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Are We Ready For a True Data Disaster?

snydeq writes "Fatal Exception's Neil McAllister questions how long we can go before a truly catastrophic data disaster strikes. 'The lure of potential profits in the information economy, combined with the apparent ease with which data can be gathered and a lack of regulation, creates a climate of recklessness in which a "data spill" of the scale of the Deepwater Horizon incident seems not just likely, but inevitable.' Witness Google mistakenly emailing potentially sensitive business data to customers of its Local Business Center service, or the 1.5 million Facebook accounts and passwords recently offered up on an underground hacking forum. 'These incidents seem relatively minor, but as companies gather ever more individually identifiable data and cross-reference these databases in new and more innovative ways, the potential for a major catastrophe grows.'"

113 comments

  1. Easy and Obvious answer by modmans2ndcoming · · Score: 4, Insightful

    N-O.

    We are never ready for any major disaster. It is silly to think we ever will be given our inability to agree on such major planning initiatives.

    1. Re:Easy and Obvious answer by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think more accurately, if we were prepared for it, it wouldn't be a disaster.

    2. Re:Easy and Obvious answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we were ready for it, it wouldn't be a major disaster, would it.

    3. Re:Easy and Obvious answer by grcumb · · Score: 1

      I think more accurately, if we were prepared for it, it wouldn't be a disaster.

      Not entirely true. Cyclones are largely predictable and (in my part of the world, at least) we do take steps to prepare for them. They are, nonetheless, disastrous when they strike.

      But what I'd like to know -and what McAllister conveniently forgets to mention- is: "What, exactly, constitutes a 'True Data Disaster?"

      Are we talking about a data leak that effectively kills a company's credibility dead? I don't think so, because if incompetence or data mismanagement had any kind of real-world relationship with a company's success, Microsoft, Amazon, Heartland Payment Systems and dozens of others would at very least have suffered losses in stock value following their colossally poor management practices.

      Are we talking criminal abuse of private information? If that were the case, then Microsoft, Yahoo! and all the nation's telcos (save Qwest) should be facing an imminent demise because of their complicity in the unconstitutional breach of their customers' privacy in the US Government's domestic spying programme.

      Are we talking straight-up data loss? If so, then Microsoft (hmm, that name keeps coming up) should have taken a dive when they managed quite literally to lose all of Danger Networks' data.

      Or are we talking non-performance and generalised uselessness on a scale that beggars comprehension? If that were the case, then why do large consultancies still manage to win multi-million dollar contracts that suck up centuries of developer time and never actually deliver a thing? Think of the FBI's famous foray into modernisation, the now-legendary death of the UK's online medical database and any of a dozen other projects that ended up entirely written off (to the tune of 100s of millions each) without so much as a downward tick in the value of the contracting companies involved.

      No, I'm afraid that Data Disasters don't exist, because we don't want to believe they exist. It seems that in the esoteric world of noughts and ones, belief matters far more than empirical truth, making a true Data Disaster literally inconceivable.

      There can't be a Data Disaster today, because we can't imagine what one would look like. Likewise, there won't be a Data Disaster until we become capable of realising that they're all around us, happening every day.

      --
      Crumb's Corollary: Never bring a knife to a bun fight.
    4. Re:Easy and Obvious answer by Afforess · · Score: 2, Funny

      No.
      If we were ready, no one would run stories on whether we are ready or not. Duh!

      --
      If our elected representatives no longer represent us, do we still live in a Democracy?
    5. Re:Easy and Obvious answer by darkpixel2k · · Score: 2, Funny

      "What, exactly, constitutes a 'True Data Disaster?"

      Are we talking about a data leak that effectively kills a company's credibility dead?

      No, we're talking about a massive sunspot that destroys the interweb.

      --
      There's no place like ::1 (I've completed my transition to IPv6)
    6. Re:Easy and Obvious answer by homey+of+my+owney · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm sorry, perhaps you need to qualify disaster. Prior to my reading this, I thought the 100 million (now estimated) accounts compromised in the TJX breach or the approximately 100 million in the Heartland Payment Systems breach, were just that - disastrous.

    7. Re:Easy and Obvious answer by turbidostato · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "I'm sorry, perhaps you need to qualify disaster.

      A disaster qualifies itself by the loses it induces. Take an earthquake, a tsunami, a stock crash...

      "I thought the 100 million (now estimated) accounts compromised in the TJX breach or the approximately 100 million in the Heartland Payment Systems breach, were just that - disastrous."

      So you thought, uh? What exactly were the loses? Specifically, what were the loses for those responsible of the incident? Because if there were no loses, then there's no disaster. A nuisance or an incident, maybe, but not a disaster.

    8. Re:Easy and Obvious answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we were ready for it, it wouldn't be a major disaster, would it.

      Katrina, I'm looking at you.

    9. Re:Easy and Obvious answer by SEWilco · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think more accurately, if we were prepared for it, it wouldn't be a disaster.

      I'm ready. I have a very large stock of data dispersion chemicals.

    10. Re:Easy and Obvious answer by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      "What, exactly, constitutes a 'True Data Disaster?"

      It's when all your donkey/midget pr0n - and all three backups - gets deleted.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    11. Re:Easy and Obvious answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am heavily invested in canned foods, bottled water and shotguns.

    12. Re:Easy and Obvious answer by steelfood · · Score: 1

      That one mighty sunspot that can clog up such massive tubes.

      --
      "If a nation expects to be ignorant and free in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be."
    13. Re:Easy and Obvious answer by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      What, exactly, constitutes a 'True Data Disaster?

