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America Versus the UFO Hacker
Rob writes "Gary McKinnon, still suffering from Asperger's syndrome, depression, anxiety, and panic attacks, has one last chance to avoid extradition from the UK to the US to face charges of hacking into NASA and Pentagon computers in search of information on UFOs. Will the new UK government keep its word and help him avoid a savage punishment? The New Statesman has a survey of the history and McKinnon's prospects."
Asperger's syndrome is an attempt by Dr. Hans Asperger to worm his way into the history books by labeling people who are simply assholes with a fake mental illness. There is absolutely no evidence whatsoever that it actually exist.
Asperger-monsters are the most self-centered, selfish pieces of shit on the planet. Devoid of empathy, social reasoning, social context, or self awareness, they are subhuman meat-calculators, who live to collect and catalogue items like barcodes and bottletops.
Such losers believe that having Asperger's Syndrome excuses all forms of social retardation, attention whoring and shitty self-absorbed bullshit, while also allowing them to lay claim to its supposed symptom of "higher than average levels of intelligence".
For these reasons, Asperger's has greatly outstripped ADHD as the chic diagnosis of choice for pretty much every group of fucktards on the internet. It is no wonder then that all people with Assburgers are fugly.
And the US doesn't have jurisdiction over him. Case closed it would seem.
May the Maths Be with you!
Yeah, I have a one word argument that pretty much destroys everything you just said you fucking worthless English prick. Here it is:
CHAV.
Yeah, try and pretend you're more civilized than the rest of the world, it'll just make the rest of us laugh harder at your pussy, pasty-white asses. You have cameras on every street corner and they're still roaming with teenaged, drugged-out gang members stabbing tourists. You're fucking animals. Animals that wouldn't survive a day outside of the rat's nest that you call a country. Your STREETS are as bad as American JAILS, what does that say about your backwards fucking culture?
Now go get your fucking teeth fixed, chav.
You have autism. Now pick up those 274 toothpicks. 274, Toothpicks. 274.
while the dumb jock who can't count to eleven without taking a shoe off is considered normal if not the pinnacle of human kind.
Still pretty butthurt because the captain of the football team fucked the girl you thought was your "girlfriend" because you used to pop her bra strap?
Well he was crassly stupid and completely fucked when he admitted he broke into the computers and found UFOs. If he would have kept his fuckin mouth shut as I am sure his lawyer was begging him to do he might not have had any problems. But he admitted his offense and is now sounding like a whiny little bitch for failing to man up and face the music.
You may think that breaking into US DOD computers is minor, but Gary's just lucky he's not an Afghani who did it, or else he'd be dead now. Uncle Sam is serious about stuff like this, even if you and Gary aren't, and guess what? Uncle Sam has a lot more clout with the Crown than you or Gary.
Oh, shut up, you lying fuck. I am willing to bet that if he had broken into your bank and bank account and not NASA you would be screaming for his head. Now, shut the fuck up, hypocrite.
There is no "-1 offended" or "-1 you don't agree with me" mod options for a reason.
Enjoy Gitmo.
If you hack into an AMERICAN computer then yes, you fall within the legal jurisdiction of the USA.
What's so hard to understand here?
He did commit a crime.
He commited that crime on American soil (that's where the servers are he hacked into).
He needs to be put on trial in the USA.