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World Cup Forecasting Challenge For Quants
databuff writes "As a break from projecting the strength of subprime mortgages, credit default swaps, and other obscure financial instruments, quantitative analysts at Goldman Sachs, JP Morgan, UBS, and Danske Bank have modeled the 2010 FIFA World Cup. Now Kaggle has set up a forecasting competition, allowing statisticians to go head-to-head with these corporate giants. The challenge is to predict how far each country will progress in the tournament."
our bailed-out, match-predicting overlords.
They're Americans, they're most likely not football fans to begin with!
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If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
STFU spammer !
*looks at parent's UID*
*gasps*
A 4-digit prime UID !
*slowly backs away from parent's lawn, sweating profusely*
Ha ha, my mistake, carry on...
For just $10,000 in unmarked and nonsequential bills, Vinnie "the kneecap" is willing to venture a prediction as to when any particular team is going to drop out.
"When yous got a problem, pick Vinnie. We don't predict; we Promise."
Spain or Brazil - the same as the bookies. So what do the brokers say?
Banks are using other peoples money to make money for themselves, then claiming it's all down to such highly skilled workers (what a joke).
Brains / intelligence has NOTHING to do with the amount of money you earn. I mean am I really supposed to believe that a nurse that wipes other peoples dirty asses are worth less than a gambler? Or a surgeon that saves lives?
Banks that use other peoples money SHOULD be paying dividends back, not cashing in and paying their bosses six figure salaries. It's not as if a clerk gets a share of that whopping bonus pot. Oh and has anyone actually been charged with fraud yet because that is exactly what happened, on a grand scale!
In fact, it's easy to predict when you're the guy with the control for the remote shock-collar.
It's obvious to me with smart people like this behind the analysis, we should bet big on the correctness of their projections. Perhaps we should tie our economy to their analysis in some way that will potentially result in a large windfall? Who's with me?
but have you considered the following argument: shut up.