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The Truth About the Polygraph, According To the NSA

An anonymous reader writes "The NSA (the secretive intelligence agency that brought you wholesale warrantless wiretapping) has produced a public relations video about its polygraph screening program titled 'The Truth About the Polygraph.' But is the NSA telling the truth? AntiPolygraph.org provides a critique (video)."

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  1. Polygraph by Antisyzygy · · Score: 2

    The polygraph has too many false positives and false negatives to be relied on 100 percent.

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    1. Re:Polygraph by Mashiki · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There's a reason why in Canada they're not considered an instrument reliable for court. But the RCMP use it for hiring you. Yep just gonna go over here...

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    2. Re:Polygraph by iYk6 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's the same situation down here, too. Police forces and various government offices use polygraphs while hiring. It makes sense, really. They want to make sure that you can lie convincingly. I'm not really sure the purpose of putting sociopaths in power, though.

    3. Re:Polygraph by mikewas · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not allowed for court in the US either, though police do use it during their investigations.

      Really, all you need is to convince the person you're investigating that it works ... then if they refuse|agree to take a polygraph they're probably guilty|innocent.

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    4. Re:Polygraph by gmhowell · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not really sure the purpose of putting sociopaths in power, though.

      Like begets like.

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    5. Re:Polygraph by Kitkoan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Or that you actually were a good boy, so you'd be more likely to obey whatever daddy NSA tells you to do.

      Oh come on, everyone knows that the NSA means No Such Agency. Its just a figment of your imagination...

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    6. Re:Polygraph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Someone not cooperating with a search (however ineffective the search is -- the polygraph is 100% ineffective at giving more info on truth versus falsity, it can only be correlated to what is already known, which is useless) does not tell you anything specific about why. It only tells you that they are not cooperating with a search.

      Polygraphs are like drug dogs. They are used to provide a facade (meaning fake) probable cause for a search and/or seizure. Corrupted courts and government agents then go along with the facade. They are happy to allow these fake tools, since then whatever the police choose to say is then what is. In other words, authority reaffirms itself. No need for that pesky reality to intervene.

    7. Re:Polygraph by nbauman · · Score: 5, Informative

      Really, all you need is to convince the person you're investigating that it works ... then if they refuse|agree to take a polygraph they're probably guilty|innocent.

      Actually, as AntiPolygraph.org pointed out, it convinces people to submit to an interrogation without a lawyer. Standard interrogation techniques can get you to confess to things (sometimes to things you're not guilty of). They can also collect information that they can use against you in combination with other (mis)information.

      See the Youtube video of a law school class by law professor James Duane http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8167533318153586646#. (Or see http://flexyourrights.com/)

      Duane said, don't talk to the police if you're innocent. Don't talk to the police if you're guilty. Don't talk to the police without a lawyer.

      You can tell the complete truth, and make a true statement that can be used against you to convict you.

      Like: "I never liked the guy."

      Or: "I was in the next town." Then they finds a witness who honestly thinks she saw you near the scene of the crime, and they use that to impeach your credibility.

    8. Re:Polygraph by hardburn · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Except it's actually so bad for their intended use that it's a hindrance to their job, not a help.

      Let's say you have a test for a virus that is 99% accurate, but 1% of the time, it gives a false positive (says someone has the virus, but doesn't). Let's also say that there are 1000 people that might be infected, but nobody is sure. All of them are tested, and on average, 10 of them will show up as false positives. That number can probably be delt with, perhaps with a more expensive (but more accurate) test, or maybe the treatment is no big deal (so they can just get an injection and go on).

      OTOH, let's say that 1 million people might be infected. Test all of them and there ends up being 10,000 false positives. Now the costs of the more accurate test start rising. Perhaps the treatment is more dangerous or expensive (rabies shots used to be pretty nasty, for example), so you really don't want to use it on people who aren't really sick.

      So your accuracy rates need to be in line with how many people are going to be screened. If its use is highly targeted, then a test that's 90% accurate might be OK. If it's more of a general screening, then it needs to go into the five-9's kind of accuracy, perhaps more.

      Polygraphs are nowhere near 90% accurate. It's maybe 70% accurate, and has both false positives and false negatives. For general job screening, like the NSA is using it for here, that's nowhere near good enough. It might be good enough for police investigations as a way of seeing if they're on the right track, but there's a reason it's not considered admissible court evidence in the US.

      Of course, all this is only focusing on the basic statistical issues. There's a whole other set of arguments surrounding privacy, which matter even if a future technology is 99.999% accurate.

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    9. Re:Polygraph by Peach+Rings · · Score: 5, Insightful

      if they refuse|agree to take a polygraph they're probably guilty|innocent

      I would refuse to take a polygraph test under any circumstances. Therefore, my cooperation has no correlation with my guilt or innocence.

      By the way, why would I refuse to take such a test? Simple. It cannot help you in any way. They can take the things you say in the test and use them against you in court, but no matter how flawlessly you pass the test, as a defendant you cannot call on any of that testimony in the court room. Only the prosecution can call testimony from police interviews. So basically, it can hurt you, but it legally cannot help you at all.

    10. Re:Polygraph by sumdumass · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not really. I'm neither guilty nor innocent, I'm not even connected to a crime and I will refuse to take a polygraph test if ever asked- for any reason.

      It's the same when a cop pulls you over and asks to search the car or something. I always default to no you may not. They usually reply with something about something to hide and I reply that if they knew that, they wouldn't need my permission to nibshit through my stuff. I then ask if I'm free to go. Of course they will not find anything if they look, but I'm more worried about them finding something that wasn't there before they looked. If they are honest, then it won't be a problem. If they are not honest, then it's a door to escape the issues at their hand.

      It might be a different story is there was some trust surrounding the officers enforcing the laws, but a fe bad apples spoiled that a long time ago and continue to keep it rancid today. The problem is that you cannot tell which are the good cops and which are the bad cops and it's best to just not take chances. Especially when they want to search you or pin something on you that you had nothing to do with.

