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Uwe Boll, Other Filmmakers Sue Thousands of Movie Pirates

linzeal writes "Directors whose films have done poorly at the box office are increasingly being solicited by high-powered law firms to file lawsuits with offers of settlement. This practice, which the EFF has been calling extortive and 'mafia-like', has resulted in courts starting to rule in favor of the consumer, and in some cases throwing out the lawsuits. This is all fine and dandy, however, when you are considered the world's worst director and you largely finance films through your own holding company. At that point, the rhetoric and ridicule gets ratcheted up rather quickly."

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  1. Sorry, I don't buy it. by Kelson · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are they seriously trying to convince me that someone would want to pirate Uwe Boll's movies?

    1. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by aquila.solo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe they're being sued for bad taste?

    2. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by skuzzlebutt · · Score: 4, Funny

      In Soviet Russia, filmgoers damage Uwe Boll!

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    3. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by interkin3tic · · Score: 5, Funny

      There are plenty of people who are into light to severe masochism out there, easily in the thousands.

      It's a gateway really. You watch Uwe Boll movies, and maybe Street Fighter, and tell yourself "It's so bad, its funny!" Eventually though, the crappulence gets boring, you move to harder stuff, like the Mortal Kombat movie (not the new proof of concept one). Before you know it, you're living in a gutter, offering sexual favors for a copy of the Star Wars Holiday special.

      I applaud Herr Boll for trying to clean up the streets and atone for his past actions.

    4. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by aevan · · Score: 4, Funny

      I misread it as Uwe Boll being sued BY thousands of movie pirates, demanding time and bandwidth back. Shouldn't be hard to prove watching the movie was damaging.

    5. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by DeadDecoy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Haven't they been punished enough for watching an Uwe Boll film?

    6. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by Surt · · Score: 4, Funny

      Which Mortal Kombat movie? The first one was awesome. They had a pretty skilled fight choreographer who clearly had some actual MA experience.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mortal_Kombat_(film)

      Even claims it is among the best VG->Movie films ever.

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    7. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by selven · · Score: 4, Funny

      They're not just watching, they're distributing it too. Sorry, but putting those bits online is capital treason against the internet.

    8. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Funny

      Even claims it is among the best VG->Movie films ever.

      Being amongst the best VG->Movie films isn't saying that much.

    9. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      BloodRayne was absolute garbage. The only film I've seen that was worse was BloodRayne 2.

      I'll give Uwe Boll a point for accuracy. The movies were just as shitty as the games.

    10. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by sortius_nod · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Case in point:

      Old HK Jackie Chan movies vs new Hollywood Jackie Chan movies.

      New ones are so craptacular I can't even tollerate them through his amazing martial arts, give me Police Story, Project A or Armour Of The Gods and I'll actually enjoy it.

    11. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by JackieBrown · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I know this is blasphemy, but I really enjoyed House of the Dead. I got exactly what I wanted from that movie (killing zombies and not the emo-zobmies or Aesop zombies that George Romero's latest movies have been subjecting us to - diary of the dead and island of the dead come to mind.)

    12. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by mcvos · · Score: 2, Funny

      It also had Christopher Lambert.

      The guy is seriously underrated

      Underrated? There can be only one!

    13. Re:Sorry, I don't buy it. by kimvette · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm more than a little embarrassed to admit that I quite enjoyed Rampage. Boll's bad cinematography actually makes the movie work in a way I didn't expect.

      Really?
      Can you post a link to a torrent? ;)

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  2. Sue Me! by Bruha · · Score: 2, Informative

    You'd have to sue me to download this guys stuff.

    Now we have "You pirated my movie!" trolls.

    Can we get back to dealing with real criminals?

  3. This Slashdot Article Is Libel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    None of these people are proven to be pirates. Uwe Boll claims they are. But that doesn't mean you get to report that they are. The headline should be "Uwe Boll, Other Flimmakers Sue Thousands of People".

    Slashdot could be sued for this headline.

    1. Re:This Slashdot Article Is Libel by Landshark17 · · Score: 4, Funny

      "None of these people are proven to be pirates. Uwe Boll claims they are."

      Uwe Boll also claims to be a film-maker, so I think it's clear we should take anything he says with a grain of salt.

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  4. Old news by Pojut · · Score: 5, Informative

    These ludicrous lawsuits are already in jeopardy, as the judge has ruled they have to prove a valid legal reason to roll up all these John/Jane Does in one lawsuit. Rightfully so. I have no problem with them suing these people, but trying to roll them up into single lawsuits so that their filing costs and complexity remain low is abuse of the justice system.

