Matador In Litigation For Being Scared
Christian Hernandez's refusal to take the bull by the horns has landed him in legal trouble. The 22-year-old bullfighter ran from the ring twice during a performance at Plaza Mexico. He was arrested for breach of contract a short time later. Hernandez released a statement saying, "There are some things you must be aware of about yourself, I didn’t have the ability, I didn't have the balls, this is not my thing."
Hernandez was arrested for breach of contract a short time later - a fine secured his release. Wait... you can be arrested and fined in Mexico for violating a contract? And we think the US is dominated by corporations! Shouldn't breach of contract be a civil matter, not a criminal one?
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
That's rough. Can't say I blame the matador. I'd take the fine and live to see another birthday
So you'll happily don a skin-tight magenta suit with copious gold trim (see image), but it's only when a bull comes charging at you you finally realize you don't have balls?