    11. Re:Polygraph by Peach+Rings · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Is that supposed to be a valid defense? A test which has apparently been universally decried as enormously inaccurate is being used to deny people employment. And like the guy said in the video, if you fail for applying to the NSA then you might not be able to gain employment for other government agencies because they keep the result on file.

      Man I would totally fail a polygraph test. Look at this, it happens all the time. I bet if I were put into a one on one interrogation for an hour I would say whatever they wanted even though I was innocent. In the video when the interviewer was watching the lady closely and asked "Have you ever participated in espionage against the United States" a chill went down my spine. False positive!

    12. Re:Polygraph by tsm_sf · · Score: 4, Funny

      Thanks, now I have the hallelujah chorus stuck in my head.

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    13. Re:Polygraph by Drishmung · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yesterday, upon the stair
      I saw a man who wasn't there.
      He wasn't there again today.
      I think he's from the NSA.

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    14. Re:Polygraph by hardburn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The rest of my comment lays out the logical basis for that statement. Citations are for underling facts, not reasonable conclusions from those facts.

      If you want a citation for a specific fact, I can turn some up.

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    15. Re:Polygraph by mogness · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...though police do use it during their investigations.

      They also use it on Maury to find out if your baby daddy is cheating on you.

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    16. Re:Polygraph by stewbacca · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Don't talk to the police if you are innocent or guilty and without a lawyer...good advice.

      Don't take a poly from the agency you'd like to work for? Terrible advice.

    17. Re:Polygraph by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I live in a county where the second to last sheriff got elected by declaring how corrupt the previous sheriff was and how straight and narrow he was going to be. This worked out good until the new sheriff was arrested, prosecuted, and convicted for corruption in office, embezzlement, and a few other charges that had to do with getting to buddy-buddy with the criminals in the area and abusing his power to either aid them or punish them. The current sheriff is from the same good ol'boys club as he was the lead deputy of the one who just got put in the slammer. It's unclear if he is corrupt or not as he was customarily next in line to replace the old sheriff if anything should happen to him in the line of duty. Interestingly, the investigation by the state into the old sheriff was started by a credible anonymous tip. How someone can determine the credibility of an anonymous person without knowing who he was is beyond me but the current sheriff was close enough to all the action to see what was happening.

      But wait, it gets better, the current police department has lost two- not one but two chief of police in the last 15 years because of illegal actions ranging from embezzlement to guess what, corruption in office. One of them is serving time, the other worked out a deal where they resigned and all inquiries happened to be dropped. And if that isn't enough, I have personally been threatened by an officer in the lobby of the police department when attempting to file a complaint about another officer the night before who harassed me for no reason as I was entering a building to do some work. Well, the official story is that he had a reason, but only after 4 attempts to create something that would survive any scrutiny.

      I know it's just a few of the law enforcement officers I need to worry about and it may be flawed logic, but I really do not give a shit. It's life and I live in it and I do not trust them. Your little branch of Mayberry R.F.D may not contain these elements but mine does.

    18. Re:Polygraph by ClosedSource · · Score: 3, Funny

      I've heard that story too, but the fact is that the photocopier lie detector has as much scientific evidence to support it as a Polygraph does.

    19. Re:Polygraph by BLKMGK · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Umm, there isn't actually a big green or red light that lights up to say you lied. That chill? It probably moved a needle a little bit. Maybe the person asks deeper questions. Maybe you tell them how pissed off you get at the thought of someone harming national security and acting against the nation - you know the truth. The fact that NSA uses the polygraph is pretty well known, I think some other Govt offices use it too. If you are so freaked out by taking the test then the solution is simple - don't apply for those jobs where it's a requirement.

      FWIW when I was younger I was subjected to what was surely an illegal interrogation by a security guy for a drugstore where I worked. This guy did everything but beat me with a rubber hose. He had already interrogated many of the other employees and one by one they were fired. I had been told that I wasn't under suspicion for the missing controlled drugs (!) and not to worry. But after this guy fired like 6 people my number was up. I was in a tiny room seated, he stood over me and yelled. He told me he had video, he had witnesses, he had proof I was stealing and why didn't I just admit it. This went on for WELL over an hour and I was maybe 19 at the time. I asked to see the video, I asked to have witnesses come forward, I denied having stolen anything because I hadn't. I was sweating and scared and thought he was going to send me to jail - he was threatening to do so. He threatened to take the green-card of one guy's mother to get him to admit to something. Finally after forever he slammed down a piece of paper and told me to sign it. I asked what it was and he told me it was my ticket to keep my job. That piece of paper really said that he hadn't physically beaten me or coerced me and I stupidly signed it and was allowed to leave. I should have refused and sued the crap out of them but I was terrified. I was the ONLY person that fucker interviewed that wasn't fired! They later found out who was stealing - it was one of the temp pharmacists. Dumb-ass should have known they do a COUNT of every single pill in the controlled cases regularly - hell *I* knew that!

      I also went through an interrogation in junior-high when an item went missing in a class. They claimed that the "anonymous papers" turned in by everyone in the class during the investigation (wtf?!) had pointed to me and that they recognized the handwriting as being from trustworthy students blah blah. I hadn't done it, I said as much. They got down to "okay if you didn't steal it but wanted to where would you hide it" kinds of questions - I told them to goto hell. That was actually easier than the interrogation by the security guy even though this was TWO teachers in a small room berating me. My parents took care of that one, I was told that if they ever tried that again I was to walk right the heck out the front door and keep on trucking - they also reamed the administrators. That was 8th grade for kripes sakes and I remember it like it was today. That too was over an hour and in today's schools is probably deemed okay since they have checked in girls panties and whatnot for Advil.

      My kid EVER gets into a situation like either of those I will come down on someone with a hammer, that shit can scar you for life!

      Those kinds of interrogations are far worse than any polygraph could possibly be. If someone asking you a question about something you didn't do scares you so badly then dude you need to get a grip. If you didn't do it say no and stick to it, better yet tell them you want a lawyer. If you're that scared of a machine test required for a job then don't apply for jobs that require it - how hard is that?