    1. Re:Old news by Dachannien · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wouldn't want to see Stephen Wolfram without his robes, either.

    2. Re:Old news by dylan_- · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wouldn't want to see Stephen Wolfram without his robes, either.

      And what about his wizard hat?

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  5. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sure fire 100% guaranteed way

    ...to not get sued for pirating movies.

    Don't pirate movies.

    Actually, you are wrong, I can sue you for just about anything I want, but that doesn't mean the courts are going to rule in my favour, or even have the lawsuit at all, they could just through it away, like they are doing now.

    But all in all, there is no way sure fire way to not get sued.

    I'll ignore the whole bit about pirating movies and why some people do it, that's a broken record that can be found on about 10% of slashdot articles.

  6. err, no. dream on. by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The more people get sued, the more ridiculous it will seem to the outside observer, and the more support there will be for copyright reform.

    Sorry, but your expectation rest on the assumption that politicians gives a flying f_ck, and that somehow common sense would prevail in a system where every politician is bought and paid for by special interest groups.

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  7. Let's solve the real problem by BCW2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hereby declare that on July 1st through July 4th we will celebrate the Independence of these United States by having a four day hunting season on trial lawyers. No bag limit! We do need certain rules to ensure fair chase:
    1. No hunting within 200 feet of an Ambulance.
    2. No standing on a corner yelling "Free Scotch".

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    1. Re:Let's solve the real problem by BCW2 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hunting Rules

      1. Any person with a valid State hunting license may harvest attorneys.

      2. Taking of attorneys with traps or dead falls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited.

      3. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash.

      4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a snow machine, helicopter, or aircraft.

      5. It shall be unlawful to shout “whiplash”, “ambulance”, or “free Perrier” for the purpose of trapping attorneys.

      6. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW dealerships.

      7. It shall be unlawful to use cocaine, young boys, $100 bills, prostitutes, or vehicle accidents to attract attorneys.

      8. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health spas, gay bars, ambulances, or hospitals.

      9. If an attorney is elected to government office, it shall be a felony to hunt, trap, or possess it.

      10. Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a state health department inspection for AIDS, rabies, and vermin.

      11. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a reporter, drug dealer, pimp, female legal clerk, sheep, accident victim, bookie, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys.

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  8. Not the case by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There's multiple problems:

    1) The software they use to determine who is downloading a movie may not give accurate results. This was particularly true with Kazza Lite. You could ask it for a list of IPs of people on a share and it would return incorrect results. So, maybe your IP got reported incorrectly.

    2) Your ISP could give them incorrect information. Perhaps their logs of who had the IP at a given time were incorrect. Let's not pretend like software never fucks up. Perhaps they got tampered with (it is just text files after all). Maybe one of their admins was doing the downloading and falsified the logs to cover his tracks.

    3) Your net connection could have been used without your knowledge. Unless you are really serious about wireless security, someone could have used it. Many people run open APs or WEP and that can easily be bypassed. So it is perfectly possible for someone to have used your connection to download.

    That is one of the many problems with lawsuits like these. You really can't be sure that the people being sued are the people who did the downloading. So not doing it is NOT good enough to prevent you from getting sued. You could still find yourself hit with a lawsuit. You claim "But I didn't do it!" and they say "Ya right, pay us the extortion money or we take you to court."

    1. Re:Not the case by Zaphod+The+42nd · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Exactly. Not to mention all the possible exploits there are out there. I can tell you with 100% confidence right now that anybody running Skype can be used as a proxy without their knowledge in any way, and its completely untraceable. Computer security for anything other than major business is a joke, and people need to realize that.

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    2. Re:Not the case by BitterOak · · Score: 4, Informative

      While all those points may be valid, don't forget that we're talking about civil law here, not criminal. The standard is preponderance of the evidence, not proof beyond a reasonable doubt.

      So when an IP shows up as having downloaded a file, and the ISP provides the logs which map the IP address to a person, the question before the jury isn't "Does that prove conclusively that that person downloaded a file?" but rather "Given the evidence, is it more likely than not that they did?". The plaintiffs really only have to prove there's a 51% chance you downloaded the file. It's not a very high burden.