      Maybe not a disaster, but this is pretty bad.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    14. Re:Easy and Obvious answer by jgrahn · · Score: 1

      "What, exactly, constitutes a 'True Data Disaster?"

      Hal Draper, MS Fnd in a Lbry, The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, December 1961.
      http://home.comcast.net/~bcleere/texts/draper.html

  2. Dataspill? by ChrisMounce · · Score: 5, Funny

    The question is, will we go for a top kill on the data leak, or will we first attempt more risky solutions which profit the data miners? What kind of concrete do you use to seal a data leak? And what's the conversion factor between the scale of an oil spill and the scale of a data spill? In other words, how do we get from m^2 to BAU (Bad Analogy Units), so we can compare them?

    1. Re:Dataspill? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 4, Funny

      What kind of concrete do you use to seal a data leak?

      Data leaks are sealed by abstract, not by concrete. Interfaces, traits, the works.

      --
      Ezekiel 23:20
    2. Re:Dataspill? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Yes, we should kill the top offender(s). And using concrete (shoes) to do it should suffice.

      --
      Agent K: A *person* is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know it.
    3. Re:Dataspill? by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1

      And what's the conversion factor between the scale of an oil spill and the scale of a data spill? In other words, how do we get from m^2 to BAU (Bad Analogy Units), so we can compare them?

      The real question is how does this convert to Library of Congress Units, and can it then be reworded as a Car Analogy?

      --
      "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
    4. Re:Dataspill? by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 2, Funny

      how do we get from m^2 to BAU (Bad Analogy Units), so we can compare them?

      Easy. We take a Car analagy, and use the units (CAU), divide by 1 Bad Analagy unit, leaving 1Car over 1Bad.

      Next, we know Microsoft is bad, and their current market cap is 227.86 Billion Dollars. One of the most popular cars to make fun of in Analogies is a Prius, so you can turn your 1 car into 49miles per galon. Gas is averagely priced at 3.1 dollars per gallon, so you can multiply the miles per galon by that amount to get miles per dollar. So we have 15.8 miles per dollar. Units cancelling out, we get about 14421518987 miles, converted to meters is about 23209185052614. (I should mention these are rough estimates.)

      Rooting that simply because I can, works out to be about 4817591 meters squared.

      Make sense?

    5. Re:Dataspill? by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 1

      How many Libraries of Congress is that?

      --
      This ain't rocket surgery.
    6. Re:Dataspill? by Cryacin · · Score: 1

      Gah, I can't even extend on that idea. No-one stands to inherit anything from this post!

      --
      Science advances one funeral at a time- Max Planck
    7. Re:Dataspill? by ztcamper · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think top kill approach that involves strong EMP would work like a charm. Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

    8. Re:Dataspill? by mcgrew · · Score: 3, Funny

      There's already a data disaster. I'm drowning in data! Somebody throw me a lifeboat, quick!

      *blurb blurb blurb blurb blurb blurb blurb blurb*

  3. Facebook users? by dave420 · · Score: 3, Informative

    I read that the facebook users in question seemed to be automatically-generated bogus accounts, if they ever existed at all.

    1. Re:Facebook users? by seanvaandering · · Score: 3, Informative

      FTA:

      Facebook accounts are attractive because of the higher level of trust on the site than exists in the broader Internet. People are required to use their real names and tend to connect primarily with people they know.

      That's true for anyone who doesn't play games. For those who do play the games from Zynga and other gaming houses, you'd be amazed at what people will do to get to the next level, or getting that rare item. I play the games as well, but to keep the game essentially free, you have to add "neighbors" or your progression stalls. What's the solution? Join an "ADD ME" group, or check the gaming group and troll the comments, adding people every day.

      I'm not kidding when I say about 10% of my Facebook friends, actually know me, which makes my profile almost useless, unless you want to be Level 70 in Treasure Isle!

    2. Re:Facebook users? by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

      Gee, I thought they would have just created mule accounts. It's what everyone did back in the BBS days.

    3. Re:Facebook users? by sjames · · Score: 3, Funny

      Just because the creator(s) of the accounts can't pass the Turing test doesn't mean they're bogus :-)

    4. Re:Facebook users? by steelfood · · Score: 1

      If passing the turning test was the criterion for being a legitmate account, Facebook would instantly lose half its users.

      --
      "If a nation expects to be ignorant and free in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be."
  4. Nope...just consider IPv4 by bi$hop · · Score: 3, Informative

    This topic has been covered on slashdot before, but running out of addresses will be a "data disaster" in its own right for many companies. Heck, even CNN is talking about it: http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/05/27/internet.crunch.2012/index.html?hpt=T2

  5. Re:ext4 causes disasters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow this copypasta is pretty old to be bashing Katz.

  6. Truly catastrophic data disaster... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So I'm thinking about powerful solar flares wiping out all magnetic storage on the day side of the earth. Trillions of dollars in lost research data, crippled communications, you know, a catastrophe. Turns out this asshole is talking about compromised facebook pages.

    Get a grip, drama queen.

    1. Re:Truly catastrophic data disaster... by thms · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Now THERE is an argument for SSDs and punch cards if I ever heard one. And paper, there will always be paper.

      But the suns magnetic field can't just increase by a few orders of magnitude, so it has to be induced by a solar flare. A hemisphere sized geomagnetic storm however first has to hit the power lines quite hard to produce strong magnetic fields, and then humanity will have other problems.

    2. Re:Truly catastrophic data disaster... by noidentity · · Score: 1

      For some reason your comment makes me want to do a backup of my data on CDs all of the sudden...

