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Man Smuggles an Amazing Amount Into Jail With His Portable Hole
Instead of congratulating 24-year-old Washingtonian Gavin Stanger on the remarkable amount of things he could hide in his rectum, Wenatchee Police have arrested and charged him with introduction of contraband into a jail. Stanger smuggled a cigarette lighter, cigarette rolling papers, a golf-ball-size baggie of tobacco, a bottle of tattoo ink, eight tattoo needles, a one-inch-long smoking pipe, and a small baggie of suspected marijuana into the Chelan County Regional Justice Center, a feat that left officials gaping. "We were all wondering, 'How do you put all that up there?'" Sgt. John Kruse said. "The tobacco was pretty impressive; it was a good ounce."
Thankfully that picture is not related to the actual article. It kinda of scared me, I though they arrested goatse.
..a feat that left officials gaping. Apparently that was not the only thing that was left gaping.
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
Can you say, "Proctologist, please!"?
Reminds me of something I saw on Penny Arcade: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/10/25/
A goatse redirect in this article is likely to be modded UP "+1, Informative" or, God forbid, "+1, Insightful".