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    3. Re:Not the case by Gavrielkay · · Score: 5, Informative

      Last year I received 3 separate emails from my ISP claiming copyright violations. Two were for downloading movies and one for a game title. My household consists of my husband and I - we have no children or room-mates to be messing around with our computers. After each email I called the ISP to tell them that we hadn't downloaded the content and were basically told that their software said we did and they didn't believe us. After much yelling and 2 more emails, we finally figured out that the problem was a cable modem that we had used briefly before switching back to an older model. The new one had gone back to the store where we bought it and evidently was purchased by someone else for use at the same ISP. Given cable company monopolies, this shouldn't be too surprising. Long story short, they still had the MAC address of that returned modem linked to my account. It was only after they blocked access for that MAC address and got a phone call from the other subscriber that they truly believed us. If anyone had gotten sued over this mess, it would have been my husband and I, despite our complete innocence. We would have been essentially blackmailed into settling rather than risk a court believing us as much as the techs at the ISP did.

    4. Re:Not the case by slarrg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Then that means we could have a huge class-action lawsuit against any ISP for virus infections or any company that had their computers botneted.

      I've never understood why companies who have a professional IT staff are held blameless when their systems are infiltrated but the average Joe with no real computer expertise is expected to be responsible for the exploits of his systems. Why do we expect a cable subscriber to be able to lock down their network when AT&T cannot?

  9. Re:LOL? Wut? by Pojut · · Score: 4, Informative

    From the article I linked to:

    "A brief entry in the official court docket lays out the order. "MINUTE ORDER requiring Plaintiff to show cause in writing no later than June 21, 2010 why Doe Defendants 2 through 2000 should not be dismissed for misjoinder under Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 20," wrote the judge in The Steam Experiment case. The same order was repeated in a separate case targeting 4,577 users alleged to have shared the film Far Cry."

    Let's take a look at Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 20:

    "Persons may join in one action as plaintiffs if:

    (A) they assert any right to relief jointly, severally, or in the alternative with respect to or arising out of the same transaction, occurrence, or series of transactions or occurrences; and

    (B) any question of law or fact common to all plaintiffs will arise in the action. "

    Unless all of these people were a part of some vast conspiracy to download the same movie from the same source en mass, they can't be joined together in a single lawsuit. Explain how my post is wrong, based on the entry in the court docket and Procedure 20.

  10. Re:Take that pirates! by Hatta · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Let's play "who's a bigger threat to society"

    On the one hand, we have internet pirates. They click buttons in the privacy of their own homes, and watch movies for free.

    On the other hand, we have you, who seems to think getting raped in the ass is a just consequence for copying bits.

    So, America. Who would you feel safer living next to?

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  11. Re:in some cases throwing out the lawsuits by Pojut · · Score: 2, Informative

    You already responded to a post where I put up a link, but just in case others miss it and are curious, Ars had the story a few days ago.

  12. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by Spewns · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...to not get sued for pirating movies.

    Don't pirate movies.

    Also a sure fire 100% guaranteed way to get modded into oblivion I'm sure, but whatever. I just have to ask though: Who the fuck is pirating a Uwe Boll movie? You deserve to get sued morons.

    Actually, you're going to (or should) get modded down because this is flamebait. "If you don't want to get sued for doing X, don't do X" is an extremely shallow, closed-minded and unintelligent oversimplification that assumes people should be able to be sued for doing X in the first place.

  13. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Actually, given the number of people who have been sued, the well-known cases of them suing innocents, and the number of people likely to be downloading movies...

    I'd say you are just about as likely to be sued if you pirate as if you don't. The average chance of being sued is near-zero, really, and the chances of them making an error are high enough that the difference between the two likelihoods is statistical noise.

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  14. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by Red+Flayer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    On the other hand, it's a valid point.

    The law is pretty clear on whether copyright violation is legal or not.

    Using the "I'm not likely to be one of the people they choose to pursue action against" strategy seems, as time goes on, to be a less-than-optimal one.

    But since we're commenting on flamebait mods... the whole article is flamebait for slashdot. The only reason this is newsworthy is because it includes Uwe Boll, make of some of the most nerd-despised movies on the planet. It's no longer news when a media rights holder pursues action against infringers -- the only reason this article made the main page is so we can flame (1) entities that pursue enforcement of their IP rights and (2) that director of tripe, Uwe Boll.

    Seriously, it's hard to complain about flamebait posts when that's the very nature of the article.

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  15. On the other hand... by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Are they seriously trying to convince me that someone would want to pirate Uwe Boll's movies?

    I sure as Hell wouldn't *PAY* for a copy...

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    1. Re:On the other hand... by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'll pirate one for $100! (No, Mr. Boll, you give $100, then I'll pirate it!)

    2. Re:On the other hand... by Progman3K · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Especially when they are on SyFy channel every night.

      That's a good point:
      If you download a movie that has played on a television channel you have a subscription to then doesn't it become an instance of time-shifting, like a VCR or Tivo? It just saves you the bother of having to program your recorder.

