Well, if you actually have the 10 trillion to backup your claim, bankrupting MS is actually a piece of cake... no need to get Nvidia involved or anything:)
... you must be new in this planet, amirite? *Nobody* in here backups their cherished data until it hits them. And it must be a really hard blow, ot they won't pay attention to it ("it wasn't really that important, y'know? I'll rewrite the thing, then set up backups later." Always later...)
No gigantic alien Battle Station in the dark side of the Moon, just waiting for orders to unleash their unstoppable forces of Evil over our insufficiently advanced civilization?
Okay, this is all good and all that. But, I think the real question in here is: *WHO* is the real owner of the Brooklyn bridge? Who should I call to make a bid for it? I mean, I'm so tired of giving money to the wrong people for it... sigh...
Have you noticed how, since the advent of the Internet as a massive information medium, there are suddenly all classes of strange, unexplained stuff out there?
I'm sorry... but either 21st century scientists are really lame, or we humans know *shit* about the universe and the laws that rule it. Wonder which one it is...
You see, we've been preparing for that since a long time ago. The day we all lose our valuable data, we just need to pay a reasonable amount of money to all those cybercriminals who hack our systems and steal our data in exchange for a ransom. See? With enough money, the system works!
What I would like to know is, how come, a full decade into 21st century, with ALL the technology inside the ISS, and thousands of communication satellites in your immediate vicinity, how come they *just now* get something as freakin' obvious as Internet access? And you wonder what's wrong with USA's Space program... seems that for each Mars rover in the NASA, there are a million ISS without Internet access...
Slashdot Mirror
... is it real or is it fake? /. article where the title and its contents contradict each other.
This is not the first
*IN THE YEAR*.
Seriously, Slashdot ?
...all you like, but I really find it odd to see âoepowerfulâ and âoeDNA editing toolâ in the same sentence.
Repeat after me:
Software patents are morally and ethically wrong.
Anyone enforcing them should be ousted from the industry.
What the hell does "leverage" mean?
I'm no longer able to pretend to know what these nonsense buzzwords mean.
... that's it for 4chan in UK, then?,
Well, if you actually have the 10 trillion to backup your claim, bankrupting MS is actually a piece of cake... no need to get Nvidia involved or anything :)
*Of course* they had to remove it, since it's actually a LIE. Everybody knows modern technology comes from the very entrails of Megatron...
Yeah! You heard him right! Stop having fun with your unrealistic games altogether!
... you must be new in this planet, amirite? *Nobody* in here backups their cherished data until it hits them. And it must be a really hard blow, ot they won't pay attention to it ("it wasn't really that important, y'know? I'll rewrite the thing, then set up backups later." Always later...)
In fact, forget the hookers! No, wait...
No gigantic alien Battle Station in the dark side of the Moon, just waiting for orders to unleash their unstoppable forces of Evil over our insufficiently advanced civilization?
Bummer.
Okay, this is all good and all that. But, I think the real question in here is: *WHO* is the real owner of the Brooklyn bridge? Who should I call to make a bid for it? I mean, I'm so tired of giving money to the wrong people for it... sigh...
Have you noticed how, since the advent of the Internet as a massive information medium, there are suddenly all classes of strange, unexplained stuff out there?
I'm sorry... but either 21st century scientists are really lame, or we humans know *shit* about the universe and the laws that rule it. Wonder which one it is...
"Become the spider"??? How come? Care to explain that?
... even if only to force Google to activate the d@#+ FM radio the Nexus One is supposed to have...
Wrong. *YOU* were the asshole during your infancy. Don't generalize your assholish attitude towards the rest of the world.
(Sigh. There goes my karma. Had to be said, though. No remorse.)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... a period as a sentence separator... *in between parentheses*... AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
(Dear Slashdot comment filter: Yelling *was* my intention with those caps... mmh?)
... Apple sues Knuth for infringing trademarks over the use of the "i" in iTex?
Shutup you moran... Op is right. You're just discriminating people because they consume only certain kinds of chemicals. Shame on you.
Now, where's that cup of cyanide I just prepared? Can't wait to taste it. They told me it was good...
You see, we've been preparing for that since a long time ago. The day we all lose our valuable data, we just need to pay a reasonable amount of money to all those cybercriminals who hack our systems and steal our data in exchange for a ransom. See? With enough money, the system works!
... a bazillion /. comments about a mini-star on the surface of Earth and not a single Spidey 2 joke?
What does my lovely Guitar Hero waifu have to do with anything MS does??
Dude.
9 never said that. Quite the opposite. It was 1 who said that.
What I would like to know is, how come, a full decade into 21st century, with ALL the technology inside the ISS, and thousands of communication satellites in your immediate vicinity, how come they *just now* get something as freakin' obvious as Internet access? And you wonder what's wrong with USA's Space program... seems that for each Mars rover in the NASA, there are a million ISS without Internet access...
A chicken crossing the road could be unlawful in Europe...
Oh, please!
- Izhido