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    20. Re:Polygraph by nbauman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you want to work for the agency, you don't have any choice. Go ahead.

      But as AntiPolygraph.org documented, many of the organizations that give you a polygraph make get it wrong, make false accusations, and reject applicants because of false positives. The operators are even under an incentive to reject people, even falsely. Once you get rejected from one agency for failing a lie detector test, you're blackballed from others.

      AntiPolygraph.org had a story like that about a guy who applied to a police department in Texas. The examiner accused him of lying, the police department rejected him, and he couldn't do anything about it.

      The other thing I would point out was that the NSC in the video required its employees or applicants to sign a statement that their test was "voluntary." That was a lie. It was coerced. If you didn't take the test, you wouldn't get the job.

      One of the most annoying things about the procedure is that the whole thing is full of deception and unfairness. They even force you to lie.

      You can make your own decision. I wouldn't work for an organization like that. It's not what I'm after in life. What can they offer? You can work in places that are honest.

    21. Re:Polygraph by snowgirl · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Don't take a poly from the agency you'd like to work for? Terrible advice.

      At risk of sounding like one of those asshole girls, "if they would discriminate against me, then I don't want to work for them" (because fundamentally, I have a right to)

      NO!

      Refusing to take a poly from anyone is the best choice you can make. Once you consent to the examination, there are two possibilities: you either pass and they believe you (neutral result compared to your position before) or you fail and they dismiss you (a result worse than you started at).

      Refuse ALL polygraph tests, there is no empirical evidence to support them, and you should absolutely object to any of them that are offered. If the entity requesting the poly then declines to hire you, then you are better off, than if you consent and they fail you on the poly.

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    22. Re:Polygraph by jcr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Don't take a poly from the agency you'd like to work for? Terrible advice.

      Work for an agency that can't tell quackery from science? Terrible idea.

      -jcr

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    23. Re:Polygraph by Asic+Eng · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Well, the sanity level of any large organization (be it private or state-run) tends to be fairly low. If you want to restrict yourself to only apply at fundamentally sane employers, you don't have a lot of choices. Running your own company or working for a small (and sane) company, tends to mean that you'll have customers with rather restricted sanity - which is not much of an improvement.

      Typically your options are to learn to live with the surrounding madness, or try to change it in some small way - which is better than nothing but will not work all that frequently.

      Also if all sane people avoid these agencies, then things will definitely not get better there. This might be an important consideration for people willing to apply to them.

    24. Re:Polygraph by Asic+Eng · · Score: 2, Interesting
      If the entity requesting the poly then declines to hire you, then you are better off, than if you consent and they fail you on the poly.

      Yeah, but you are worse off than if you consent and pass - which is the most likely result. And you are not much worse off when you fail than if you don't consent. They might add your failing result to your records, but they would probably also add the refusal to your records (troublemaker + potentially hiding something). If you don't want to consent to the test you are better off not applying.

    25. Re:Polygraph by snowgirl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No. Placing yourself at risk of a false positive of a lie detector is not worth offsetting being flagged as uncooperative.

      If you're worried about this, then point directly to the Green River Killer and point out that he passed a polygraph as well as numerous spies in the USA.

      Then ask them why anyone being dishonest would want to point out that passing a lie detector test could still be lying.

      State unconditionally your willingness to engage in prescreening interviews that do not violate your rights.

      If they are a private organization, then state emphatically that they need to reconsider their position on polygraphs, because they have likely already rejected the best employee they ever could have had... no, not you... the hypothetical guy whom they rejected because he happened to have a false positive.

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    26. Re:Polygraph by stewbacca · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Gee, a Libertarian who distrusts a government agency AND polygraphs? No way!

      They use the poly against the subjects as a placebo. The real evaluation comes from the interrogation. It's a good thing the agency is much smarter than you give them credit for, though.

    27. Re:Polygraph by Staplerh · · Score: 2, Informative

      Which was based on David Simon's book Homicide: A Year on the Killing Streets, although anecdotally, so it has some credibility to it.

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    28. Re:Polygraph by snowgirl · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You are right as to what it indicates. And parent poster was right as to the implications of that indication. If you cannot control your physiological reactions to different stress inputs, you're probably not the type they are looking for. Source of the stress is irrelevant.

      I disagree that this "ability to control your physiological reactions" is relevant.

      This is done as a screening process for national security secrets.

      I am not mistaking terms. The tool is ineffective due to far too high rate of a false positive and false negative.

      The polygraph is not given to gauge one's ability to control physiological responses in response to emotion, it is given to gauge a person's honesty while answering questions.

      If a polygraph were used under different circumstances where its results were meaningful, then the tool would be effective, however:

      The Polygraph is absolutely and unequivocally INEFFECTIVE at determining honesty.

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  2. If I ever had to take one.. by headkase · · Score: 4, Funny

    If I ever had to take a polygraph test I would do so under one condition: I get to add one question to the test at the beginning. The question would be: "Can this machine tell if I am lying?"

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    1. Re:If I ever had to take one.. by DarkOx · · Score: 3, Informative

      You do realize that even polygraph supports don't claim its truth detector right? The polygraph can at best detect the physiological changes that happen when a person is fabricating a response. If you really think the truth is however you answer that question as far as the polygraph is concerned you are being truthful, so I am not sure I understand what the point of your proposed exercise would be.

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    2. Re:If I ever had to take one.. by wiredlogic · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Polygraphs aren't lie detectors. They are used to assess truthfulness. Much of the magic is not in the machinery itself but in subjecting the person under assessment to unfamiliar, semi-stressful conditions while asking probing questions. It's basically a game of manipulation for the polygrapher.

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    3. Re:If I ever had to take one.. by Kitkoan · · Score: 2, Funny

      subjecting the person under assessment to unfamiliar, semi-stressful conditions while asking probing questions..

      So its like being abducted by aliens but with less anal probing and more question probing...