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  16. He's got the whole process wrong by interval1066 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Shouldn't Boll be PAYING people to download his films? What Ed Wood have done?

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  17. Wrong. by DragonWriter · · Score: 4, Informative

    [Sure fire 100% guaranteed way...]to not get sued for pirating movies.

    Don't pirate movies.

    Wrong.

    Not doing something doesn't stop you from getting accused of doing it, and a lawsuit is, after all, just a very formal accusation.

    Specifically relevant to copyright and P2P, I suggest you familiarize yourself with the history of Media Sentry and Media Defender.

  18. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by DragonWriter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well yeah, but if it's illegal and you do it, you can be sued.

    Wrong.

    If it is illegal, you can be sued for doing it, whether or not you actually have done it.

    A major purpose of the trial -- which comes after you have been sued -- is to determine whether or not you did what you were sued for doing. If there was away to assure you were guilty before you were sued, we wouldn't need trials.

  19. Re:LOL? Wut? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Unless all of these people were a part of some vast conspiracy to download the same movie from the same source en mass, they can't be joined together in a single lawsuit. Explain how my post is wrong, based on the entry in the court docket and Procedure 20.

    What does people joining together as plaintiffs (Procedure 20) have to do with joining defendants together in court motions?

    Your supporting quote is not relevant, whether or not your point is correct.

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  20. Alone in the Dark by Type44Q · · Score: 5, Funny

    From Uwe Boll's wikipedia entry (this is priceless): "Another reviewer wrote that Alone in the Dark was "so poorly built, so horribly acted and so sloppily stitched together that it's not even at the straight-to-DVD level."[16] For example, in one scene a character who was "killed" can visibly be seen getting up as the actor prematurely made the move to get off the set."

  21. Re:LOL? Wut? by Pojut · · Score: 4, Informative

    GAH!

    Thanks for pointing that out. here is the relevant portion, from the same link:

    Persons -- as well as a vessel, cargo, or other property subject to admiralty process in rem -- may be joined in one action as defendants if:

    (A) any right to relief is asserted against them jointly, severally, or in the alternative with respect to or arising out of the same transaction, occurrence, or series of transactions or occurrences; and

    (B) any question of law or fact common to all defendants will arise in the action.

  22. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by Andorin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But since we're commenting on flamebait mods... the whole article is flamebait for slashdot. The only reason this is newsworthy is because it includes Uwe Boll, make of some of the most nerd-despised movies on the planet. It's no longer news when a media rights holder pursues action against infringers -- the only reason this article made the main page is so we can flame (1) entities that pursue enforcement of their IP rights and (2) that director of tripe, Uwe Boll.

    I disagree. I had never heard of Uwe Boll until he started his lawsuit campaign. The reason this issue gets under my skin is the egregious abuse of copyright and the court system, not because of the person doing it.

    Saying that "it's no longer news when a media rights holder pursues action against infringers" is dangerous- do you want such actions to become the accepted norm?

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  23. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by Bysshe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    100% sure fire way of not getting sued for pirating movies...

    move to Canada. Or most European countries. or other places where corporations don't control the government nearly as much.

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  24. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by Red+Flayer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Saying that "it's no longer news when a media rights holder pursues action against infringers" is dangerous- do you want such actions to become the accepted norm?

    It doesn't bother me one way or the other. I don't knowingly violate copyright. If copyright law gets changed, then my actions may change. Until then, I buy the media I choose to consume, and if I don't think the price is right -- I do without.

    The key reason the pursuit of action against violators is not newsworthy is that we know it happens frequently. This is nothing new. What would be more newsworthy are articles about how enforcement is changing, or articles about how the law itself is changing. Yet another copyright holder suing due to infringement just isn't news anymore.

    One other note:

    I disagree. I had never heard of Uwe Boll until he started his lawsuit campaign.

    You must be new here :) . Luckily for us, since Germany (and other countries) closed the tax loophole investors in his films were taking advantage of, he hasn't been getting a lot of work. The tax loophole is what made his bombs profitable despite their dismal ratings.

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  25. a broken record? by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Funny

    got a torrent?

  26. Re:Take that pirates! by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Funny

    On the one hand, we have people who copy data without paying the creator. They have a small impact on the creators' financial incentive to create, and potentially reduce the cultural output.

    On the other hand, we have Uwe Boll, who produces films that are so mind shatteringly bad that people need weeks of expensive therapy after watching them, taking money away from competent film makers and causing an entire generation to lose respect for the cinematic medium.

