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The Sun's Odd Behavior

gyrogeerloose writes "Most of us know about the sun's eleven-year activity cycle. However, relatively few other than scientists (and amateur radio operators) are aware that the current solar minimum has lasted much longer than expected. The last solar cycle, Cycle 24, bottomed out in 2008, and Cycle 25 should be well on its way towards maximum by now, but the sun has remained unusually quiescent with very few sunspots. While solar physicists agree that this is odd, the explanation remains elusive."

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  1. Global warming is the cause by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is clear to everyone except the Denialists.

    1. Re:Global warming is the cause by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 5, Funny

      Worse yet, it's Anthrogenic Galactic Warming. It's all the fault of Western Civilization.

      *pounds on bongo drum in protest*

  2. Anthropomorphic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    All these solar power devices are using the sun up.

  3. Okay, who broke the Sun? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't know, you'd think a massive ball of fusion fire wouldn't need warning signs, but apparently some joker still managed to break it. For future reference, the Sun does not contain any user-servicable parts. Please try to remember this, or you will invalidate the warranty.

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  4. The release cycle has changed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    because Sun was acquired by Oracle.

  5. Re: Plants are the cause by clarkkent09 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't you know that plants have been using the Sun's energy for millions of years, no wonder there is nothing left! The solution is simple: burn the forests.

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  6. Re:Enough data? by x_IamSpartacus_x · · Score: 5, Funny

    The journals literally end mid-sentence with the author describing how it's "suddenly warm", after having lost animals, the city, his family and finally his life, in a process taking years.

    Sheesh how slow did this guy write?