Rumor of Betelgeuse's Death Greatly Exaggerated
The Bad Astronomer writes "A rumor is spreading on the Net like wildfire that the red supergiant star Betelgeuse is about to explode in a supernova. This rumor is almost certainly not true. First, it's posted on a doomsday forum. Second, it's three times removed from the source, and is anonymous at each step. Third, the evidence is shaky at best. Plus, even if true, the supernova is too far away to hurt us. But other than that ..."
The air fore is covering this up and the deep space telemetry program are the guys ruining it.
Yay! Ford Prefect can still go home!
Anybody want my mod points?
So far:
50% Insightful
30% Overrated
20% Funny
50% of the mods are on crack, and to the 30% who modded him "overrated": woosh!
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