    Finally, we have people who pirate Uwe Boll movies, intentionally spreading them to a large unsuspecting population.

    People in category one are selfish. The person in category two is unfortunate. The people in category three are dangerous sociopaths.

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  27. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by kiwimate · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It doesn't bother me one way or the other. I don't knowingly violate copyright. If copyright law gets changed, then my actions may change. Until then, I buy the media I choose to consume, and if I don't think the price is right -- I do without.

    Wow, someone with a grown-up attitude on this topic, posting on /. Thank you.

  28. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sure fire 100% guaranteed way to not get sued for pirating movies.

    Don't pirate movies.

    Hhhm, tell that to the printer at UW that got literally hundreds of DMCA notices.

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  29. Sometimes I just want to watch a bad movie. by KingSkippus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There are plenty of people who are into light to severe masochism out there, easily in the thousands.

    I don't think it's masochism. Sometimes I just want to watch a laughably bad movie. I don't know why, I just do. When I was a kid, I used to love those Saturday afternoon kung fu movies on our local independent station. I didn't just go to see Battlefield Earth, I actually paid good money to see it in a theater. Not even as a matinee. To this day, I'll often watch whatever crapbomb is on Syfy on Saturday or Sunday afternoon. If you think Uwe Boll is bad, try watching Atomic Twister sometime.

    I dunno, it's just fun to sit there and watch a movie thinking, "Whoa, that's three miles past bad." It's also fun to talk about them with my friends. "Oh yeah? You thought that was bad? Let me tell you what I saw last Saturday!"

    By the way, I don't know why you lumped Mortal Kombat with those types of movies. Did it win an Oscar? Hell no, but it was still actually kind of neat and exciting to watch. It actually had some redeeming qualities to it. The fight scene with Subzero was awesome. I thought Linden Ashby's (Johnny Cage) fight with Goro was cool, too. The start of it was hilarious. Anyway, there's a difference between mindless fun action and just plain bad. It was Mortal Kombat. What exactly were you expecting?

    1. Re:Sometimes I just want to watch a bad movie. by rtb61 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That is what it really is all about. Making money out of the first few weeks of really bad movies. Churn out a crap movie and then spend more on advertising the movie than you spent making the movie, select the few isolated best scenes for the preview (even by accident these can occur), pay off the reviewers and generate a profit. No different to the model for the majority of the music industry.

      Streaming kills this revenue stream, everyone learns exactly how bad the movie is and are no longer sucked in by deceitful advertising and disingenuous reviews, so they don't spend their money on a ticket finding out the truly annoying way how much the quality of movies differed from the lies put forward by the advertising.

      So they sueing everyone the streamed the first 10 to 15 minutes and decided not to waste their time and money on a cinema ticket is the only way for them to generate a profit and continue in their degenerate couch castings ways (believe it or not BJ in limos and abusing teenagers with delusions of future movie stardom and major motivators in their business choice, more than the profit).

      So sick liars, doing sick things so that they can continue in their sick ways, now that's just plain sick. All brought to you by lawyers who created and exploit a corrupted legal system, that can specifically victimise the poor.

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    2. Re:Sometimes I just want to watch a bad movie. by Mashiki · · Score: 2, Funny

      What exactly were you expecting?

      Shakespeare being recited in Latin, while the other persons head was being beaten in? Blood splatters everywhere...with a touch of humanism.

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    3. Re:Sometimes I just want to watch a bad movie. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I agree. Me and my friends used to watch "so bad that it's good" movies a lot. Especially fun in before-parties. Good movies include

    4. Re:Sometimes I just want to watch a bad movie. by discord5 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you think Uwe Boll is bad, try watching Atomic Twister sometime.

      I dare you to find worse than Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. It has a kung-fu second coming of Jesus, a priest with a punk hairdo riding a vespa, and a newspaper headline reading "Critical shortage of lesbians". Other than that the movie has no redeemable qualities whatsoever, and the fact that video and audio aren't synchronized very well gets on your nerves pretty fast doesn't help either.

      Having said that, if you like bad horror movies a good laugh is Bad Taste by Peter Jackson, but you probably already have seen it. And Braindead by the same Peter Jackson is still a b-movie classic, worth more than a few laughs.

      A movie like Primer is a good example of the fact that not all low budget movies have to be bad. It's actually a pretty good movie, especially if you're a bit of a geek.

  30. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by JWSmythe · · Score: 5, Informative

        That was a pretty good summary of the civil court system. :) But you left out the part that you (the plaintiff) may still will in court on an unjustified lawsuit. A lot of it has to do with how good the lawyers are for both sides. If there is a jury involved, it's all showmanship. Whoever puts on the best show wins.

