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HP and Yahoo To Spam Your Printer

Posted by samzenpus on from the this-expense-report-brought-to-you-by... dept.

An anonymous reader writes "As many suspected when HP announced its web-connected printer, it didn't take long for the company to announce it will send 'targeted' advertisements to your new printer. So you'll get spammed, and you'll pay for the ink to print it. On the bright side, the FCC forbids unsolicited fax ads, so this will probably get HP on a collision course with the Feds."

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  1. The first planned spam... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...is a coupon for ink.

    1. Re:The first planned spam... by rhook · · Score: 4, Funny

      Is that the one with the paperless restroom stalls? Guess that's what the iPad is good for.

    2. Re:The first planned spam... by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 4, Funny

      You insensitive clod! I use my printer to get hard copy of pr0n before I fap. It cuts down on the amount of screen wipes I go through in a month.

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    3. Re:The first planned spam... by bertoelcon · · Score: 5, Funny

      I've still got dickloads of toner

      That doesn't sound like very much.

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    4. Re:The first planned spam... by Angst+Badger · · Score: 4, Funny

      The first planned spam is a coupon for ink.

      And not just any coupon for ink. It'll be an 8x10 solid black rectangle -- overprinted with cyan, magenta, and yellow, of course -- with a tiny paragraph in white letters praising the deep, rich blacks the printer is capable of producing. To get to the actual coupon, which will be on the second page, you'll have to buy fresh ink cartridges so the document can finish printing. Naturally, the coupon will also be small and composed of white text on another 8x10 overprinted black rectangle, along with a second promotional message extolling the printer's ability to reliably churn out image after image.

      If anyone from the HP marketing department is reading this, I'm available for any openings you might have. Just give me the address of your web-accessible printer, and I'll send you my resume. In eight inch high Helvetica UltraBlack, one letter per page. As a token of my sincerity. You'd better include a fax number, too, just in case you run out of ink.

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    5. Re:The first planned spam... by FailedTheTuringTest · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, but you can usually extend it if you shake the cartridge.

    6. Re:The first planned spam... by AmonTheMetalhead · · Score: 5, Funny

      there is not a single thing that REQUIRES paper in todays age.

      But i don't know how the use the shells! How am i going to take a crap now?

  2. Re:Dont Know by 98+Rezz · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, faxes come through a series of wires. These ads come through a series of tubes. Completely different!

  3. Tray 3? by Xacid · · Score: 4, Funny

    You think if they started advertising for penis enlargement that they'd start going for my 11x17 tray just to prove a point/overcompensate?

  4. There are some things you need paper for... by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 4, Funny

    there is not a single thing that REQUIRES paper in todays age.

    A paper aeroplane? Try that with your laptop you'll have to get a new one.

  5. Re:Spammers will LOVE this by Stooshie · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't worry, I think he meant printer ink!

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