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Scientists Use Calvin Klein Cologne to Lure Big Cats
Biologists can't speak on the effectiveness of Calvin Klein Obsession for Men on the cougars at your local bar, but they do know that jaguars love it. Rony Garcia and Jose Moreira from the Wildlife Conservation Society's (WCS) Jaguar Conservation Program use the cologne to attract jaguars in the jungles of Guatemala. "The method we are using to study the jaguars here in Guatemala is a non-invasive method which is based on photographing the individuals by using camera traps," Moreira says. "It has been very useful using Obsession (for Men) to get the jaguars in front of these camera traps ... and that allows us to estimate with greater confidence the genders and the numbers that live in each studied site."
60% of the time, it works EVERY time...
Yup, cougars like perfume...what else is new... they also like diamonds, fast cars, and rich guys.
Oh, I guess I should RTFA.
I foresee this being used in a highly successful ad campaign - until a half dozen male hikers disappear in Central America and some very fat jaguars, wearing tight-fitting jeans, are spotted in the vicinity.
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
I can't be bothered to read the summary, This is slashdot, which means I already heard the story yesterday anyway.
Well, ink from HP color inkjet catridges was also found to work, but they went with the cheaper solution...
It doesn't hurt to be nice.
Customer: "So, will this cologne get me some pussy?"
Salesman, barely able to keep a straight face: "Yes sir, if you don't mind really big ones."
Sorry, but it had to be said.
I prefer rogues to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.