    3. Re:Truly catastrophic data disaster... by Yvanhoe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There is an ongoing data disaster : infinite copyright. We are loosing all the collective memory of the 20th century, save for a few blockbusters and famous books. All these data are stored on fragile medium and are forbidden to distribute in order to save them. Oh, and it has happened already : the musicals of ye old late 19th century were already overprotected by copyright, and many were never "saved" into film in the beginning of the 20th century, not wanting to be pirated...

      --
      The Wise adapts himself to the world. The Fool adapts the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the Fool.
    4. Re:Truly catastrophic data disaster... by Dragoniz3r · · Score: 1

      Hey man, if the cosmic rays are making Toyotas drive themselves, I sure wouldn't trust them to leave my SSDs alone! They might spontaneously populate with hundreds of gigs of pr0n!

    5. Re:Truly catastrophic data disaster... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Uhh, no. Unless SSDs are properly shielded (faraday cage), and EMP will fry just about every gate on the silicon chips. At that point, kiss your data goodbye and all server equipment for that matter!!!

      You may not have realized it yet, but a high altitude nuke over a city will fry just about every microchip in range. Ponder that for just a moment...

    6. Re:Truly catastrophic data disaster... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 Comforting

      ...I think

    7. Re:Truly catastrophic data disaster... by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      Punch cards. Kids these days! I want a cuneiform printer that imprints my data into clay tablets. That stuff last for millennia!

      --
      Ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant.
    8. Re:Truly catastrophic data disaster... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      We are loosing all the collective memory of the 20th century

      If only that were true, but far from loosing it, they're tightning their grip on it.

      Oh, you meant losing. That changes the meaning completely -- my bad.

    9. Re:Truly catastrophic data disaster... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are loosing all the collective memory

      Gaaaahhhhh!!!! Learn to fucking spell!!!!!!!!

    10. Re:Truly catastrophic data disaster... by ka9dgx · · Score: 1

      If you had a strong enough magnetic pulse to wipe a hard drive through 93 million miles, I don't think that survival of our way of life is really likely. It would completely fry pretty much all of our electronics and power grid. The Amish might make it, if their neighbors didn't loot them to starvation.

  7. It's already happened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I spilled hot grits down my pants this morning and when I flinched from the pain, I accidentally emailed a photo of a nude and petrified Natalie Portman to everyone in the company.

  8. Cue Morbo by 0racle · · Score: 4, Informative

    Ya, I sit every day in fear that one day my database systems will open up and spew ones and zeros all over gods creation, poisoning all nearby networks and data stores. Oh wait

    INFORMATION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

    Article talks about things that already happen. He just tries to get page views by putting a stupid but referencing something completely different instead of what he is actually talking about, business continuity plans. He doesn't even seem to have any good insights on the matter either.

    The only thing that it was missing was a reference to hurricane Katrina. Sorry, Neil McAllister, but you're apparently an idiot.

    --
    "I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are."
    1. Re:Cue Morbo by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      Agreed. If we ever have a major data spill, we can just shoot junk at it like old golf balls. Problem solved.

    2. Re:Cue Morbo by lennier · · Score: 4, Funny

      Right, the minute the Cloud starts showing signs of sentience, we pump all of 4chan into it.

      Mind you there's a 50/50 shot that that's exactly what leads to Skynet vowing to exterminate us.

      --
      You are not a brain: http://books.google.com/books?id=2oV61CeDx-YC
    3. Re:Cue Morbo by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Sorry, Neil McAllister, but you're apparently an idiot.

      Got his page hits, didn't he?

      Mission Accomplished!

      --
      “He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
    4. Re:Cue Morbo by DiEx-15 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I guess since you use a Mac, you don't have to worry about such things..

    5. Re:Cue Morbo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, the minute the Cloud starts showing signs of sentience, we pump all of 4chan into it.

      Mind you there's a 50/50 shot that that's exactly what leads to Skynet vowing to exterminate us.

      Imagine the entire contents of the planetary datalinks, the sum total of human trollage, blasted into the Planetmind's fragile neural network with the full power of every reactor on the planet. Thousands of years of civilization compressed into a single searing burst of lulz. That is our last-ditch attempt to win humanity a reprieve from extinction at the hands of an Anonymous alien god.

      - Academician Prokhor Zakharov, For the Lulz

  9. It's not a disaster if we're ready for it by Dragoniz3r · · Score: 1

    If we had all the security and privacy elements in place that we should, there would be no such thing as a "data disaster". There's no real limit to the degree to which we can secure personal (or other) data, if we actually put some effort into it. We just don't right now, because it's not on enough peoples' radars yet. Once the girl you met in the bar last night cares enough about her privacy to use, say, Diaspora*, then there won't really be such thing as a privacy disaster, because everything will be cryptographically secure between parties, and there won't be the Facebooks of the world out there with huge repositories of unencrypted personal data. Right now she doesn't.

    There's also a truly mindboggling amount of irresponsibility on behalf of the various financial institutions of the world (and the like), for most of the same reasons. Nobody cares enough to do security or privacy the right way. Yet.

  10. The Disaster Of All Disasters: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google, for whatever reason, CRASHES.

    Given that 99% of personal computer users, don't backup their data, imagine the panic.

    IMAGINE a Senate committee to "investigate" the crash. IMAGINE the government propaganda.

    Yours In Astrakhan,
    Kilgore Trout

    1. Re:The Disaster Of All Disasters: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The disaster of all disasters would be a sudden burst of an undiscovered form of radiation from space that left everyone with a brain blind and mute; leaving Neil McAllister as our only source of news while we desperately tried to learn braille.

  11. We should have a new privacy law on the shelf by schwaang · · Score: 1

    In the spirit of letting no crisis go unused, we should have a new privacy law crafted and ready to pass when the next Data Valdez strikes.

