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High-Tech Burglars May Get Longer Sentences In Louisiana

Hugh Pickens writes "Burglars and terrorists should be careful not to use Google Maps if they plan on committing crimes in the state of Louisiana. Nola reports that a bill approved 89-0 by the Louisiana House will require that judges impose an additional minimum sentence of at least 10 years on terrorist acts if the crime is committed with the aid of an Internet-generated 'virtual map.' The bill, already approved by the Louisiana Senate, defines a 'virtual street-level map' as one that is available on the Internet and can generate the location or picture of a home or building by entering the address of the structure or an individual's name on a website. If the map is used in the commission of a crime like burglary, the bill calls for the addition of at least one year in jail (PDF) to be added to the burglary sentence. The House measure is now being sent back to the Senate for approval of clarifying amendments made by a House committee."

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  1. a-la-carte crime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I can see a long list of what will add time to your prison time.
     
    Use a:
    phone: 10 points
    gun: 30 points
    Google Maps: 15 points
    wire cutters: 10 points
    etc.
     
    Just what we need...

  2. And another fifteen years... by Wiarumas · · Score: 5, Funny

    And another fifteen years tacked on if the criminal tweets about it.

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  3. Longer fine if car used for getaway, not horse by jollyreaper · · Score: 2, Funny

    We must not let ourselves be terrorized by these new masters of high technology! Further fines levied against kidnappers who make ransom demands by phone rather than letters cut and pasted together with words from magazines.

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  4. Re:Why? by characterZer0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Which one of them only half understands?

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  5. Re:Why? by Darinbob · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's an additional minimum of one year in jail if you have a CV while committing a crime.

  6. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    All of them.

  7. Yep, them real smart folks oughta... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... go to jail longer. We Loosianna people ain't liking nobuddy takin advantage of us with teh intarweb. -Jeb