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Prosecuting DDoS Attacks?

dptalia writes "We all have heard of major DDoS attacks taking down countries, companies, and organizations. But how many of them are ever prosecuted? And how many prosecutions are even successful? I've done some research and it appears the answer is very few (Well duh!). And those that are successfully prosecuted tend to have teenagers as the instigators. Does this mean DDoS is a fairly safe crime to conduct? Are the repercussions nonexistent? Does anyone have some knowledge an insight into this that I don't have? How would you go about prosecuting a DDoS attacker? What's your experience with getting the responsible parties to justice?"

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  1. The first step by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    is that they have to get the MIT administration to cooperate.

  2. Slashdotted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    We get away with it daily here.

  3. Re:Don't do if you don't want a other Terry Childs by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 2, Funny

    ping -f www.slashdot.org

    You will wire one million dollars into my Swiss bank account if you want to keep your precious site alive.

    HahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

  4. You could always try by jd · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...using William Gibson's "black ice" from Neuromancer.

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  5. I'd love to provide you more insight into this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    But the risk of being DDoS'ed due to what I might say is too great.

    The 1st rule of defending yourself against DDoSers is not to talk about how to prosecute DDoSers, or DDoSers being brought to justice.

  6. Ask slashdot by dominious · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does this mean DDoS is a fairly safe crime to conduct?

    Oh I see "someone" is very interested in DDoS attacks for "research" right? Dude, listen, just give the link here and your problems will be solved.

    1. Re:Ask slashdot by rtfa-troll · · Score: 5, Funny

      No no; that's the DDOSer's command and control site. Can't you tell just by looking at the comments? At first sight they look as if written by a human, but if you start to read them they are all free of meaningful content and obviously just disguised botnet commands. What else could they be?

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  7. Re:Illegal; but.... by LostCluster · · Score: 3, Funny

    It woulda been nice, but it was Midnight her time when she called.

  8. Re:Don't do if you don't want a other Terry Childs by Pharmboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's ridiculous. First, every nerd knows they don't have a host named www here, it always redirects. Besides, this script is more effective:

    #!/bin/bash
    while true
    do wget -m -p slashdot.org &
    done

    Second, the easier way is just to submit a popular story that has a link back to slashdot, thus everyone reading will click on the link, and wallah! They /. themselves and self destruct.

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  9. Re:Well done. by Spewns · · Score: 4, Funny

    No link tn the article. Smart move.

    Here's a link to the article: http://ask.slashdot.org/story/10/06/06/2051226/Prosecuting-DDoS-Attacks

  10. Re:Don't do if you don't want a other Terry Childs by Herkum01 · · Score: 2, Funny

    (In a french accent) I fart in your general direction, now go away or I will ping you a second time!

  11. Re:Don't do if you don't want a other Terry Childs by EdZ · · Score: 4, Funny

    thus everyone reading will click on the link

    HAH! A common error!

  12. Re:Don't do if you don't want a other Terry Childs by tsm_sf · · Score: 4, Funny

    It wouldn't be a matter of if this blew up in our faces, but when. It's still the only workable method.

    Fortunately, since this would be run by the US, oversight would be provided by diligent public servants backed by an informed electorate.

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  13. Re:Don't do if you don't want a other Terry Childs by Hotawa+Hawk-eye · · Score: 3, Funny
  14. nope sorry im busy atm by chronoss2010 · · Score: 2, Funny

    i have a button to push on facebook then a 1030 DDoS attack via proxies to launch

  15. Re:Well done. by SEWilco · · Score: 2, Funny

    No link tn the article. Smart move.

    Wouldn't want to trigger a DDoS attack on some innocent web server.

  16. Re:Don't do if you don't want a other Terry Childs by The+Yuckinator · · Score: 3, Funny

    I clicked on it just in case.

  17. Re:Don't do if you don't want a other Terry Childs by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2, Funny

    That was hot!

    Natalie Portman /. Olivia Munn slash fiction!

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