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College Offers Course in Wearing High Heels

Posted by samzenpus on from the higher-heeled-learning dept.

Do you want to learn how to wear high heels, but feel hopelessly lost on your own? Why not take the six-week course Sexy Heels In The City at London's South Thames College. The government-funded class costs £150 ($268) and also gives lessons on how to carry designer handbags.

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  1. Re:I bet it's mandatory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    For the M.R.S. degree. Seriously this is just degrading.

    Oh fuck you. Seriously. High heels are like spandex, they are not a right, they are a fucking privilege.

    Guess what? You look retarded clomping around looking like a horse when you fail to learn how to properly walk in heels.
    Guess what? You look disgusting in more-than-skin-tight lycra spandex with your fat rolls and cellulite about to burst through like a river behind a weak dam.

    PS) Girls fart, and your shit stinks.