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    4. Re:If I ever had to take one.. by Barrinmw · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There is a big difference between Absolute Truth and Personal Truth. Polygraphs detect Personal Truth. If you purposefully say something you believe to be untrue, there are generally certain biological responses made throughout your body and that is what the polygraph picks up.

    5. Re:If I ever had to take one.. by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 2, Funny

      So its like being abducted by aliens but with less anal probing and more question probing...

      You've obviously never been in the custody of the NSA before.

      Besides, they got all their interrogation and research tactics from the Grays, anyway. I know this since the voices in my head has telled me so.

    6. Re:If I ever had to take one.. by bjourne · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So just down 20 cups of coffee before taking the test. When you yourself are caffeine speeded, shivering in cold sweat and not able to tell up from down, the machine will have a very difficult job assessing your truthfulness.

    7. Re:If I ever had to take one.. by commodore64_love · · Score: 4, Informative

      Penn & Teller did an episode about Lie Detectors, and included an interview with a former FBI (CIA?) interrogator. He said the lie detector is a farce and easy to fool. It's real purpose is to act as the "bad cop" to scare the criminal, while the person asking questions is the "good cop" just trying to save you from yourself.

      It's all psychological, not mechanical. LINK - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9NSXy176oA
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    8. Re:If I ever had to take one.. by jbengt · · Score: 2

      The question I liked, was them asking the polygraph subject to sign a form that stated, among other things, that they were taking the polygraph test completely voluntarily. Being required to take a polygraph in order to get the job is stretching the definition of voluntary to the breaking point. So it seems they won't give you the lie detector test unless you lie about it being voluntary first.

    9. Re:If I ever had to take one.. by meerling · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A lie is the intentional statement of knowingly false information.
      The polygraph detects stress responses, not lies.
      If you were hooked up to a polygraph and someone asked if you bought milk the last time you were at the grocery store, that's unlikely to get much of a response.
      On the other hand, let's say your favorite pet just died, and they asked you if you killed your recently deceased pet. You would have a big response, even if you aren't responsible. You'll probably be responding because of the grief and bad memories of your favorite critter dying. You might even be responding to the audacity and rudeness of that questioning scum even daring to ask such a stupid question. The polygraph doesn't know and doesn't care, it just measures the biological stress reactions.
      The determination of whether it is a lie or not is solely in the hands of the examiner, in other words, it's a technology that tells someone (who may have an agenda or massive bias) that you are reacting. Does he decide you're upset by the question, or that you're an animal abuse scuzzbag? Well, if they've hauled you in for questioning and wire you up to a polygraph, what do you think the answer is?

    10. Re:If I ever had to take one.. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's very likely that you'll be having similar testing done on the same day. maybe even submitting samples for drug testing. Good luck explaining why you have so much caffeine in your system on a day you knew it was important to be free of any chemicals.

      Much better to picture an embarrassing situation, tense a muscle group (toes and buttocks were popular, but now you can be asked to remove your shoes and can be sat on a pressure-sensitive mat to prevent these tricks).

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  3. Complete Bullshit by taustin · · Score: 5, Informative

    Penn & Teller taught a random woman who answered a Craig's List ad how to fake a polygraph response in less than 30 minutes.

    1. Re:Complete Bullshit by Robadob · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I posted about that earlier in response to this when it had no comments, but my comment has gone walkies. I do not understand how slashdot works.

    2. Re:Complete Bullshit by kjart · · Score: 4, Funny

      I posted about that earlier in response to this when it had no comments, but my comment has gone walkies..

      Based on the test results, you're lying.

    3. Re:Complete Bullshit by Mike+Buddha · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's easy to fake a polygraph test when the stakes are low. Its much more difficult when your job or freedom are on the line. Not impossible, but certainly much more difficult than what Penn and Teller did.

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    4. Re:Complete Bullshit by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Penn & Teller taught a random woman who answered a Craig's List ad how to fake a polygraph response in less than 30 minutes.

      I guess you refer to one of these:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9NSXy176oA
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bScv6kfxRyE
      https://antipolygraph.org/cgi-bin/forums/YaBB.pl?num=1247844645

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    5. Re:Complete Bullshit by moxley · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, as they say: "you don't beat the polygraph - you beat the polygraph examiner.

      As others have also pointed out on this thread, the higher the stakes, the more likely you are to have autonomic responses.

      I think if you practice with a machine, you can probably pull it off, but it's going to be harder with someone who REALLY understands how to use one....

      One thing that does help in almost all circumstances (as I understand it) is a dose of Benzodiazepines.

    6. Re:Complete Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hmm, what would higher stakes do? Raise stress levels perhaps? Making the differences even harder to spot! Yeah, that's a great argument to make for invalidating their point.

    7. Re:Complete Bullshit by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's easy to fake a polygraph test when the stakes are low. Its much more difficult when your job or freedom are on the line. Not impossible, but certainly much more difficult than what Penn and Teller did.

      I take an anticonvulsant drug which is also prescribed as a mood stabiliser. Because I don't actually need mood stabilisation I get a double dose, so to speak. So I think there are a few normal drugs which when used in the right way would make it easier to stay cool, calm and collected in the situation you describe.

    8. Re:Complete Bullshit by Kitkoan · · Score: 2, Informative

      Penn & Teller taught a random woman who answered a Craig's List ad how to fake a polygraph response in less than 30 minutes.

      For those interested, here are the videos of that: Part 1 and Part 2./a.

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    9. Re:Complete Bullshit by DiegoBravo · · Score: 3, Funny

      Non ACID-compliant databases are the current norm. So, be quiet!

    10. Re:Complete Bullshit by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, as they say: "you don't beat the polygraph - you beat the polygraph examiner.

      But, in Soviet Russia, polygraph examiner beats YOU!

    11. Re:Complete Bullshit by Kjella · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, but the point is to measure lies not stress. If the person is stressed because their job or freedom is on the line, is it because they are falsely accused or guilty? I know I'd be pretty stressed out because I know mistakens happen and sometimes innocents get shafted. I'm not sure adding stress into the equation would make it harder to fake.