        Plaintiff with a big budget versus defendant who can barely afford to keep his Internet connection, I'd wager on the plaintiff.

        The only sure way not to get sued is to not be on record anywhere, and never have contact of any sort with anyone. If no one knows who you are, and no one finds out about you, then you're almost safe. That is becoming harder and harder to do though.

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  31. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by tsm_sf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "I've got mine, screw you Jack" is a grown-up attitude?

    We need a culling program for sociopaths, and we need it now.

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    Literalism isn't a form of humor, it's you being irritating.
  32. Re:Watch the movie...WATCH IT! by Andorin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Because they'd rather get involved in endless pedantic debates over the meaning of the word "theft" instead of just manning up and admitting they're choosing to do something illegal and immoral. (Sigh...and usually that will provoke a screamfest - "what's immoral is locking up work which wants to be free...", yabber, yabber, cliche, cliche - instead of an adult response. Can someone please tell me why two wrongs make a right in this case, apparently?)

    Illegal? Few people contest that copyright infringement is against the law. But immoral? Morality is subjective. Piracy isn't automatically immoral simply because you say it is, basing your assertion on your beliefs about copyright law. Simply because noncommercial copyright infringement is illegal does not automatically make it wrong, and if you believe otherwise, there is no way to have a rational argument with you.

    Before people choose sides in the War on Piracy, they ought to be required to have a basic understanding of copyright law. This lets them have at least a slight grasp on the issue instead of just mindlessly yammering about something they don't understand. And I would personally add that those evil pirates are much harder to demonize when you understand what a clusterfuck modern copyright law is and how it is abused by large corporations.

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    That Anonymous Coward guy is pretty annoying. Can we have the government censor him or something?
  33. No worries here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have abandoned movies and TV as a source of entertainment anyway. I have better things to do with 2 hours of my life. Besides, I sit in front of monitors all day, why would I want to sit in front of stupid programming with mandatory ads on another monitor anyway?

    I built a race car instead. Now I have no end of things to do with my time and money. Plus the fun of DIY engineering, and the reward of getting to race against others.

    So why again did I want to sit in front of a TV, or watch their ridiculous crap?

  34. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "I've got mine, screw you Jack" is a grown-up attitude?

    You think that's my attitude? You're far from accurate.

    Since you seem to be a little dense, let me explain my position in full:

    In a market-based system, actors in the system make choices that depend on information.

    If I were to pirate an album, or a movie, the information I'm giving to the rights holder of that IP is that I want their product, but I'm not going to pay for it because I can get it for free. Their options are then to compete on price (by giving it away for free or nearly free, a losing proposition for them) or to lean on government to enforce and/or change the law re: copyright infringement.

    Pirating goods actually makes copyright law *worse*. It is the justification media companies use to get legislatures to pass laws that make punishments for copyright violation harsher. It is a justification media companies use to overprice their goods for people who purchase the goods legally. It is the justification used to lean on governments to sign ridiculous over-the-top IP treaties.

    My attitude has nothing to do with "I've got mine, screw you Jack". I honestly cannot comprehend how you would read that attitude from my post.

    I think our copyright laws are ridiculous -- not in principle, in my case, but in terms of the punishments for violating them, and in the duration of the copyrights. I would like it very much if the laws changed to make them more reasonable. But I'm convinced that piracy on my part would contribute to making things worse for me, worse for you, worse for everyone.

    "I've got mine, screw you Jack" applies much more to the people who pirate goods, that justify the media companies in getting laws and treaties passed that firther restrict *my* ability to enjoy media. The selfish asses who pirate everything under the sun because it's free to them are the ones who have the selfish attitude you wrongly assign to me.

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    "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
  35. I am aware of that by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And that is why it is such a problem. Given that they can show up with some pretty shoddy evidence and your only way to defend yourself is to mount a defense more expensive than paying their extortion fee, you more or less have to pay the fee even if you are innocent.

    The idea that you can be sued, successfully, for six figures for supposedly downloading a movie on very weak evidence is a problem. More or less there is no reason for them to try and make sure the suits are legit since people are forced to settle or have their lives ruined.

    If this was something like a civil traffic ticket, where you are being charged a hundred bucks and you can defend yourself without drastically increasing the amount, I'd be ok with it. You don't need a massive amount of evidence in that case. However here people are being sued for many orders of magnitude over the actual value of the product on weak evidence, and have to settle for thousands, even if they are innocent.

