A Genetically Engineered Fly That Can Smell Light
An anonymous reader writes "It sounds like a cool — if somewhat pointless — super-powered insect: a fly that can smell light! Researchers added a light-sensitive protein to a fruit fly's olfactory neurons, which caused the neurons to fire when the fly was exposed to a certain wavelength of blue light. Adding the protein specifically to neurons that respond to good smells, like bananas, makes for a light-seeking fly."
In other words, it can see with its nose.
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No, you see the trick is to get them attracted to light. THEN they will land on those inefficient 80W bulbs attempting to eat it and burn their 'mouths' and feet in the process.
Right, and all they have to do is genetically engineer all the flies in the world, or at least every population of them.
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