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  4. WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I think the video is to calm prospective NSA employees, not speak to the legitimacy of the polygraph in general. Do I need literacy training or just the editors of /.?

    1. Re:WTF? by Martin+Blank · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's not perfect, though, and they know it, which is why it's only part of the process. There are psychiatrists and other mental health experts as well as investigators who look to dig up anything that could affect the subject's integrity. It's a large and complex process, but the polygraph is generally considered to be the scariest part for first-timers.

      A colleague used to work at the CIA, with Top Secret/SCIF clearance. He's told me a little about the process, including the polygraphs. The examiners there are not like what you see on TV (including what was seen on P&T). They are very good at what they do, and able to surprise the test subject on a variety of topics because no matter how much you think they know, they know more. Furthermore, they do their best (and their best is very good) to put the subject off-kilter. As the testing for employment and higher security clearances is lengthy, they have a great deal of time to work on the subject.

      (He told me that he managed to upset one of the examiners who asked him if he'd ever engaged in incest. Most subjects would probably be offended or puzzled; he was very amused, and ended up laughing so much the examiner had to stop the test because it was affecting the readings.)

      As time goes on, you get used to it, and it becomes routine. But for the first-timers, it can be terrifying.

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    2. Re:WTF? by Martin+Blank · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, the machine isn't just a prop. Their questions are guided by indications from the machine. Come up as probably truthful not only based on what the machine shows, but also the tone and timbre of your voice, the way your eyes move, how questions are phrased... They have a whole gamut. You could be in good shape on all but the machine, but if the machine shows something questionable, they may well head further down that path.

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  5. According to the NSA... by Darkness404 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    According to the NSA we have no rights, confessions are best gotten by torture, oh and we are attacked by terrorists every 4.8 seconds if we would close illegal prisons and give all US citizens basic rights and conform to various international treaties.

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    1. Re:According to the NSA... by Martin+Blank · · Score: 3, Informative

      They expire only if they have an expiration date (which they frequently do). They can be rescinded or modified by the executive orders of future presidents, however. Reagan signed EO 12667, regarding access to presidential records, in 1989. It was revoked by Bush in 2001, and restored by Obama in 2009.

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    2. Re:According to the NSA... by mikewas · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Emancipation Proclamation was one of Lincoln's Executive Orders. Has it expired?

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    3. Re:According to the NSA... by AK+Marc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Considering the 13th Amendment, I'd say that the order in question, whether in force or not, is quite irrelevant at this point. Also, since the first of the orders in question is in regards to the Confederate States of America, I'd say that it was no longer in force in 1865, when the Confederate States of America ceased to exist. Though technically, the first didn't actually do anything except state the intention to issue the second.

    4. Re:According to the NSA... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Emancipation Proclamation was one of Lincoln's Executive Orders. Has it expired?

      Since it only applied to "any State or designated part of a State, the people whereof shall then be in rebellion against the United States", yes, regardless of any question of date. Slavery did not become illegal in the entire U.S. until the passage of the Thirteenth Amendment.

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    5. Re:According to the NSA... by westlake · · Score: 4, Informative

      The Emancipation Proclamation was one of Lincoln's Executive Orders. Has it expired?

      Yes.

      The Emancipation Proclamation of 1863 only affected states then in rebellion against the United States. Wherever the Union armies marched from then on, slavery would die.

      The Proclamation exempted border states like Kentucky which did not join the Confederacy, cities like New Orleans which had fallen early in the war, and the 48 counties of western Virgina which would form the state of West Virgina.

      The formal end to slavery came with the Thirteenth Amendment, adopted in December 1865.

  6. a placebo to make you believe your lies are seen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Polygraphs are basically a placebo to make you believe that they can detect your lies. A lot of theater and psychology goes into helping enhance that belief - things like using 'scientific looking' equipment (the more complex the procedure the stronger your belief will be that it 'works'), having the questioner dress in labcoat (it enhances our authority belief), using escalations in authority (switching to a more 'experienced' examiner part way through), pointing to a random squiggle and claiming that it shows you lied on some vague question to convince you to change your answer and admit to something.

  7. "The Truth About the NSA - According to the Polygr by moxley · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How about "The Truth About the NSA - According to the Polygraph."

      It would be a much better article.

  8. Re:a placebo to make you believe your lies are see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So its just like a Scientology body thetan test machine?

  9. I think I saw one of the video participants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think the girl analyst in NSA video (3:34 - 4 in the response video) (probably not a real analyst but an actress) is a model on a porn site (myfreecams). Not that it's pertinent or anything, though I suppose if they are NSA - they should do a better job of screening people that portray NSA personnel (and if she is an actual analyst then that polygraph testing NSA performs isn't worth very much)

    1. Re:I think I saw one of the video participants by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh, please, for the love of god, mod parent up!

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  10. Which leads to two questions. by khasim · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If you purposefully say something you believe to be untrue, there are generally certain biological responses made throughout your body and that is what the polygraph picks up.

    #1. How accurate is the polygraph at measuring that?
    The answer is - not very accurate. As has been noted before, if you don't care about a subject, the polygraph will NOT be able to show you lying about it.

    #2. Are there other situations which would yield the same results?
    The answer is - yes. Having a stress reaction to a question (even if you're telling the truth) will produce the same results as lying.

    1. Re:Which leads to two questions. by martin-boundary · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In other words, they just pretend it works so they don't lose their make-believe work as a polygraph tester...

    2. Re:Which leads to two questions. by Maestro4k · · Score: 2, Insightful

      #2. Are there other situations which would yield the same results? The answer is - yes. Having a stress reaction to a question (even if you're telling the truth) will produce the same results as lying.

      Notably, being falsely accused of a crime can be enough to cause a stress reaction on questions about the crime, simply because the person's scared half to death from the accusation and/or investigation. So the sheer fact that you've been accused of a crime can be enough to make you fail a polygraph trying to prove your innocence, thus bringing more suspicion against you.

      Never, ever, take a polygraph as part of a police investigation. At best you'll have wasted time, at worst you'll make them even more convinced you're guilty even if you're totally innocent.