    The Patriot Act was mostly a pre-existing fairlyland wishlist for law enforcement that was sitting on the shelf when 9/11 struck.

    I don't know if pro-privacy advocates are that organized, but EFF and others should have legal language already formed into a bill, IMHO.

    1. Re:We should have a new privacy law on the shelf by mlts · · Score: 1

      What would happen if there was a disaster is that there would be laws that would be ineffective like Sarbanes Oxley, but would require companies to have a lot of internal stuff for it. Sarbanes Oxley was a boon for storage providers, as relevant E-mails and messages have to be archived for 7 years.

      I'd love to see some actual privacy laws, but I'm sure there won't be -- so many businesses make so much cash tracking everything they can on a person in the US. If laws get passed, they likely would be toothless feel good wonders.

    2. Re:We should have a new privacy law on the shelf by schwaang · · Score: 1

      Being cynical to that degree will just render you powerless.

      Consider some small-scale successes, like the California law that requires customers to be notified when their private records are breached. Not hugely burdensome, and it is actually useful (it helped me personally in one case).

      Also HIPAA, while seemingly toothless and flawed, has had positive impacts in *some* areas. (Notably at hospitals which have been able to implement privacy protection through their standard training and other polices, but even my dentist's forms now ask if it's OK to leave private details on my home answering machine.)

      Putting both idealism and cynicism aside, I think you're right that it's too late in the US to eliminate the kind of tracking that Facebook, Google, Choicepoint and Axciom do. No Congress is going to seriously harm those businesses.

      That doesn't mean that we can't think in advance about what could still practically be done to improve individuals' control over their private information, and get it into Bill form.

  12. There was a sci-fi by geekoid · · Score: 1

    movie where the premis is they need to transfer a few billion in cash.

    The reason being that electronic banking had become to easy to break.

    While the movie was bad, the premise is interesting.

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  13. yes by geekoid · · Score: 1

    that's why we use distributed systems.

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    The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  14. Already happened by White+Flame · · Score: 1

    Don't you think the governments already have enough data to count as a catastrophic, worldwide privacy breach with as much as they can cross-reference? Don't tell me that certain three-letter folks can't also just talk to their contacts inside Google/Facebook/Skype/etc and get whatever info they might not already have.

    The only difference is that it's not a for-profit corporation with that amount of reach into the data, it's the for-power structures.

  15. Volcano Insurance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you insured against the risk of volcanos? The center of our planet is just one big ball of pissed off magma. Eventually, it could all come out and destroy your way of life. Just like that topical natural disaster.

    - J. Johnson, Volcano Insurace Salesman

    1. Re:Volcano Insurance by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Didn't I just buy a tank from you? "I mean sure, any car is a car, but a tank is a tank!" I'm ready for the disaster. Shoot depleted uranium shells first and ask questions later, tank you very much.

      Oh, wait, data disaster? Seriously? No, we're not ready, and we never will be. Danger pretty much demonstrated what will likely happen in a real world data disaster. Thousands of people who couldn't be bothered to synchronize their data and make backups suddenly found themselves screwed.

      The takeaway is simple: if your data is valuable, don't trust anyone else with the only copy, and that includes the manufacturer of your hard drive. The only safe data is the fifth backup copy stored on mag tape in a storage vault buried half a mile beneath NORAD.

      --

      Check out my sci-fi/humor trilogy at PatriotsBooks.

  16. Lemme check... by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

    ...Yep!

    My identity was comprised once, and since then I've hardened my security and never put all of my financial eggs in one basket.

    I host my own data in an encrypted online backup, and make quarterly physical encrypted backups (stored in two cities 1,300 miles apart). Several trusted parties each have a piece of the keys.

    Hell, I was stranded in the Canadian wilderness for 3 months in the winter (-40 degrees) and survived that quite easily.

    I crave this world wide total data disaster! (Which will never happen.) It would give us the chance to start this mess all over and do things right (no more Patents! Yay!) I'd finally be able to use my own damn code!

    That which doesn't kill me makes me harder, better, faster, smarter...

    1. Re:Lemme check... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      That which doesn't kill me makes me harder, better, faster, smarter...

      That which doesn't kill me may put me in a wheelchair or cause severe brain damage. You'll have a hard time being faster without legs, better without arms, or smarter after a stroke.

  17. OK. Can you say Hyperbole? by gbutler69 · · Score: 4, Funny

    We're so desperate to suck the last gallon of oil out of the earth that we've reached our technological limitations and soon peak-oil will devastate the modern world and you have the gall to call data-loss a "DISASTER"! Perspective man. Perspective.

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  18. The State of Data is Not Good by pankajmay · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I will only partly agree with Mr. McAllister's assertion about the potential for catastrophic loss via an inadvertent leak. However, I do feel that much of this stuff go packaged as half-truths and half-fear mongering.
    There are a few facets to the issue - let me try to dissect them:
    • Immense amount of data being collected: Very true. Everyday people are generating information that when cleverly pieced together can unravel every minute of their life. However, the caveat is that there is such a huge amount of information. Today we are at a position where the inflow of data far exceeds our capacity to process it. Most regular people aren't interesting enough for someone to worth wading through the muck to piece together coherency. Yet, there are people who will be subjected to such attacks and hopefully they are already taking precautions. For the rest of us mere mortals, no matter how significant we think our precious little existence is, the fact remains that largely we are all mostly just statistical data points -- white noise.