    You could literally shoplift the same movie, a crime which causes actual harm, and be given better representation and face far less sanctions if found guilty. A first offense shoplifting charge here for low values of merchandise will get you a fine of $250 plus the value of the merchandise and probation. That is for a crime where actual harm is caused (the store loses the value of the item you stole) not one with just theoretical harm (in a download, they theoretically lost a sale, but in many cases actually did not).

    Lower the fine to a level reasonable with the nature of the crime (victimless crimes like speeding or jaywalking) and allow people to defend themselves in a civil court like traffic court and I'm ok with it. Keep lawsuits in the 6 figure range, and I cannot support something on so flimsy an evidence.

  36. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by billcopc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The issue here is not about whether downloading movies should is illegal. The issue is that the plaintiffs cannot provide any tangible evidence that a movie was actually downloaded by the person they are accusing, because they have no control nor dominion over any of the computers and networks involved in the transaction.

    They get logs from an ISP which they do not own nor manage, produced by software written by a third party, yielding IP addresses allegedly caught transmitting "illegal bits".

    The whole enchilada is circumstantial evidence to the Nth degree because every step of the evidence collection is flagged with a "maybe". Maybe the ISP's logs were tampered (or redacted), maybe the software throws false positives (hint: it does), maybe you can't track an IP address to a specific person, maybe 20% of all computers are infected with malware that proxies these illegal bits via unsuspecting users, maybe those zeroes and ones actually make up a picture of my scrotum that just happens to look like Alone In The Dark 1 and 2.

    There is a very plain reason why the film companies settle with the defendants: they know full well that their court game is weak, and the threat of financial intimidation is far more chilling than a fair fight in front of a jury of "small people" who just might sympathize with the defendant. The MPAA knows this far too well, and are careful to steer clear of such risky assaults. After all, if they could prove your guilt without question, they wouldn't need a trial.

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  37. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by Andorin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I hear far too many cries and justifications for consuming without paying.

    I, on the other hand, hear far too many cries and justifications (from copyright holders) for being paid without repeatedly producing.

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    That Anonymous Coward guy is pretty annoying. Can we have the government censor him or something?
  38. Rampage definitely worth your attention by UBfusion · · Score: 2, Informative

    I am not embarrassed at all regarding Rampage. I was pleasantly surprised and I sincerely think that anybody interested in a study of the origins of violence should give it a try.

    Any citizen who has experienced violence first hand (and not just through the media) will find the scenario quite realistic and an objective profile of a non-ideology, non-politics driven unstable zero-the-hero who flips out and becomes obsessed with cleaning up the mess.

    The main character is played by an inexplicably good actor. Maybe he draws his performance by externalising the little Zorro or Superman hiding inside all of us. His parents are the real horror. If we were also offered a peek at his school life, the portrayal would have been complete.

    Finally, the cinematography is not that bad. I've seen much worse van Damme and Seagull films.

    1. Re:Rampage definitely worth your attention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I am not embarrassed at all regarding Rampage. I was pleasantly surprised and I sincerely think that anybody interested in a study of the origins of violence should give it a try.

      I'm downloading it as I type this

  39. Re:Sure fire 100% guaranteed way by laughingcoyote · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think our copyright laws are ridiculous -- not in principle, in my case, but in terms of the punishments for violating them, and in the duration of the copyrights. I would like it very much if the laws changed to make them more reasonable. But I'm convinced that piracy on my part would contribute to making things worse for me, worse for you, worse for everyone.

    In a lot of cases, the only real way to get a law changed is to ignore it on a very wide scale. Even then it takes a lot of time, but it does work-right now, the marijuana laws are being changed, not on the principle that it's more against the public interest to outlaw marijuana than to legalize and regulate it (though a strong case may be made that this is true), but because it's impossible to realistically do so.

    I think the same may be true for copyright. Only the "industries" who produce imaginary property (commonly known as IP) can buy Congresspeople to pretend that shit they make up is not only real but is "property" of some kind. Copyright etc. was never intended as a property right, at least not in the US-the Constitution states not only that it may be taken away after a specified time period, but that it must be. Contrast that with its treatment of real property, where it may never be taken away without just compensation. Its purpose was also clearly specified-"To promote the progress of Science and the Useful Arts." Not to pay anyone, not to protect or establish a property right, not to advance anyone's private interest. Only to advance a public interest-promotion of science and art. If science and art would be best served with no copyright or patent law, this clause would not only allow but mandate that these laws be repealed at once.