  11. Pelton, Walker, Ames, Pollard, Hansen by sizzzzlerz · · Score: 5, Interesting

    These men, and others, were all employees of the CIA, NSA, or other intelligence agencies. All of them were subject to taking and passing one or more polygraph tests. They all ended up providing classified information to the Soviets for a relatively minimal amounts of money. The information they disclosed resulted in the compromise of highly useful, and costly, collection systems, data, and human assets, some of whom were killed as a result. In a number of these cases, Aldritch Ames, in particular, the agency they worked had suspicions that something was going on yet these men remained free to continue their spying. Ames was even tested again, passing the test to continue his work.

    The polygraph, in these instances, was worthless and, in fact, provided a false sense of security to the detriment of the country's well-being.

  12. We are supposed to believe by bagboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    The "Anti-Polygraph" folks are telling the truth about the Polygraph truth? Can we get them to take a poly?

  13. The Defense Security Service (DSS) is NOT the NSA by dissipative_struct · · Score: 5, Informative

    Not sure how this got a tagged as an NSA video, it's from the DSS. The DSS is the organization responsible for granting security clearances. The process they're describing is the polygraph you take to receive certain security clearances. Anyone who is taking this polygraph has applied for a Top Secret-level security clearance. This process is pretty much the same for anyone applying for these clearances, doesn't matter if they'll be working at the NSA, another three-letter agency, in the armed forces, or for a private defense contractor.

  14. Missed the point. by scaryjohn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The response largely misses the NSA video's point: If you think you're a good fit for the NSA, the polygraph shouldn't stop you from applying for a job.

    It's crap science, but the NSA can erect whatever arbitrary hoops it wants for employees. Any fool watching the NSA video for insight into other uses of polygraphs does so at great peril. The response is most informative when he says, "This is true of NSA employment practice, but . . ." Seriously, someone with a principled objection to the NSA polygraphing prospective employees, is going to have a real eye-opener on his first day of work there.

    Accusing the NSA of intellectual dishonesty is as useful as accusing water of being wet. Polygraphic prospective hires doesn't have to catch anybody to serve a purpose. It's enough to drive the pissant commie sympathizers to bother someone else. Or maybe not.

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  15. Re:What, exactly... by 1729 · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...do they do with uncooperative respondents? If someone refuses to say anything but "Mickey Mouse" while strapped to their glorified E-meter, would that be seen as an exercise in 5th amendment rights in the States? I mean, if ANYTHING they say about lie detectors is true, then someone's nonverbal responses to questions should be considered "speech," right?

    I don't know of any situation in which you can be forced to submit to a polygraph. However, your security clearance will probably be revoked or denied.

  16. Re:The Defense Security Service (DSS) is NOT the N by 1729 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Anyone who is taking this polygraph has applied for a Top Secret-level security clearance. This process is pretty much the same for anyone applying for these clearances, doesn't matter if they'll be working at the NSA, another three-letter agency, in the armed forces, or for a private defense contractor.

    The Department of Energy doesn't require polygraphs for Top Secret equivalent clearances. DOE can use polygraphs in some cases, but many DOE scientists have been arguing against mandatory polygraphs. For example:

    http://www.spse.org/Polygraph_comments_Livermo.html

  17. They should switch to FMRI. by elucido · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The polygraph is an outdated technology which can be easily fooled.

    1. Re:They should switch to FMRI. by chronosan · · Score: 3, Informative

      Tighten that sphincter.

    2. Re:They should switch to FMRI. by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 2, Informative

      You're being sarcastic right? Using FMRIs for specific lie-detection is just as useless.

      The only point of polygraphs is that they're a *psychological* interrogation tool, used to induce people into confessing to things by making them think the interrogator actually knows they told a lie. All that matters is that the interrogee believes the test has some effect - the actual technology used is irrelevant.

      No known technology has been proven to have any significant efficacy at detecting lies under scientific conditions. Which is why none of their results are directly admissible in court as evidence (a confession obtained through such a tool would be of course).

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  18. Re:a placebo to make you believe your lies are see by JWSmythe · · Score: 5, Interesting

        I like those. I did one of their "test" once. The guy talked to me, and asked lots of questions. I remained calm, and answered every one of them any way I wanted. The needle didn't move. After a few minutes, he began doubting the machine, and then questioned me on if I was operating it right. With the simple instructions "hold these loosely in your hands", there wasn't much for me to mess up. Since he had turned the sensitivity all the way up because he couldn't get a response, when he told me to hold them a little tighter, the needle shot all the way to the right. I suggested he turn the sensitivity down. :)

        I held on a little tighter, and he adjusted the machine again, so it was now showing neutral. The questions resumed, and I didn't show any sort of reaction to any of the questions. He got real frustrated with me (Hey dude, reactionary mind. Practice what you preach.), and gave up on it. I guess I wouldn't be a good cult member, if they won't know that I'm lying to them or not. Too bad, I wanted to join up, so I could take over. ;)

        If you really don't care about what you're saying, everything will show you're answering truthfully. When you start overthinking the questions, that's where you'll run into trouble. Consider these questions during a polygraph.

      (Q = question. T = thought. A = verbal answer. R = Result)

        Q: Did you know the victim Bob?
        T: Ya, I know bob.
        A: yes.
        R: Pass

        Q: Are you aware that Bob is missing?
        T: Everyone knows Bob is missing, that's why I'm here. This is easy.
        A: Yes
        R: Pass

        Q: Do you know where Bob is?
        T: Buried in that empty field. Shit, they know I killed Bob. They're going to figure it out!
        A: No.
        R: FAIL!

        Q: Did you have anything to do with Bob disappearing?
        T: Oh shit, they know I did it. They know I shot him, and buried him. I'm going to prison forever.
        A: No.
        R: FAIL!

