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HP Gives Printers Email Addresses

Barence writes "HP is set to unveil a line of printers with their own email addresses, allowing people to print from devices such as smartphones and tablets. The addresses will allow users to email their documents or photos directly to their own — or someone else's — printer. It will also let people more easily share physical documents; rather than merely emailing links around, users can email a photo to a friend's printer. 'HP plans to offer a few of these new printers to consumers this month, and then a few more of the products to small businesses in September.'"

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  1. This by CSFFlame · · Score: 5, Insightful

    could never ever be abused in any way.

    1. Re:This by CarpetShark · · Score: 4, Informative

      Nope. It's not like printers have been hacked with less to work from.

    2. Re:This by Locke2005 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The addresses will allow users to email their documents or photos directly to their own -- or someone else's -- printer.

      Let the printer spamming begin!

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    3. Re:This by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      At least all the veterans of the fax machine spam campaigns will feel relevant again...

    4. Re:This by evilbessie · · Score: 4, Funny

      But think of the new paradigm of email/fax spam, a synergy of such epic proportions as to usher in a new Zeitgeist.

      Sorry.

    5. Re:This by idontgno · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Multimedia spam convergence.

      DO NOT WANT!

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    6. Re:This by Romancer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This is an obvious opportunity to have an open source alternative. A simple program to recieve email from any address the user wants and let them add a custom subject field "password" that allows them to print remotely.

      The idea isn't that great but if there's an HP driver version compared to even the most basic OSS version with the actual options to avoid spam delivery then it's a good thing for us. Not saying that people will print more or that they need to print from a device that they carry with them anyway, but if HP thinks there's a market a quick programmer could show them up very easily.

      And the subject field / sender whitelist combo would be a good alternative to the so far unknown "features" that they fail to mention in the real article. http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/07/technology/07printer.html?ref=technology

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    7. Re:This by realityimpaired · · Score: 2, Interesting

      that'd actually be pretty easy to set up, using a procmail filter on an incoming mail server. you can already filter by subject line and execute a command on the incoming e-mail if it matches a specified filter. coupled with something like fetchmail if you're not running your own mail server (or more likely, if your mail server isn't on the same network as your printer), you could easily write a set of filters and scripts that would redirect specific e-mails to a printer. :)

    8. Re:This by Voyager529 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I find your ideas fascinating and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

      ...so post your printer's e-mail address!

    9. Re:This by hpa · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I did exactly this back in 1991 to deal with printing from a computer behind a two-way firewall with extremely restrictive permissions. The easiest protocol which was permitted through the firewall was email, and it automatically meant queueing was handled properly.

    10. Re:This by dotgain · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Smarts" in the printer?!?! No, sir - this featurette will be part of the wonderful HP Driver & Utility package, now available on a single disk thanks to BluRay technology. It'll run from your PC. And when I say PC, I mean the one you basically 'give' to the HP drivers.

    11. Re:This by CronoCloud · · Score: 2, Informative

      Snarl! Hiss!

      For two reasons:

      1. I know about Jennifer Usher from the various transgender oriented USENET newsgroups and am not a fan at all.

      2. Transphobia. Using a picture of a transperson in a derogatory way, is not cool, even if it's Jennifer Usher.

    12. Re:This by nospam007 · · Score: 2, Informative

      HP is in the ink business, the printers are sold at a loss, so this is actually a good idea for them.
      Every spam message earns them money.

    13. Re:This by PPH · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I can just imagine the first wave pf spam: 8.5x11 color photo quality coupons for printer ink refills.

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    14. Re:This by geirlk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Would you believe HP haven't considered this already?

      To me it looks like a ploy to sell even more overpriced printer ink/toner

    15. Re:This by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Informative

      I know about Jennifer Usher from the various transgender oriented USENET newsgroups and am not a fan at all.

      Then I would suggest you should check what's been going on in the newsgroup that Usher pulls the most crap in - a.s.srs.

      You might also want to check Jennifer Usher: Part 1 - Attacking transsexuals and transgenders, Gov't worker: I can out people on my own time, Ushers threats to sue me (which started half a decade ago when I proved Usher was a liar), Usher's crapfest in my journal, trying to trivialize rape, trying to justify not calling it rape to another slashdotter, and lots more. (Note: slashdot fails to show all the posts because of a "too-deeply-nested" bug - go to a.s.srs for direct links.

