Man Claims He Was Seduced By Cow
After getting caught having carnal relations with a cow, 18-year-old Gusti Ngurah Alit claimed it wasn't his fault because the cow seduced him. From the article: "On Friday, Alit underwent a cleansing ritual in which he was bathed and the cow was drowned in the sea to rid the village of bad luck. Alit said he did not see a cow but a beautiful young woman. 'She called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her,' he said."
fyi - links aren't bad - they're borderline SFW, depending on how strict your boss may be. Just Japanese softcore with clothes on
Yeah, I had to click because I was curious what cow pr0n might look like - and it looks good!
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