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  19. I failed one.. by SuperCharlie · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When I was 19 I worked at a pawn shop. After working there for 6-8 months something (I don't know what) happened and everyone was lined up from 3 stores for polygraphs. We were let know in no uncertain terms we would lose our jobs if we failed. I was so nervous that I bombed miserably and got fired. I had done nothing. Polygraphs are simply a way to kick you in the nads and see what responses they get.

    1. Re:I failed one.. by Kirijini · · Score: 4, Informative

      When I was 19 I worked at a pawn shop. After working there for 6-8 months something (I don't know what) happened and everyone was lined up from 3 stores for polygraphs. We were let know in no uncertain terms we would lose our jobs if we failed.

      When was this? If this happened after 1988, it was very likely illegal under the The Employee Polygraph Protection Act of 1988.

      Commercial businesses may not polygraph their employees on a generalized suspicion that someone did something. They may polygraph an employee if they have a "reasonable" suspicion that that employee did certain illegal things, like theft or embezzlement. Even in those situations, employers must follow specific, strict rules - the employee must be given the opportunity to review all questions in advance, consult with an attorney, and not must not be asked questions about things like his political beliefs, associations with unions, etc. Most importantly, the results of the test may not be used as the sole basis for disciplining/firing an employee - there must be independent corroborating evidence.

      And that's just the federal law on polygraphs. Alabama, Florida, Idaho, Illinois, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Nebraska, New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington, and Wisconsin all have other, stricter laws regarding polygraph testing by private businesses. Governments, of course, generally do not limit their own use of polygraphs in such ways.

  20. Emancipation Proclamation by dwheeler · · Score: 2, Informative

    The emancipation proclamation was actually two executive orders, one in 1862 and a follow-on one in 1863. As executive orders, the emancipation proclamation could indeed have been rescinded by a later president. However, on December 6, 1865, the 13th amendment was adopted, forbidding slavery in a way that a future executive order can't undo. Of course, the price of freedom is eternal vigilance.

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  21. They aren't using it to tell truth... by BLKMGK · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Polygraphs are used as interrogation tools. The subject believes that they work and the polygrapher CAN see changes that can indicate that the person under scrutiny is having an issue with something. It's not a true false stoplight but it gives them an indication that something is on the subject's mind and they pursue it. At that point it's a guided interrogation with the polygrapher using indications from the machine to try and figure out if there's subterfuge going on. If the subject is able to provide reasonable explanation for the readings and what goes through their mind when queried then a good polygrapher will let it go. If they see enough of this kind of reading or they just get a hinky feeling they will make the subject come back for another reading until they feel like they have gotten the truth.

    Used properly by someone who has a clue and who is trained to look at more than just the silly screen or stylus, someone who can listen to the timber of the voice or other tells the process (not the machine) can work. Someone who is a pathological liar isn't going to get caught. Neither is a person who has a change of heart after the process which is why the process is done on a regular basis by places that care about keeping their employees "clean".

    There ARE downsides. Some people have medical issues that provide goofy readings be it heart or sweat or breathing. Sometimes people are SO stressed out by the magic machine that they freak out and cannot give a good reading one way or the other. Some people are just guilty - about every freaking thing in the world! These kinds of folks aren't going to pass the testing easily, in fact they may never be able to pass and then I guess the employer has to make a judgement call. This is simply risk management and if you're Joe Blow secretary tough luck - you're toast! Oh, some drugs will screw with the machine too apparently so if you take those for whatever reason it's going to be weird, not sure what they do then. But if you're a normal well adjusted person and understand what's going on the test is not that big a deal.

    Frankly places like the NSA are using these things correctly from what I'm told - devices to get employees to talk about things that concern them from a security standpoint, skeletons in the closet, etc.. The silly stuff you see on TV where they ask you long rambling questions that require something other than a yes or no - that's bullshit and done wrong. Any employer that wants you to undergo something like that isn't using a service that's worth a shit and it's not going to work out. Run don't walk from those - it's crap and they will pull who knows what out of their ass.

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    1. Re:They aren't using it to tell truth... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Frankly places like the NSA are using these things correctly from what I'm told - devices to get employees to talk about things that concern them from a security standpoint, skeletons in the closet, etc..

      As someone who's taken the NSA CI poly a couple times, this is absolutely true. It's an opportunity to go looking around for security holes in the system in general. It won't find the people who are selling stuff to the Chinese and know how to beat it. It will find innocent people who know the guy who is selling stuff to the Chinese that have noticed him not following correct procedures.

      Failing the polygraph at the NSA is not the end of the world. Tyically you'll just get a do-over unil you pass. I know a guy who went through it 4 times and was still ultimately approved.

  22. Re:Polygraph doesn't work by Wannarunmore · · Score: 2, Informative

    At one job, many years ago, I was forced to take a polygraph (or lose my job). According to the investigator running the show, I lied (or seemed evasive) about a couple of serious questions, which I did not; I told the complete truth to every question, having nothing to hide. Specifically, I was asked if I had / or knew of anyone else who had stolen expensive items from the store (which I hadn't & had no knowledge of anyone else doing so). Very shortly after that I was fired for 'messing up' inventory, along with about 1/3 of the work staff. Interestingly, this was right after the busy Christmas season had ended. It's clear to me that they are totally unreliable as truth detectors. Sociopaths can pass them easily no matter what (terrible things) they have done.

  23. Wholesale warrant-less polygraphs? by mr.andreas · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The question I have is WHY the NSA feel they need to publish this video in the first place? Why do they feel it necessary to make the public feel good about polygraphs? What are their ulterior plans, wholesale warrant-less polygraphs?

  24. Re:The Defense Security Service (DSS) is NOT the N by stewbacca · · Score: 2, Informative

    Anyone who is taking this polygraph has applied for a Top Secret-level security clearance.

    This isn't exactly true. I've held a Top Secret clearance for nearly two decades now and have never taken a poly.

  25. Re:The Defense Security Service (DSS) is NOT the N by stewbacca · · Score: 2, Informative

    I see there's a lot of misinformation on slahsdot, as usual when it comes to security issues. I've was in the Army for 12 years, and have continued to work as a contractor for 7 more and have never been "required" to take the poly.

