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Caffeine Addicts Get No Additional Perk, Only a Return To Baseline

Dthief writes "Bristol University researchers found that coffee drinkers develop a tolerance to both the anxiety-producing and the stimulating effects of caffeine, meaning that it only brings them back to baseline levels of alertness, not above them. 'Although frequent consumers feel alerted by caffeine, especially by their morning tea, coffee, or other caffeine-containing drink, evidence suggests that this is actually merely the reversal of the fatiguing effects of acute caffeine withdrawal,' wrote the scientists, led by Peter Rogers of Bristol's department of experimental psychology."

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  1. well GREAT by DeadJesusRodeo · · Score: 5, Funny

    So either I have to use Red Bull's oddball sugar-enriched BS for a charge (which I'll probably build up a tolerance to), or seek out alternatives like - METH (it's what's for breakfast! Yummy mmmmmeth!).

    1. Re:well GREAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      So either I have to use Red Bull's oddball sugar-enriched BS for a charge (which I'll probably build up a tolerance to), or seek out alternatives like - METH (it's what's for breakfast! Yummy mmmmmeth!).

      At least, with the METH, you will have

      a. better memory performance
      b. less of a need to visit a dentist

      Seems like a win/win!

  2. Much like violence, by mujadaddy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Coffee reaches its full potential at the 100th cup.

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  3. Re:You can have my coffee... by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 5, Funny

    Cold, dead and still shaking hands, you mean? ;)

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  4. Re:A return to baseline... by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, we start our life by getting out of one, and spend the rest trying to get back in there. Into any womb.

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  5. Re:A return to baseline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not that there's anything wrong with that...

  6. Re:As I always say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Very good, sir. But this is a dry cleaning shop.

  7. Re:Sustained effect by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Man, have you ever sucked a dick for caffeine?

    I don't think that's where coffee comes from...

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