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Man Claims He Was Seduced By Cow

Posted by samzenpus on from the magnificent-milking dept.

After getting caught having carnal relations with a cow, 18-year-old Gusti Ngurah Alit claimed it wasn't his fault because the cow seduced him. From the article: "On Friday, Alit underwent a cleansing ritual in which he was bathed and the cow was drowned in the sea to rid the village of bad luck. Alit said he did not see a cow but a beautiful young woman. 'She called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her,' he said."

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  1. Hell yeah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/7158/58ff46ba1d2b8741bd40c6enx2.jpg
    http://www.quazacolt.com/dmmlq/2009cowgirl.jpg
    http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c23/DarkestAngel5804/The%20Gals/cow-girl.jpg

    1. Re:Hell yeah! by sv_libertarian · · Score: 1

      ROTFLMAO! Japanese soft porn never ceases to amaze me.

    2. Re:Hell yeah! by slashdotisgay2 · · Score: 1

      Haha wow. I'm not into cows, but damn... 3

    3. Re:Hell yeah! by religious+freak · · Score: 2, Informative

      fyi - links aren't bad - they're borderline SFW, depending on how strict your boss may be. Just Japanese softcore with clothes on

      Yeah, I had to click because I was curious what cow pr0n might look like - and it looks good!

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  2. Come on! by denzacar · · Score: 3, Funny

    This can't be the first time you hear a story of guy falling for "a beautiful young woman" who turned out to be a fat cow.

    Although, this may be the first time I hear it being settled by drowning her and giving him a bath - usually it just ends with a divorce.
    And the guy takes a bath instead of being given one.

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    1. Re:Come on! by bradgoodman · · Score: 1

      Mod-up funny!!!

  3. oops by slashgimp · · Score: 2, Insightful

    IMHO it was the cow that needed to be cleansed by bathing, while Lusti Gusti needed to get drowned to rid the town of bad luck...

    Heh,
    S

    1. Re:oops by AlexiaDeath · · Score: 1

      Indeed...

  4. Thank you! by denzacar · · Score: 1

    I'll be here all week! Try the veal!

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  5. But was it an udderly mooooving experience? by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

    And did he milk it for all it was worth? Or was the cow gay, an it was all just bullshit? And did he develop mad cow later?

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    1. Re:But was it an udderly mooooving experience? by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Mad cow? I don't know, but I'll bet she sure wasn't happy about it.

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  6. Haha by Dogbertius · · Score: 1

    Whatever rings your bell? lol