      Just like in statistics -- corporations are not looking for a particular person, but they are trying to aggregate it all and derive a trend or more accurately a statistical model. And just like in statistics -- the outliers will stand out.
    • The Valuable data is the Aggregate, not the actual data point: This is where the line becomes gray. Is it alright to zealously collect every dimension of data available to derive a meaningful aggregate? We are all understandably uncomfortable having our menial contributions, measured and carefully cataloged. However, if there is a way where important data about you is handled for only a brief while -- converted into something that retains the meaning of that data point but loses the association with you, I have a feeling then that would be classified as legal. Of course, active research is being done today in this area.
    • Data is unduly important today because we have (stupidly) delegated our identity amongst few numbers: I heard on NPR yesterday about how people's health insurance is being stolen. And do you know why such a fraud occurs? Because, no one conclusively establishes the patient's identity. They just ask for the card and done. They don't ask the driver's license nor put a simple photograph of the patient on the file to check. We have done the same thing with other such numbers -- Social Security, Date of Birth have all been used conclusively to establish a person's identity. True - it may have been a simplifying solution when Computers were not advanced. But the real travesty is not the availability of our data out there - which in this modern age is inevitable -- but that we are not switching to more robust methods of establishing people's identity. One of the ways could be to check finger prints (finger print readers are mighty cheap) or other such biometric data that cannot be easily faked.
  19. What qualifies as a disaster? by KarlIsNotMyName · · Score: 1

    I'd figure it be a series of data centers blown up by some event, but in the summary it hints at identity theft. I'm not sure if any data that can be taken that easily in so large amounts can qualify as a disaster.

    I don't think I even own or have any data that could undergo a disaster. The worst that could happen is that my work computer gets misplaced or destroyed somehow, but it's almost all backed up somewhere else, so no disaster, not even a personal one.

    My private data, well, what I haven't backed up, I can recreate. And I haven't willingly leaked any personal info online, despite the trend. Even so, is losing your Facebook page, or even millions of people losing their social webpages really a disaster?

    I honestly don't care about stocks, btw. It seems they're all in it to squeeze the most out of the system, not to benefit the general economy. If they crash and burn, meh.

    --
    We are all God's parents.
    1. Re:What qualifies as a disaster? by AthleteMusicianNerd · · Score: 1

      Stocks will crash and burn because they're way freakin' overvalued. Why the F#@! would someone go nuts buying a company that LOSES money or is trading at 50+ times earnings??? It's because they're using other peoples money and they're outlook is short.

    2. Re:What qualifies as a disaster? by dyingtolive · · Score: 1

      Or because they'll bounce back eventually after stockholders get new management and overcome the bad press they got hit with that caused them to devalue. The rebound from that doesn't always last long though, so it's good to get out soon as you get your money.

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    3. Re:What qualifies as a disaster? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I honestly don't care about stocks, btw.

      I do. Whenever the stock market goes down the price of gasoline goes down with it, and it benefits me and every other working person. I cheered the "flash crash" and was disappointed when it recovered so quickly.

  20. Concrete by zooblethorpe · · Score: 1

    What kind of concrete do you use to seal a data leak?

    The quick-drying kind, that's useful for custom-fitting a pair of "shoes".

    Cheers,

    --
    "What in the name of Fats Waller is that?"
    "A four-foot prune."
  21. Mod "satirically insightful". by khasim · · Score: 1

    Every time ANY "disaster" hits there will always be people who want to use it as an analogy for something else.

    And those people usually have no idea what they're talking about.

    But they use the current disaster to grab headlines.

  22. Run for your life! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Blue penis pills will start posting on fb profiles everywhere! Oh the horror!

  23. Until criminals discover databases. by khasim · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Everyday people are generating information that when cleverly pieced together can unravel every minute of their life. However, the caveat is that there is such a huge amount of information.

    -and-

    I heard on NPR yesterday about how people's health insurance is being stolen. And do you know why such a fraud occurs? Because, no one conclusively establishes the patient's identity.

    Now imagine a criminal organization that is interested in collecting that information and sorting it into personal profiles. Start with a database of social security numbers.

    Now add enough detail to be able to get loans or credentials in the names of those people (with the aforementioned social security numbers).

    It wouldn't take much processing power or storage.

    1. Re:Until criminals discover databases. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, that's the whole point of parent's post - the problem is not the accessibility of information, the problem is in the system where some numbers are enough to use health insurance or get loans in your name.

      The solution is not to put the information genie back in the bottle (which seems impossible); but instead to require the businesses to actually verify the identity instead of accepting that anyone who knows a few non-strictly-private numbers is you.

      For example, checking a physical ID. This also leads to a benefit where forged data isn't simply rejected, but instead the person using the forged data is physically there and can be arrested.

      By the way, this is a reason why identity theft is much more serious issue in USA than in most other places in the world. In my country, if someone (say, from my family) knew all my private data, and tried to take out a loan in my name, that wouldn't be reasonably possible. First, it would be hard to do - since the bank would have to prove that it was really me to enforce anything, they would require the ID and check it's validity and lost/stolen status. Second, if he did manage to successfully forge the ID and cheat the bank, the stored ID's copy would be the one of the forged ID; so in case of disputes it would easily prove that the loan is fraudulent => ergo, the bank has been cheated and bears all impact, not myself.

    2. Re:Until criminals discover databases. by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      So unimaginative. With the same amount of effort you could create a successful business. Crime really doesn't make sense for the most part. The easiest way to get private information from people is to offer them free, or cheap, stuff. Amazing what people will tell you out of greed. No stealing information, no breaking in, etc. Just let people tell you for themselves.

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  24. Actually it'd be a good thing... by 3seas · · Score: 1

    ... to have a data disaster happen, one that was not recoverable.

    This would be like the biblical tower of babel falling and as a result this would help push us to our next stage of evolution.

    It is society, population that pushes us to resolve bigger and bigger social problems.

