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Chatroulette Working On Genital Recognition Algorithm

Show them while you can, Internet exhibitionists. Chatroulette is working on image-recognition software that will filter out shots of male genitalia. The website's founder, Andrey Ternovskiy, hopes that blocking the offending members will help clean up Chatroulette's reputation. He's even enlisted the help of Napster founder Shawn Fanning. I wonder if someone has told Andrey how well it went for Napster?

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  1. but...but... by Pojut · · Score: 4, Funny

    What if I have a bisected penis, you insensitive clod?!?!? Or maybe just some really flashy jewelry...

    1. Re:but...but... by Jeng · · Score: 4, Funny

      But what if you look like Peter Griffin?

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    2. Re:but...but... by DamienRBlack · · Score: 4, Funny

      You know, when it said "Genital Recognition Algorithm" I though they meant something like facial recognition, where it would be able to identify someone for security purposes using their genitals. I guess that would get rid of the "anyone can get a picture of your face" problem.

  2. What? by SnugglesTheBear · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought the whole point of chatroulette was a gamble between seeing an actual person or just a dude jacking off.

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  3. Blatant Sexism by damn_registrars · · Score: 4, Funny

    Chatroulette is working on image-recognition software that will filter out shots of male genitalia.

    So women can show their hoo-ha, but I can't show my ting-ting? Where's the ACLU on this one?

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    1. Re:Blatant Sexism by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 5, Funny

      So women can show their hoo-ha, but I can't show my ting-ting? Where's the ACLU on this one?

      They moved on to the third grade.

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  4. Re:Priorities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    There's actually a pretty decent amount of it, albeit a small fraction of the amount of male genitalia. Strangely enough though, it has not drawn a proportionate number of complaints.

  5. Re:If they really want to be popular by bertoelcon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well if they take out the penises all that will be left is tits, pussy, ass, faces, signs, and fake webcam drivers.

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  6. Re:How about a face recognision algorithm instead? by Issarlk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Awesome! That would lead to an hilarious wave of penises wearing Groucho glasses.

  7. This sounds like the worst job ever... by hajihill · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm going out on a bit of a limb here, so bear with me if you wood...

    But seriously, figuring out an algorithm to ID wangs; sounds like those developers are going to be eyebrow deep in junk for a while. That's a job, much like plumbing, that I can appreciate for the value of the product, but can't fathom the drive to devote oneself to.

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  8. What by jsegal205 · · Score: 5, Funny

    about all those times I am sitting on ChatRoulette eating hotdogs?

  9. Members' members... by stakovahflow · · Score: 3, Funny

    It looks like the line that reads:
    "...hopes that blocking the offending members will help clean up Chatroulette's reputation."
    should read:
    "...hopes that blocking the offending members' members will help clean up Chatroulette's reputation."

    Just my $0.02...

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  10. I never thought I'd say "thanks for the... by arc86 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...cockblock"

  11. False Positives? by mojo17 · · Score: 3, Funny

    It'll be interesting when they start getting false positives: "Sorry dude, but you actually DO look like a dick."

  12. What? by guspasho · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I wonder if someone has told Andrey how well it went for Napster?"

    I didn't realize that Napster's failure was due to its single-minded focus on creating a genital recognition system.

  13. Do you want to play a game? by TiggertheMad · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought the whole point of chatroulette was a gamble between seeing an actual person or just a dude jacking off.

    Like global thermonuclear war, "The only way to win is not to play".

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    1. Re:Do you want to play a game? by Minwee · · Score: 4, Funny

      "The only way to win is not to play"

      ...with yourself.

  14. Re:So... the only problem is the penis? by albedoa · · Score: 3, Funny

    That analogy would validate if, when faced with seat belts and airbags, the cause of car crashes evolved.

  15. Re:Seriously by rwa2 · · Score: 3, Funny

    A friend of mine's description of Chatroulette:

    "How many clicks to dick?"

  16. Re:Suddenly... by Altus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Isn't that pretty much how it works now?

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  17. Re:"View picture"? by DurendalMac · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've only seen real, live boobies once on Chatroulette, and I'm not even sure they were human. Looked more like a friggin' whale. She got upset when I asked her to do the truffle shuffle.