      Transphobia. Using a picture of a transperson in a derogatory way, is not cool, even if it's Jennifer Usher.

      Usher has been pushing a transphobic hate agenda on the Internet for almost a decade. Hence the label "transquisling". Usher spent years attacking other people in news groups strictly based on their appearance, all the while claiming that "unlike them", that Usher "passed as a woman at work." When I got fed up with Usher attacking several others back in the middle of the last decade, I exposed Usher's claims about passing at work as a lie. Usher is only getting what Usher has been dishing out for a decade. Karma is a bitch.

      People should not be judged on their appearance - I've said that many times. However, if someone is going to attack someone for years else based on their appearance (as Usher did to Willow and others), they'd better not be living in a glass house.

    16. Re:This by skine · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This just reminds me of my mother's Gateway laptop that started having popup ads for Gateway after two years.

      There's no reason HP couldn't do something similar with their printers.

    17. Re:This by petermgreen · · Score: 2, Informative

      Most network printers afaict default to accepting print jobs and even adminitstration control from anyone who can directly connect to them. Usually this isn't too much of a problem because home users and small buisnesses are usually on NATed networks and larger companies hopefully have someone who knows what they are doing.

      These printers OTOH presumablly connect outbound to some HP controlled server that accepts emails on thier behalf. That means if HP don't get this right they could be very vulerable to attack.

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  2. Please. by JesseL · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Tell me these will use at least a whitelist to determine which emails get printed. I don't need a stack of full color Viagr@ spam in my printer tray.

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    1. Re:Please. by conares · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hell no! Goatse for everybody!

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    2. Re:Please. by CannonballHead · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because e-mail "from" can't be spoofed ... hm.

    3. Re:Please. by dsavi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Whitelist? Oh no. They're gonna get rich from all the ink this uses!

    4. Re:Please. by Firehed · · Score: 2, Informative

      Still, with a whitelist you'd have to know a valid sender. It's by no means foolproof, but it's a tremendous improvement over nothing at all. Well, until you get your email account hacked and spam harvesters know that you@gmail.com has the following three @myhpprinter.com (or whatever) email addresses in its address book.

      That being said, if they just run everything through gmail's spam filter, it would probably be fine. That thing is absurdly accurate - at least in my experience.

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    5. Re:Please. by nine-times · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Whitelists work because spammers often don't know which "from" address to spoof.

    6. Re:Please. by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 5, Funny

      WE NOTICED THAT YOU ARE RUNNING LOW ON BLACK TONER
      We noticed that you are running low on black toner
      WE NOTICED THAT YOU ARE RUNNING LOW ON BLACK TONER
      We noticed that you are running low on black toner
      WE NOTICED THAT YOU ARE RUNNING LOW ON BLACK TONER
      We noticed that you are running low on black toner
      WE NOTICED THAT YOU ARE RUNNING LOW ON BLACK TONER
      We noticed that you are running low on black toner
      WE NOTICED THAT YOU ARE RUNNING LOW ON BLACK TONER
      We noticed that you are running low on black toner
      WE NOTICED THAT YOU ARE RUNNING LOW ON BLACK TONER
      We noticed that you are running low on black toner
      WE NOTICED THAT YOU ARE RUNNING LOW ON BLACK TONER
      We noticed that you are running low on black toner
      WE NOTICED THAT YOU ARE RUNNING LOW ON BLACK TONER
      We noticed that you are running low on black toner
      WE NOTICED THAT YOU ARE RUNNING LOW ON BLACK TONER
      We noticed that you are running low on black toner
      WE NOTICED THAT YOU ARE RUNNING LOW ON BLACK TONER
      We noticed that you are running low on black toner

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    7. Re:Please. by budgenator · · Score: 4, Interesting

      We know how widely the Internet Printing Protocol (IPP) on port 631 is used; just because it implements access control, authentication, and encryption, avoiding the inevitable spam problem makes it much better for this purpose than any kludge using email protocols. If we could only teach the crew at geek squad to set it up and teach the clueless users how to use it, we'd be much better off.