    What we need is a global data disaster effecting everyone, including military.

    Such as what a massive solar flare could cause.

    Should such a thing happen, then in order to just maintain some level of society, alot of dishonesty and deception will have to be put aside.
    So much so that we'd be forced to develop better means of communication containing inherent verification.

    Tower of babel, but of a different nature and different solution.

    1. Re:Actually it'd be a good thing... by nyctopterus · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah that'd work! Put the whole system into shock and massive stress; I'm sure that will bring out the best in people, and make sure they mend their wicked, wicked, much-wickeder-than-the-old-days ways! I'm sure people wouldn't just cobble together whatever shit works kinda works -for now- in a mad scrabble.

      Seriously, why do you think a disaster would improve the way people do things?

    2. Re:Actually it'd be a good thing... by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This would be like the biblical tower of babel falling and as a result this would help push us to our next stage of evolution.

      Nope, it would be a de-evolution. It would set us back. If you realized how far we've progressed in the last fifty years (let alone the last 100) you'd understand this.

      Should such a thing happen, then in order to just maintain some level of society, alot of dishonesty and deception will have to be put aside.

      Oh, the naivete of youth! With such a disaster the dishonest among us would have a field day.

  25. Dataspill on the scale of the Deepwater Horizon BO by RichardJenkins · · Score: 1

    Fry: "Bender what's wrong?!"
    Bender: "It was horrible ones and zeros everywhere, and I think I saw a two."
    Fry: "Its OK Bender there's no such thing as two."

  26. I doubt it will happen by i_ate_god · · Score: 1

    There is far too much redundancy. So much data unwittingly gets duplicated by one way or another that I doubt we would ever face such a disaster.

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  27. It's not MY data, it's YOUR data by petes_PoV · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The first thing we need to do is change some of the descriptions. My data is stored on my computers. If some personal information is stored on your computers, that's your data (even if it refers to me, or other people). And being your data, you are responsible for its safe keeping, its security and (as with oil spills) for cleaning up and making good any lapses it it gets out.

    So, for example when a bank says that my identity has been stolen and my bank account drained, what they're really saying is some data they held became insecure and they let an unaurthorised (i.e. not me, or someone I have power of withdrawl to) person take it from them, and that lack of care on their part allowed someone to take money from them (but not from me).

    it's only after these sorts of ownership and liability factors are widely accepted and written into law, that we can start to assign responsibility for information that people or organisations hold regarding us. I fully expect that once organisations are deemed liable for any damage or loss that occurs because they lose or fail to secure their data, the problems of identity theft, data loss and security will solve themselves.

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    1. Re:It's not MY data, it's YOUR data by AaronParsons · · Score: 2, Informative

      An anecdote:

      One day, my bank (Chase, for the record) started repeatedly threatening to shut down my account if I did not confirm that "suspicious activity" on my account was legit. I wasn't doing anything out of the ordinary. I started getting multiple threats a week, and when I once traveled and lost cell service for a week, they disabled my account.

      When I pushed them on the issue, they confessed that my account was on a list of potentially compromised accounts. They told me that some entity had called in to place it there, but they would not name names. This was an infuriating example of how far we are from being able to hold businesses accountable for data theft. They were not going to tell me about the potential ID theft until I threatened to close my account, and they allowed a business to (apparently) anonymously phone in cases of ID theft.

    2. Re:It's not MY data, it's YOUR data by dbcad7 · · Score: 1

      Yep they should have forced you to get a new card.. That's what happened to me, way back when, with Wamu.. I had sent some money using my card via Western Union (and it wasn't even online).. well Western Union got hacked and gave Wamu a list of card numbers they thought might have been taken apparently.. Wamu just deactivated my card.. no warning.. had to call and find out that a new card was on the way. (had about 3 days with no card).. If I had been traveling, I would have been pissed.. but it was a minor inconvenience to go to the bank til the new card came.

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    3. Re:It's not MY data, it's YOUR data by corerunner · · Score: 1

      This is an excellent point. I hope to see this implemented by law some day.

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      "Don't hate the media, become the media." -Jello Biafra
  28. data loss causes breakups by retardpicnic · · Score: 1

    If I have to start over at level one again my girlfriend will KILL me!!

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  29. I am! by Bugamn · · Score: 1

    Got my bunker filled with canned food, fuel, ammo and shotguns. Now I just need to wait untill the data zombies stop roaming Earth.

  30. So what would constitute a true data disaster? by jjoelc · · Score: 1

    I can't really think of many examples, and the article certainly doesn't provide any examples.. Not even a "worst case scenario" type of doomsday prophecy. And only one of the things I can think of amount to a "leak"...

    If all the worlds' financial data suddenly became truly public, or disappeared entirely (they amount to the same thing, either was they would have to start all over) could be bad, I suppose.. at least for a lot of people. Good for others.

    If all of the weapons data in the US ("ICBMs for Dummies" "The Complete Idiot's Schematics for Nuclear Weaponry") the things could get ugly in a hurry.. Either that, or everyone would have nukes, and we would be back into the MAD scenario... or they would simply lose all effectiveness as a threat,since everyone had them...

    1. Re:So what would constitute a true data disaster? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What constitutes a data disaster is who's data is being destroyed or stolen.

      I figure 535 people will be all that's needed...

      Lemme explain:

      Steal data for 535 members of Congress and the Senate, and THEN you'll have a data disaster.

      You think I jest? Being able to grab info on lobbyist contributions, trysts with persons other than their spouses, etc. and trust me, you'll have a disaster declared.

