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Ozzy Osbourne To Be Genetically Decoded

Posted by samzenpus on from the genes-of-darkness dept.

Dashiva Dan writes "DNA research lab Knome has announced that it is going to sequence Ozzy's entire genome. Ozzy, the former lead singer of Black Sabbath, reality television star, and spokesman for World of Warcraft among many other things, has been selected so they can discover, among other things, how drugs are absorbed in the body. The amount of abuse Ozzy has put himself through and survived is a large part of why he was chosen."

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  1. Ozzy !! Living Proff Darwin was WRONG !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    The world is full of idiots that have no place in the Darwinian World. Proof that God exists, and that the only one decended from a monkey was Darwin.

  2. Re:The secret to his DNA revealed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    So why don't they find someone who has made real contributions to society, yet done drugs to a degree that would normally do great harm? Why do a putz like Osborne. Lame! For instance, why not pick an addicted scientist who has created great wonders. At least one or two of them might exist. What a stupid, stupid society we live in, when double-digit IQ types like Osborne are even tolerated.

  3. Re:Survived? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    > They don't even end up with a hangover, far less any more serious consequences.

    Condoms. At the A & E where I work we never rape without them.