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    8. Re:Please. by zelbinion · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why all that hassle? I'm sure any spam message sent to a printer will have the evil bit set (see: RFC3514), so you can just tell the printer to ignore those messages... Simple!

    9. Re:Please. by LoverOfJoy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      One of the other addresses in the address book of your mom's (or boss's or client's) infected computer? Or maybe your mom's (or boss's or client's) own address.

      You're right that they likely don't have your whitelist addresses if they just found your email publicly posted on a website like slashdot. If they somehow got your address from another person's infected computer the odds are a bit higher that they can find a whitelisted address.

    10. Re:Please. by EdIII · · Score: 2, Insightful

      LOL. Yeah, You missed EVERYTHING on this one.

      Understandable though. You approached it like an IT person. Now go to the wall, bang your head against it furiously 10 times in a row and consider the USER. Banging your head just helps you think like one.

      The user will not care about white listing or security, or any other reasonable consideration we can come up with in 60 seconds on /. about this ridiculously, deliciously, stupid idea.

      This was a marketing exec over at HP that thought of a cool feature and rammed it down the developers throats.

      Users are lazy. Instead of opening up the email, opening up the attachment, and clicking print they can now give that email address to people OUTSIDE OF THE COMPANY. Bob from ABC Whatmacallits needs to send an invoice. Great, just send it this email address that will print out in accounting. Less work for the user, same work for Bob.

      People will share this email address as an easy way to get things printed without having to do as much work as before. Simple as that.

      You try whitelisting the email addresses or IP addresses for that and generate a hundred support calls.

      What I find more interesting, and you should too, is that the email address may be hosted by HP. A whole other can of worms to be sure.

    11. Re:Please. by dotgain · · Score: 4, Insightful
      If by 'Real nerds' you mean 'wankers who like to deliberately use less-common (sometimes obsolete) and more confusing terms just to gain some sense of self-importance by explaining themselves and (un)correcting people all the time', then yes.

      But I would wager that most 'Real nerds', when installing such a package on their system (you probably use the term "Winchester Disk" here), would refer to a package by the name they look it up with. Otherwise, keeping track of all the forking and renaming would be rather hard on one's memory. Oh, sorry, I mean to say "core", like your Real Nerd (TM) would.

    12. Re:Please. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Your post has given me an excellent idea. We create a line of printers containing a small bomb, set to explode after a predetermined time. We advertise this as a feature, but use lots of buzzwords. A short while later, we eliminate the market of people who buy stupid things because they contain buzzwords. Companies will then have to market their products to the survivors by providing actual features.

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    13. Re:Please. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Informative

      There's no need for step 1. The people doing step 2 already sell printer ink at a higher price, per unit mass or volume, that gold dust.

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    14. Re:Please. by nine-times · · Score: 4, Interesting

      So they can find *a* whitelisted address... maybe. And once they have my mom's email address, I can take her off the whitelist. I can call her and say "Yo mom, fix your shit."

      But generally the problem with whitelists is not that spammers are clever enough to spoof whitelisted addresses. The real problem with whitelists is that we all get a lot of email from random unexpected sources, so we usually can't only allow whitelisted email in. A whitelist on a printer like this would probably work fairly well, since you don't want it to receive print jobs from unexpected sources.

    15. Re:Please. by Pharmboy · · Score: 2, Informative

      You know, it is perfectly acceptable for a paragraph to have more than one sentence in it.

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    16. Re:Please. by bhiestand · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ok. You have my email address. It's public. What email addresses do I have whitelisted?

      I see a lot of spamming that puts the "to" address in the "from" field. Apparently most people whitelist themselves?

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    17. Re:Please. by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 2, Funny

      Surely you mean:

      WE NOTICED THAT YOU ARE RUNNING LOW ON BLACK TONER
      We noticed that you are running low on black toner
      WE NOTICED THAT YOU ARE RUNNING LOW ON BLACK TONER
      We noticed that you are running low on black toner
      WE NOTICED THAT YOU ARE RUNNING LOW ON BLACK TONER
      We noticed that you are running low on black toner
      WE NOTICED THAT YOU ARE RUNNING LOW ON BLACK TONER
      We noticed that you are running low on black toner
      WE NOTICED THAT YOU ARE
      RUNNING LOW ON BLACK TONER
      We noticed that you are running low on black toner
      WE NOTICED THAT YOU ARE RUNNING LOW ON BLACK TONER
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      We noticed that yo

  3. Too late? by TrippTDF · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This could have been amazing ten years ago... but printers as a technology on the whole seem to be dying out to me. I knew fewer people that have them, as there is very little that needs to be printed anymore.

