has written a screenplay for Neuromancer. The article says he even ran it by Gibson. No studio is attached to the project, but at least Natali promised "No Keanu."
*STHNRABITEL...
* Someone that have not read a book in their entire life.
The first thing I thought was "Damn, someone really resented having a kid."
Security is mostly a superstition... Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. - Helen Keller
Good for you, pal. I've been writing Phillip K. Dick screenplay adaptations for years, and that sonofabitch has YET to approve even ONE of them!
SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
at least Natali promised 'No Keanu'.
EXCELLENT!!! *Air Guitar plays in the background*
My first thought was "I guess all the good names for phone companies were already taken."
If they switched the second and third letters around their logo could be a rabbit sitting down and reading a newspaper.
Yeah, well, this is the year that Neuromancer will rule the desktop in Soviet Russia! So there! Profit!
Instead, the role of Case will be played by Ben Affleck. Whoah!
That's what hating on Keanu gets you.
Edith Keeler Must Die
Don't be mean. He's a passable actor as long as you keep him in the correct characters.
I suggest:
- Robot from space.
- Tree.
- Brick.
- Guy in carbonite block (just spray him black)
- Ted "Theodore" Logan
There, fixed that for ya.
According to cannon...
Personally, I only trust howitzer for original source material.
Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure everything I just said is completely wrong.
Woah!