    I'm not sure that's true. I'd support a genuinely limited time (no longer than 10 years), commercial-use-only copyright, in the interest of said promotion of science and art. On the other hand, suing people for making a remix of a song or movie scene does not advance science or art, it diminishes it. Copyright terms so long that they exceed a normal lifespan do not promote science and art, but diminish it. Ridiculous scope of patentability, from software to genes, does not advance science and art, it diminishes it.

    And at this point, no one's around to throw as many bribes, erm, excuse me, "free speech contributions" at reducing the excesses of these laws as at making them worse. The only real chance at reform is to make them untenable and unenforceable, and the only way I can see to do that is to ignore them. By all means, be smart about it-use a VPN, use encryption, use smaller trackers. But the only way I'll voluntarily comply with copyright law is when it comes within reason. I already do that where individuals choose to exercise reasonable terms-I'm happy to pay for music at Magnatune or donate to open source projects. For anything else, you betcha I'll download it, and not feel a single twinge of guilt. If you're going to attempt ridiculous terms and artificial scarcity, I don't feel in the slightest bad about subverting you. Quite, in fact, the opposite.

    And to answer an argument so common it's nearly inevitable anymore, such a universe may mean that some business models go obsolete. But if that's the case, they already are obsolete, and we're just propping them up with laws pretending they're not. C'est la vie, so to speak-business models go obsolete all the time. We shouldn't force everyone to pretend the world works in a way it no longer does to prop up an outdated model, we should find new ones that work with the new technology and reality. If that means the end of certain video games, or Hollywood movies, or what have you, well, somehow, the human race survived without those for some time. And it's not like our desire for such things will go away-someone will find a workable way to do them, whether that's raising funds in advance, doing them collaboratively, or what have you, and those who are aficionados will likely pay or participate. If not, they die out, and so their time came like so many things before them.

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  40. The real news in TFA by mcvos · · Score: 4, Informative

    The real news (and injustice) in TFA is this:

    His production company, Boll KG, exploits a German tax loophole, so even when he films an English-language movie in Canada ... his financiers get a fat write-off from the German government.

    So German taxpayers are funding Uwe Boll's movies? Shouldn't we petition Germany to stop that crime against humanity?

    1. Re:The real news in TFA by Hurricane78 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Don’t worry. There is a reason Boll stopped making “movies”: They finally closed the loophole.

      He’s basically done now. Perhaps that’s why he’s now trying it this way.

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      Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
  41. Re:Watch the movie...WATCH IT! by Garwulf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You've hit on an important point, but at the same time, I am left wondering if you understand copyright law yourself. And if you think you do, where did you get that understanding from (that's a general question for everybody reading)? Did you read the Berne Convention, or have you had to work with it on a professional level? Or have you been reading RIAA news articles?

    And, for that matter, what branch of media are you dealing with? They're not all the same - the music industry is known for abusing creative artists and short circuiting the daylights out of the letter and spirit of copyright law. The book industry, on the other hand, is far better behaved.

    I'm a published and agented author, as well as the owner and operator of a publishing company. I've worked with big New York publishers, and I've worked with both new and experienced authors. In most of the discussions here, I see a lot of people making impassioned arguments about copyright that have little or no basis in reality. Sometimes they're actually talking about patent law (which, in the U.S., at least, is badly broken in a lot of ways), or trademark law. Sometimes they're attributing an abuse of the law - or even somebody breaking it - to the law itself. For that matter, copyright law is often made out to be far more powerful and totalitarian than it actually is.

    (Lawrence Lessig gets quoted a lot, and I really wish that his "Free Culture" book would just vanish. I've tried to read it at least three times, and every single time I've been stopped cold by massive leaps of logic that make little or no sense, and an apparent lack of understanding of the differences between derivative works and plagiarism. Copyright has complicated issues that are best understood for discussion, but I think his book is like trying to understand ancient culture by reading "Chariots of the Gods." And, as far as I can tell, he's the main source for most of the misunderstandings around the American CTEA, which had far more to do with what Europe was doing - and planning to do - than it did with Mickey Mouse.)

    Now, taking what isn't yours to take is wrong, no matter what form it takes. Free swag is nice, but it's a bonus, not a right, and certainly not an entitlement. If you're getting away with piracy, then you've got a bonus - but there's no way piracy of a movie, song, game, or book, puts you into the right. It's entertainment, not a cure for cancer. And piracy isn't a protest - writing letters, organizing sit-ins, THOSE are protests.

    So, you're right that for the most part pirates aren't evil (with some notable exceptions) - but they are freeloaders, and that's all they are...and it is important to understand that.

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    Robert B. Marks
    Author, Demonsbane in Diablo Archive