    1. Re:Too late? by Steve+Newall · · Score: 5, Interesting

      We thought it was in 1998 when we did it with our InnMail system http://www.thefreelibrary.com/AlphaNet+Hospitality+Systems+and+Loews+Hotels+Expand+Long+Standing...-a020787415 We had a fax server service that converted e-mail's to faxes. Anyone subscribing to our system received a dedicated e-mail address and a dedicated fax number. This could be forwarded to any fax machine where ever you were. We finally discontinued the service last year.

    2. Re:Too late? by ChefInnocent · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I dunno, I found new used for plotters recently, and combined with a color printer, I can do new stuff I didn't think about before. I've been making stencils to do wood working. I've also made some stencils for my roommates cakes. Using an inkjet printer, we can substitute the ink cartridges for food coloring cartridges and print onto sugar paper or fondant (very thin). Can also make game pieces using the cutter/plotter and using a laser printer to print onto sticky paper.

      I've stopped thinking about printers in the traditional sense where I print stuff to read on paper, but started to use them in more of a home-fabrication sense. I've been tempted to try to construct one of those 3D resin printer from a kit to print using molding chocolates.

    3. Re:Too late? by fermion · · Score: 4, Interesting
      There is context to what HP is doing. It has to do with smart phones that take pictures but doesn't have built in printing capability. Form what have read, this has lead people to look at pictures but not print them. Sure there are solutions, but they are not really 'plug and play'. If it is hard to print, HP does not sell ink.

      Recall what the printer manufacturers did when everyone started taking digital pictures. They put memory slots in the printer and software that would one-touch print the various picture formats. This was nothing that technical people would use, we all had computer with photo editing suites and high end printers, but for the mom wanting to print pictures of the kids is was a great way to sell ink.

      This is all that is happening now. Someone has some snaps on their smart phone or feature phone with email. They want to print it but they don't really want to mess with the computer. They don't have a memory card that will work with the old printer. They don't want to go the marketplace and download the app and set up the printer. So they email. It works. One touch plug and play printing. They use ink that HP sells.

      The other context to this is that ten years ago houses were not networked the way they are now, and network kit was not so cheap. Ten years ago a card or box to network a printer wold be north of $200, and a networked printer would be north of $1000. Now HP sells a network ready printer for $100 and most houses have a ethernet port to plug it into.

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  4. Why is this news? by djsmiley · · Score: 4, Informative

    At work we have printers and scanners you can email to, from Ricoh.

    Not sure what this is getting on slashdot for exactly?

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    1. Re:Why is this news? by BobMcD · · Score: 5, Informative

      Welcome to slashdot. A few pointers:

      1) Not everything here is 'news'.

      2) Not everything here is 'for nerds'.

      3) Not everything here will make sense to any one given person.

      4) Commenting 'why' has approximately zero chance of modifying any of the above.

      Enjoy your stay!

    2. Re:Why is this news? by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Funny

      At work we have printers and scanners you can email to, from Ricoh.

      Email address or it didn't happen!

    3. Re:Why is this news? by Venerable+Vegetable · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I was thinking the same. Each printer (including the small desktop models) at my work can be emailed to and from, which works excellent with printing, scanning and faxing (receiving and sending). I've seen the same printers for sale at normal consumer shops...

      If I understand correctly though, it will have a preconfigured, easy to set up web-based email adress om a HP server. Basically bringing the normal enterprise functionality to home users.

      That would be fairly neat, but also rather useless and easy to abuse.

  5. I really hope this has some form of verification.. by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 4, Funny

    1. Spambots sending your printer garbage...
    2. DDOS somebody's printer with a combo of tubgirl / lemonparty / goat.se
    3. ???
    4. Profit?

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  6. Faxing by SlamMan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And so now we're back to fax spam? Thanks HP!