    2. Re:So what would constitute a true data disaster? by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      A true disaster would be a retail bank losing all its records. A perfect storm hits the backup data-centre at the same time. In effect millions of people will lose savings, have unpaid bills - companies will go under. There would probably be rioting if it happened to a major national bank.

  31. Of course by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    Windows was released years ago and we managed to survive. What can be worse?

    1. Re:Of course by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      [MP,RI]AA

  32. Imagine cameraphones ringing all over the world by lennier · · Score: 1

    ... and every PXT a goatse.

    Now that would be a catastrophe.

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    1. Re:Imagine cameraphones ringing all over the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lawnmower man, your memory is full. You need to remove pictures first.

  33. UK child benefit database lost by UpnAtom · · Score: 1

    The UK's tax office lost 2 discs containing the entire country's child benefits database. 3 years later, it seems that it didn't get into the hands of fraudsters.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loss_of_United_Kingdom_child_benefit_data_(2007)

    Frankly, I celebrated. It was largely because of this that the average Brit became opposed to the NuLabour's attempt to build Stasi 2.0.

  34. How about an Internet Disaster by Alcoholist · · Score: 1

    I've always been curious as to how the world would behave if it lost the Internet for a while. A lot of people I work for go spastic if they lose their connection for more than an hour, I can't imagine what they would do if they lost it for a week.

    Despite the fact the Internet was conceived of as a decentralized network, it's actually quite centralized. It would only take a few well placed attacks to bring it to its knees. Think of the Northeast Blackout of 2003. That wasn't even an attack, that was just some overgrown trees.

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    1. Re:How about an Internet Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about Northeast Blackout of 2003 ? It had no significant impact on the internet, as the internet functioned perfectly almost everywhere in the world, just as designed.

      I remember the time, as I had worked in high-voltage grid industry, and when the news broke out, I was interested and was constantly checking its status, happenings and discussions about its reasons - and I was checking it on the internet, of course. It was not 'brought to its knees' in any way.

  35. Of course we are! by Izhido · · Score: 1

    You see, we've been preparing for that since a long time ago. The day we all lose our valuable data, we just need to pay a reasonable amount of money to all those cybercriminals who hack our systems and steal our data in exchange for a ransom. See? With enough money, the system works!

  36. Not Obeying The Law prevents data disaster by Simonetta · · Score: 1

    Are we going to lose all the great music that was made in the last third of the 20th century? NO, Because hundreds of millions of people refuse to obey the law as brought down from Mt. Sinai by the RIAA. By making millions of bootleg illegal MP3 copies of the our generation's music, we ensure that it will be around through any data disaster that could befall any centralized data storage depository.

        The more widespread data is; the more protected that it is.

        It's the culture of the 'greatest generation' that's going to disappear. The people who were born in the first third of the 20th century and lived their lives trusting their culture to corporate jerkoffs. Heard any great music from the 1930s or 1940s lately? It's quite possible that you never will. No one's collecting it. No one's preserving it. No one's copying it. No one's distributing it. When the vinyl from that time all chips, breaks, and wears out, the music of that era is gone.

        If you want to protect your data, copy it, bury it, review it, play with it. But for god's sakes, don't encrypt it

    1. Re:Not Obeying The Law prevents data disaster by mlts · · Score: 1

      I'm sure the music from the 1970s to the mid 1990s will be preserved because most "rock" radio stations only play from that span of time, ignoring anything in the 21'st century.

      Probably one of my biggest gripe of almost all today's radio stations, they effectively have 100-150 songs on shuffle except for some random special programs, and nothing really new out of that. The independents are hard to find.

    2. Re:Not Obeying The Law prevents data disaster by KarlIsNotMyName · · Score: 1

      That's true, filesharing will often preserve much more than the industry itself will. But not always in a high quality or original format. And even if we have it all uncompressed, we're likely only preserving the product, without the methods (designs, blueprints, etc.) of how it was produced (for music, all the instruments or tracks, etc. For games only the binaries, and we won't be able to read those on just any system. As time passes and hardware and software changes, it'll become more and more difficult to use at all).

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    3. Re:Not Obeying The Law prevents data disaster by dyingtolive · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The independents are hard to find.

      By design even. Distribution is the primary thing that keeps the cartel's thumb pressed down upon artists. Pandora helps a lot, but lately they seem to be fallible even. I can't seem to get them to stop play Coldplay for example. I finally thought I voted down every Coldplay song in the collection, and then they started springing LIVE versions on me. I kind of thing they're getting paid to push it at this point.

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    4. Re:Not Obeying The Law prevents data disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have not been impressed with Pandora for similar reasons. Last.fm seems to be able to find me decent new bands to listen to, and their subscription price is cheaper. Not to mention unlimited skips.

      Pandora also has been annoying me with 30 second ad spots every 2 songs. If I wanted that many ads thrown at me, I'd listen to the FM radio.

      Pandora has a better UI, but for listening, last.fm is miles ahead in not having as many annoyances.

  37. The problem seems to me to be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    .. that we don't know what data we do have, what data we should have, why we have it, what we want to do with it. Data itself is the problem we are collecting collating, storing this crap, if I collect and store enough tires they will eventually catch fire and burn things and poison people, I done know how you really go about estimating the cost of what has already happened, which seems to me to be disastrous, but things like 10 million CC number released, or 10's 100's of millions of Social security/bank account numbers (or sub. for which country you want) released are causing giant disruptions to people individual lives and costing who knows how much in fixing, just as a small example, I had a friend that had his credit score wreaked because of an unsolicited CC that was never activated but charged a something like $2 fee (which it was not supposed to), which was of course never paid since he was completely unaware of it and more than a year, many e-mails and phone calls and lots of straight out frustration an misery it was finally fixed what is that 50? 100? hrs of peoples wasted time and that was a simple billing error never mind a full on identity theft or any number of thousands of other problems erroneous or stolen/posted in to open information can cause to individuals (primarily the ones who pay the cost of these problems) if you want to count it in purely dollar cost my bet is we have already had hundreds of disasters that equal or exceed DWH, certainly on a personal level the level of disaster about to be experienced by the residence of the coast has been exceeded many many times world wide, but it is more diffuse and so less noticeable. I can't list all of the potential problems and people who should be here don't need me to tell them.

