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USPTO Lets Amazon Patent the "Social Networking System"

Posted by samzenpus on from the all-your-farmville-are-belong-to-us dept.

theodp writes "After shelling out a reported $90 million to buy PlanetAll in 1998, Amazon shuttered the site in 2000, explaining that 'it seemed really superfluous to have it running beside Friends and Favorites.' But years later in a 2008 patent filing, Amazon described the acquired PlanetAll technology to the USPTO in very Facebook-like terms. And on Tuesday, the USPTO issued US Patent No. 7,739,139 to Amazon for its invention, the Social Networking System, which Amazon describes thusly: 'A networked computer system provides various services for assisting users in locating, and establishing contact relationships with, other users. For example, in one embodiment, users can identify other users based on their affiliations with particular schools or other organizations. The system also provides a mechanism for a user to selectively establish contact relationships or connections with other users, and to grant permissions for such other users to view personal information of the user. The system may also include features for enabling users to identify contacts of their respective contacts. In addition, the system may automatically notify users of personal information updates made by their respective contacts.' So, should Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg worry about Amazon opening a can of patent whup-ass?"

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  1. Like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anonymous Coward likes this

  2. Patent Trolling by TheGeniusIsOut · · Score: 4, Funny

    1) Buy company that "invents" un-patented technology everyone is using.
    2) Patent said technology yourself, because the USPTO can't be bothered to actually think about what they are doing.
    3) Wait for the other users of "your" technology to make a substantial amount of money.
    4) Profit!

    --
    Ignorance is Bliss -- And the Opposite is True -- Genius is Madness
  3. Re:Not only that- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    He's going to do a bag of chips? With all those friends you'd think he'd be able to find at least one girl to do.

  4. Love it! by portrman · · Score: 4, Funny

    I love this, I hope Amazon tries to sue every Social Networking like site out there! Then we can watch it crash and burn. Most likely, they'll just hold on to it and claim it's value. Possible go after small dogs to gain a few pennies. But I'd love to see them try to hit up Microsoft/Google/MySpace/Facebook and probably several dozen other sites.

  5. Re:The end does not equal the means by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    This application is a continuation of U.S. application Ser. No. 11/022,089, filed Dec. 22, 2004, now U.S. Pat. No. 7,386,464 which is a division of U.S. patent application Ser. No. 10/780,486, filed Feb. 17, 2004, now U.S. Pat. No. 7,194,419 which is a continuation of U.S. patent application Ser. No. 09/348,355, filed Jul. 7, 1999 (now U.S. Pat. No. 6,714,916), which is a continuation of U.S. application Ser. No. 08/962,997, filed Nov. 2, 1997 (now U.S. Pat. No. 6,269,369).

    Sing with me! o/~ We all live in a patent submarine, a patent submarine...

  6. Re:Prior art? by yuhong · · Score: 2, Funny

    The original patent filing date looks like 1997 though, so is that prior art

    No, I don't think so.

  7. Re:It's all BS. by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's all very good, Mr. Patent-Law-Reader, but why should we expect a reviewer at the USPTO to be aware of that rule? They don't have time to read legalese: they have patents to grant. Including mine, for a method of storing and nesting hypertext comments in a networked news system. Now get off their backs!

  8. Re:It's all BS. by blair1q · · Score: 4, Funny

    Kindly cease and desist using a method of concatenating letters to form words. It is patent-pending.