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America Versus the UFO Hacker

Rob writes "Gary McKinnon, still suffering from Asperger's syndrome, depression, anxiety, and panic attacks, has one last chance to avoid extradition from the UK to the US to face charges of hacking into NASA and Pentagon computers in search of information on UFOs. Will the new UK government keep its word and help him avoid a savage punishment? The New Statesman has a survey of the history and McKinnon's prospects."

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  1. Savage punishment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Will the new UK government keep its word and help him avoid a savage punishment?

    But the UK government is punishing Savage by banning him from entering the country.

  2. NASA and the Pentagon?!? by wbav · · Score: 4, Funny

    Everyone knows it is the NSA that keeps that data. Just ask your friendly local NSA operative, is there alien life. I always get, "We decline to comment on that subject at this time. All hail Kang."

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    1. Re:NASA and the Pentagon?!? by Brett+Buck · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!

  3. "UFO Hacker" by uofitorn · · Score: 2, Funny

    Didn't Roland Emmerich already demonstrate in the 1996 US documentary Independence Day that UFO's can successfully be hacked by introducing a computer virus into the mothership?

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    1. Re:"UFO Hacker" by DriedClexler · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, he proved that Apple products are so freakishly different that if an advanced alien computer tried to interface with one, it will blow up in frustration.

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  4. Re:Aliens! by Tekfactory · · Score: 4, Funny

    New Mexico has an Alien problem, Arizona will profile and interrogate any little green men, or Grays they find wandering around, and believe to be in the country illegally.

  5. Re:Aliens! by flaming+error · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm not sure Arizona thought this through - the little buggers are expensive to deport.

  6. Re:Aliens! by blair1q · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's funny. That's just what they said about you.

  7. Re:That always makes me suspicious by gmhowell · · Score: 2, Funny

    You should get your money back from your "psychiatrist". And I put that in quotes because psychiatrists are pretty much drug dealing mental hacks that have about as much business being called a doctor as a naturopath does.

    Back in the closet with you Tom Cruise!

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