    Data + Human = TONFO It's the only way to be sure

    Sorry wait I'm not a web 2.0 weeny "I say we take off and nuke it from orbit,... its the only way to be sure.."

    Besides I didn't RTFA

  38. Offshoring by Travoltus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We farm the processing of a great deal of data to low-wage countries that don't even like us. To be managed by guys whose entire year's pay is the same as what you're paid for a week. Which means they are very easy to bribe. Oh and they also think we Americans are evil lazy shits who deserve the pain and suffering we get.

    What I am saying is that a disastrous data breach involving millions of Americans' financial or medical data will happen more likely overseas than it will happen anywhere in the U.S. And when it hits you, you will have absolutely zero recourse. Of course, someone could show I'm wrong by explaining to us how the FBI can manage to arrest an identity thief in Bangalore...

    So not only are we unable to agree on disaster planning, but the entire system is DESIGNED to provide fertile ground for a disaster.

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  39. BIOMETRICS Re:The State of Data is Not Good by cjacobs001 · · Score: 1

    biometrics is harder to maintain than one would think (and therefore harder to use). in my experience, once enrolled onto a system, BOTH, a system hardware change and a system SOFTWARE change, can corrupt the file(s) holding the biometric data. The fix is easy for me, -just turn off the biometrics BEFORE making such changes. But for Jane and Joe user, who don't understand how or why to control 'automatic up-dates', biometrics become just too much to deal with. (this is posted before I look at anything already posted below the post it is attached to)

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  40. A TRUE DATA DISASTER . . . by cjacobs001 · · Score: 1

    A true 'data disaster' would have to be defined to include: 1) loss of data (including minor and major losses)[data is gone]. 2) loss of integrity of that data [the current data cannot be authenticated]. 3) loss of use of the data, even temporarily [loss of access]. 4) loss of the confidentiality of the data [unauthorized exposure of the data, including unauthorized capture]. 5) Unauthorized USE of the data. --->> whether the loss is for an individual or a larger organization can not be a consideration in the definition. the definition would include such loss as may caused, directly or indirectly, by authorized possessors of the data AND unauthorized possessors of the data. Data Disaster. HOW TO PREVENT DATA DISASTER . . should be a topic

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  41. 7 icons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this story set some type of record for the number of icons that appear with it?

  42. Privacy is bad for consumers. by MikeFM · · Score: 1

    There is no real legal right to privacy, in the US at least, and IMO that is a good thing. There is nothing about you or me that is very unique and worth hiding. For the mere issue of people being embarrassed by their own actions or existence it is not worth removing all the great uses of collected data. Obviously collecting publicly exposed data is different than invading a user's personal space. If I take a photo of someone on the street it's okay. If I sneak into their bedroom it's not. If I pick up their unencrypted data it's okay. If I break into their network it's not. If I record everything a user is publishing about themselves when they visit my website it's okay. If I use a security hole to install a keylogger it's not. It's a pretty obvious line. The more data people will expose the better services they will get. For example by collecting data from all visitors to my website I can analyze what users from a given region during a given time of the year are most likely to be looking for. If I pull the weather information for users based on their location I can go further and suggest products based on the recent weather. If it's unseasonable cool this year the system can say "Hey usually I'd suggest swimsuits but it's still cool this year so I'll suggest long sleeved tees." Consumers love that kind of service but it happens because we collect and analyze data about all our customers. In today's paranoid environment with people screaming about privacy and copyright could services such as Google even have been created? I think they'd quickly be sued out of existence. Innovation should not be a victim of frightened idiots. I think it's completely stupid that we don't have a national id. For example I've been fighting with the IRS for years now because either they made a typo at some point or someone stole my identity (but only for taxes?) and used my SSN. I've jumped through hoop after hoop trying to prove I'm really me. Last year I finally got them to except my letter from the Social Security office that I am me and they finally sent me a small portion of the tax refunds they owe me - this year I've again received nothing as they seem to again be in doubt if I'm really me. I haven't moved, they can call my mother, I have a driver's license, etc but none of that helps. They should require taking unique identification, fingerprints and DNA at least, when issuing a SSN and forever after be able to verify who you are. I'd go as far as issuing everybody a unique mailing address, phone number, and email address with their unique id so they'd have a known point of contact for life. All other endorsements such as credit cards, drivers license, insurance, etc should just be data attached to your unique id.

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  43. Backups! by MikeFM · · Score: 1

    Anyone without backups today is crazy. I switched my laptops to SSD and all other systems are at least RAID 1, all backup to NAS (that is again RAID), and critical data gets backed up remotely. If we didn't have such crappy bandwidth here in the US I'd say everything should be remotely backed up (encrypted and saved to the cloud). I think it's only a matter of time before the average home has it's own cloud server. Something that securely stores and backs up data both locally and remotely as well as offering additional processing power to mobile devices (laptop, tablet, phone) on demand. My local disk is really little more than a data cache to enable faster access and occasionally leaving the network. Already becoming reality in many businesses although it's still a rough do-it-yourself solution to a large degree.

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  44. Turing test people by geek2k5 · · Score: 1

    I've known some people who I would swear would have problems passing the Turing Test.