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    1. Re:Faxing by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 5, Funny

      Now, you'll get a print out from your printer telling you you're out of ink and at the bottom will be a coupon you can cut out... Note: the coupon will be white lettering on a black background and will probably take an entire 8x11 sheet of paper...

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    2. Re:Faxing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      And so now we're back to fax spam? Thanks HP!

      At least there is a good part.

      How many days until we get a post on TheDailyWTF regarding a PHB asking their employee to send them an email with a blank word document, because their printer is out of paper?

    3. Re:Faxing by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Note: the coupon will be white lettering on a black background and will probably take an entire 8x11 sheet of paper...

      That's what I call masterful humour. I would have never thought of that in a million years, but going along that train of thought, I would make the printer try to print a 8.5" x 11.5" document on a 8.5" x 11" sheet of paper, thus, forcing out 2 pieces of paper due to a "bug". Of course, the second page should contain the exact same blank black background.

  7. fantastic! by Thud457 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    great, another 50MB of bloat on top of the 95MB they currently cram down your throat and insist on updating daily. With their own proprietary update scheduler. For something that requires maybe 20K of actual code, if any.

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    1. Re:fantastic! by hedwards · · Score: 2, Informative

      You can blame MS for that. They were after all the ones that popularized the neutered overpriced "designed for Windows" hardware, which was a real piece of hardware with a couple chips removed so that they required Windows only software to work.

    2. Re:fantastic! by m1ss1ontomars2k4 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Uh, I'm pretty sure this is a printer-side thing. And if it weren't, then that's even dumber than either of us ever conceived.

    3. Re:fantastic! by value_added · · Score: 2, Informative

      You're talking about Windows, yes?

      Dunno about the HP printers used in large firms, but for the networked ones I've used, I can typically just telnet in to change the config, and jobs are magickally printed, without or without CUPS, but certainly without installing a boatload of management software. The one I use at home (an old 4090N) is easier to use and far less trouble than those ubiqitous plastic blue boxes with a Linksys logo that everyone uses. And certainly more reliable.

    4. Re:fantastic! by DragonWriter · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You can blame MS for that. They were after all the ones that popularized the neutered overpriced "designed for Windows" hardware, which was a real piece of hardware with a couple chips removed so that they required Windows only software to work.

      While obviously Microsoft popularized it in the specific "designed for Windows" form in, as I recall, the Win95/NT4-era, I think that the concept of offloading functions from peripherals to software running on the workstation the peripheral was serving as a measure which both saves costs and ties the peripheral to a specific operating system predates its use by Microsoft -- NeXT, for instance, did the same thing with its Canon-manufactured laser printers, as I recall.

  8. somewhere in the world... by Coraon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A spammers mouth just started salivating uncontrollably.

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  9. Somebody at HP deserves congratulations for this by RollingThunder · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...and by "congratulations", I mean a nice, hard punch in the crotch.

    What in the hell were they thinking? EMAIL IS NOT A FILE TRANSFER PROTOCOL, DAMMIT.

  10. Back to the Future 2 by Jeng · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now when you are fired your boss can let your kids and wife know by printing out You're Fired from all the printers in the house.

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  11. Open Standard by hey · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yes, there are many possible problems with spam, etc. But at least they are using an open standard: email. Perhaps IPP might be better. This means any email user (including any smart phone user) can print which is kinda cool.

  12. Finally I can toss out my fax machine! by jep77 · · Score: 2, Funny

    For years I've been looking for a viable replacement for my aging fax machine. Fax... that's short for facsimile for you youngsters.

    I know the rest of you have all been looking for an better way than plain e-mail to exchange physical copies of documents. There's just nothing like holding the document in your hand. Am I right?

    So I'll let *you* decide what I need to have printed. Send me your stuff: tonerlow@anothersillymarketingideanobodyneeds.com

  13. Not new, and furthermore, why? by LoudMusic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    For starters this isn't exactly new. It might be new to consumer grade crapware printers, but I believe I setup a Canon office copier that had the ability to receive emails and print them approximately 8 years ago.

