Rumor of Betelgeuse's Death Greatly Exaggerated
The Bad Astronomer writes "A rumor is spreading on the Net like wildfire that the red supergiant star Betelgeuse is about to explode in a supernova. This rumor is almost certainly not true. First, it's posted on a doomsday forum. Second, it's three times removed from the source, and is anonymous at each step. Third, the evidence is shaky at best. Plus, even if true, the supernova is too far away to hurt us. But other than that ..."
No. If you SEE it going supernova tomorrow, then it already "happened" millions of years ago, so you will feel the effects directly (if any).
It's time to realise that Abble's products are the biggest abomination these days. Just say NO to the dumb iAbble way!!
This supernova is catching on, I tell you!
The air fore is covering this up and the deep space telemetry program are the guys ruining it.
Yay! Ford Prefect can still go home!
Anybody want my mod points?
Shut your fucking ass. I'm am so sick of common retards like you coming around here trying to act insightful or cute when you're just a fucking retard. Go back to Digg. You'd get along well with those bitches, you fucking mound of dog shit.
So far:
50% Insightful
30% Overrated
20% Funny
50% of the mods are on crack, and to the 30% who modded him "overrated": woosh!
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