  26. Re:The Defense Security Service (DSS) is NOT the N by George+Maschke · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually, it's not a DSS video, although it is made available on their website. The DSS's own security videos indicate the Defense Security Service's name: http://dssa.dss.mil/seta/training_videos.html You'll notice that the NSA video includes no mention of the agency that produced it. But the polygraph examiners shown on the video are NSA personnel.

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  27. Re:a placebo to make you believe your lies are see by noidentity · · Score: 2, Funny

    So [a polygraphi] is just like a Scientology body thetan test machine?

    Yeah, but without the volcanoes. Big difference.

  28. I've been through one: Snake Oil for sure by Moof123 · · Score: 2, Informative

    It is one part of a process, and if you focus on the polygraph machine itself you'll miss out on the very intentional steps taken to get you to overreact if you lie. Basically the machine is half prop, and most of what is going on is a manipulation to get you to respond in a such a manner that the operator can feel some confidence in the the wiggles coming out of the POS.

    I was not impressed, and put very little faith in their outcome, positive or negative.

  29. Re:It's not that bad at all... by Lanczos · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It is absolutely that bad. I took the test for a job at the NSA. I had nothing to hide. I am/was the most straightedge person on the planet.

    I was strapped to the machine for 3.5 hours while they asked me the same 6 questions at least 8-12 times. Every time they told me that I was flunking the question regarding "falsifying information on my NSA security forms." I falsified nothing.
    Once they detect a problem they shift from Mr. nice we'll have you in and out in five minutes guy to an actual interrogator. He left me alone in the room to sweat it out for 20 minutes. He kept going back to different things on my forms trying to catch me in a lie. He gave me all the lines about how he was just trying to help playing the ridiculous good cop/bad cop game with a guy who just wanted to do some interesting math not blow up the country.

    I wasn't lying about anything by I was treated like a criminal. It was honestly one of the worst experiences of my life. I never found out if I passed or not as I ended up working at a DOE lab. If they had told me that I had to come back to try again I would have withdrawn my application. I wasn't lying the first time, why would the results be any different the second. And with the dogs sniffing in my car and the insane psych exam the whole culture seemed toxic and paranoid. I work at an NW lab now and IT has looser security than the NSA interview site has.

    The machine does not work, end of story. And any propaganda video that tells you the polygraph is a painless procedure is a complete load of crap. A friend of mine later had a similar experience so I know it wasn't just me.

  30. Re:I'd give the video a B- for accuracy by ClosedSource · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The fact that the "stakes are high" doesn't justify a technique that doesn't work. There are much less expensive techniques that also don't work (e.g. a coin toss) if the government feels it must do something.

  31. Polygraphs are voodoo. by jcr · · Score: 2, Informative

    Interesting bit of trivia: the polygraph was invented by the same fucking quack who came up with the "Wonder Woman" comic book character. (She has a magic lasso that makes people tell the truth.)

    Using a polygraph is a piss-poor substitute for real investigation. Aldritch Ames kept passing his polys while he was getting every CIA agent in Russia killed or turned. Because he was passing the polys, they never checked up on basic questions like "Hey, why's this guy rich? He sure isn't making that much on his government salary."

    -jcr

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  32. Re:That invalidates the previous claim. by ToasterMonkey · · Score: 2, Informative

    And that invalidates the previous claim about how a polygraph works.

    If it measures the responses to telling a lie, then it should be able to work no matter what the lie is.

    Therefore, it does NOT accurately measure the responses of telling a lie.

    You guys just do not get it, at all, because you have never had any kind of security clearance interview (poly or not)
    The line of questioning is everything, the machine is just a tool to detect signs of stress the examiner can't already see. The machine doesn't pass/fail you, the examiner does.

    How do you tell if someone is lying? Ask them the same questions different ways, at random points in the interview. Focus on subjects they are nervous about. It can be that fucking simple.
    If you're all really geeks here on /., reverse engineer this, you know, the actual fucking problem poly's are used to solve: How would you tell if somebody is lying to you? If you really cannot imagine a methodology that works better than 50% of the time, punch yourself in the face right now and get off /. If you CAN, and you don't understand how a machine that can indicate signs of stress not visible to the eye is useful in that methodology, why haven't you punched yourself in the face yet?

    This thread has gone full-throttle-retarded. Think people, think. Stop arguing about the presupposed purpose of this machine, and think about the problem. Then go back to what the machine actually IS. Nod your heads and move on.

    Why would you take _my_ word for it? Don't. Think about it your damned self. Internet solved.

  33. Re:a placebo to make you believe your lies are see by hey! · · Score: 2, Funny

    Reminds me of the early days of Scientology. I was attending MIT, and there used to be recruiters who'd harass you when you went through Central Square, asking, "Do you want to take a free personality test?"

    A friend of mine came up with the perfect response. He'd say, "Did you pass?" Without exception, the recruiters would respond (with a straight face), "Oh, no, it's not *that* kind of a test."

    It was freaky, like they'd lost their capacity to recognize irony along with their body thetans.

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  34. Learn to beat them consistently. by bodhisattva · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Beating a polygraph test is piece of cake. Aldrich Ames was worried about man an upcoming polygraph and his Russian handlers told him to get a good nights sleep and be friendly to the people administering the test. You can practice relaxing with biofeedback equipment which is essentially the same as a polygraph. You can take drugs like beta-blockers and tranquilizers that will make you dead to stress which is the mechanism of the polygraph. There are people on whom a polygraph doesn't work. My God, google "how to beat a polygraph".

  35. AntiPolygraph Video by Wh15per · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The true tragedy here is not the NSA's video, but rather AntiPolygraph. I am by no fan of the polygraph, but geez.... AntiPolygraph could have done better with something other then taking the NSA ad, replaying it, and inserting about 2 minutes worth of "The NSA is lying!" commentary. They could have made a much better arguement. Like the polygraph or not, everything in the NSA video -was- true and is how a polygraph works... it may not be all rainbows and unicorns, but they didn't lie about the process. :)