    Furthermore, why are we printing photos at home? If they're worth printing they're worth printing really well, which isn't cheap and should be done at a print shop, framed, and hung on the wall. Otherwise, gaze upon it on the screen, add it to your screen saver's image loop, and move on.

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  14. Re:horrible horrible horrible idea. by schon · · Score: 5, Informative

    who can't already print from their existing email client?

    ipad users.

  15. Re:I really hope this has some form of verificatio by BobMcD · · Score: 5, Informative

    1. Spambots sending your printer garbage...
    2. DDOS somebody's printer with a combo of tubgirl / lemonparty / goat.se
    3. Invest in companies that sell ink
    4. Profit?

  16. Re:Somebody at HP deserves congratulations for thi by BobMcD · · Score: 2, Funny

    And TCP/IP wasn't designed with Carrier Pigeons in mind, but it can and does work that way...

  17. Re:horrible horrible horrible idea. by icebraining · · Score: 4, Informative

    CUPS supports three different printing protocols over TCP (which means, over the Internet). IPP (Internet Printing Protocol), for example, is ten years old, and it supports access control, authentication, and encryption.

  18. HP: Hard at work for a better tomorrow by ArbitraryDescriptor · · Score: 5, Funny

    By ensuring your ink cartridges are changed regularly, we can help make sure your ink will always be fresh. At HP we're making it easier for empty out those old, crusty ink cartridges by printing all your attachments for you. At the same time we're keeping your ink fresh, we're also helping you uphold your document retention policy by automatically generating hard copies of all your email!

    Amazed? Well that's just what we do.

    Love,
    Hewlett-Packard

  19. Re:not cool by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 2, Insightful

    now you can kill trees everywhere with a button press on your phone

    Now you'll be able to show your grandkids pictures of trees.

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  20. Re:Somebody at HP deserves congratulations for thi by tepples · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What in the hell were they thinking? EMAIL IS NOT A FILE TRANSFER PROTOCOL, DAMMIT.

    Then what store-and-forward file transfer protocol should ISPs make available to their users to replace e-mail attachments?

  21. Black email by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So back to black faxing....

  22. Aside from the obvious... by billsayswow · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Aside from the obvious problem of people sending lame pictures to your printer all the time, or spamlists getting a hold of your email address, the thing that bothers me the most is:

    "rather than merely emailing links around, users can email a photo to a friend's printer."

    Am I the only one who sees this as an almost-desperate bid to get people to print more out in an increasingly printless world? Think about all the people you know, and all the random images that you link back and forth. And now imagine if you spent the ink of a full-colour 5x7" on every LOLcats that came to you. And now imagine how much ink you'll be burning through.

  23. And?? by mweather · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I have a 10 year old Xerox printer that has an email address. This isn't new by a long shot.

  24. Re:I really hope this has some form of verificatio by Zerth · · Score: 2, Informative

    two girls one cup ... of printer ink?

    No, that'd be too expensive. Two girls, one thimble.

  25. Um, Outlook Rule, anyone? by mtutty · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I can do this with an Inbox rule in Outlook today. Why would I want my printer doing it autonomously?

  26. Speaking of abuse.... by syousef · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Dear HP Printer,

    PC Load Letter???? What the @#$!# does that mean?!?!?

    Sincerely,

    Frustrated User.

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    These posts express my own personal views, not those of my employer
  27. 4Chan? by mcrbids · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Did you think of 4chan? For some reason, I did...

    There was the run a while back where somebody discovered the admin page for large industrial printers could be easily searched to find unprotected panels, and that print jobs could be remotely administered... how many million pages of unsavory imagery were printed for the next day or two is anybody's guess...

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    I have no problem with your religion until you decide it's reason to deprive others of the truth.
  28. Good News for the RIAA/MPAA! by II+Xion+II · · Score: 2, Funny

    At least they know where to send their DMCA takedowns to now.

  29. I would trade problems... by hAckz0r · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A previous car of mine stopped running the day after its warranty expired. Coincidence? While taking that loooong walk home I stopped by the post office, and would you believe I had an advertisement to buy a brand new car from the same dealership and a "really great deal on ANY trade in, just drive or push it in" for $$$ off the new car price. I replaced the 'computer module' with an after market unit and drove it for 7 more years. You can guess how much future business they got from me.