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HP and Yahoo To Spam Your Printer

An anonymous reader writes "As many suspected when HP announced its web-connected printer, it didn't take long for the company to announce it will send 'targeted' advertisements to your new printer. So you'll get spammed, and you'll pay for the ink to print it. On the bright side, the FCC forbids unsolicited fax ads, so this will probably get HP on a collision course with the Feds."

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  1. The first planned spam... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...is a coupon for ink.

    1. Re:The first planned spam... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      One of the main reasons I no longer use HP printers is their irritating tendency to spit out a test page every time you turn them on or look at them sideways. That can get through a lot of ink...

    2. Re:The first planned spam... by sortius_nod · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yeh, I wouldn't touch an HP printer if you paid me (apart from an old LaserJet 4).

      I went with a Samsung Laser and haven't looked back. 2 years on and I've still got dickloads of toner and it doesn't continually print test pages like the new HPs.

    3. Re:The first planned spam... by rhook · · Score: 4, Funny

      Is that the one with the paperless restroom stalls? Guess that's what the iPad is good for.

    4. Re:The first planned spam... by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 4, Funny

      You insensitive clod! I use my printer to get hard copy of pr0n before I fap. It cuts down on the amount of screen wipes I go through in a month.

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    5. Re:The first planned spam... by bertoelcon · · Score: 5, Funny

      I've still got dickloads of toner

      That doesn't sound like very much.

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    6. Re:The first planned spam... by SQL+Error · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I bought an HP Color LaserJet 1600 a couple of years ago. It's built like a tank, works flawlessly, has yet to exhaust its initial toner cartridges, and cost me $133. They still make good stuff, if you buy the right model.

    7. Re:The first planned spam... by Angst+Badger · · Score: 4, Funny

      The first planned spam is a coupon for ink.

      And not just any coupon for ink. It'll be an 8x10 solid black rectangle -- overprinted with cyan, magenta, and yellow, of course -- with a tiny paragraph in white letters praising the deep, rich blacks the printer is capable of producing. To get to the actual coupon, which will be on the second page, you'll have to buy fresh ink cartridges so the document can finish printing. Naturally, the coupon will also be small and composed of white text on another 8x10 overprinted black rectangle, along with a second promotional message extolling the printer's ability to reliably churn out image after image.

      If anyone from the HP marketing department is reading this, I'm available for any openings you might have. Just give me the address of your web-accessible printer, and I'll send you my resume. In eight inch high Helvetica UltraBlack, one letter per page. As a token of my sincerity. You'd better include a fax number, too, just in case you run out of ink.

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    8. Re:The first planned spam... by FailedTheTuringTest · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, but you can usually extend it if you shake the cartridge.

    9. Re:The first planned spam... by JWSmythe · · Score: 4, Insightful

          Well, unless you need to print invoices, packing slips, shipping labels, airline boarding passes, etc. Nah, that'd never happen.

          Hell, even my car insurance cards were sent to me electronically so I could print them myself. They don't send them to me, I *have* to print them, since they are required by law.

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    10. Re:The first planned spam... by AmonTheMetalhead · · Score: 5, Funny

      there is not a single thing that REQUIRES paper in todays age.

      But i don't know how the use the shells! How am i going to take a crap now?

    11. Re:The first planned spam... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Informative

      The last three contracts that I've signed have been emailed to me as PDFs. I've copied them to my iLiad, signed them on its wacom tablet screen, and emailed them back. They've been sufficiently legally binding for me to get paid...

      In common law countries the rules about what constitutes a legally binding contract are complex. There's nothing saying that a hand-written signature is legally binding and a digital one is not. Anything from a spoken word to a cryptographic signature can be legally binding. In court, one side has to demonstrate more evidence that the person agreeing to the contract intended to do so. If they can, in the face of any counter evidence from the other side, then the contract is legally binding.

      The only advantage that a hand-written signature has is that there is a large body of case law indicating that they are valid. This is relatively recent, however. A signature without an official wax seal was not regarded as legally binding for a very long time (and the seal itself without the signature was).

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    12. Re:The first planned spam... by gunnk · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Whooosh" is a good summary of the whole article... does anyone actual read the articles that get submitted?

      HP is NOT going to spam printers.

      HP is planning to partner with Yahoo so that you can subscribe to content that would automatically be printed out for you. In other words, the idea is that you can wake up, grab your morning paper off the printer, and sit down to read it with your cup of coffee. The ads IN THE PAPER would be targeted using geolocation from the IP address of your printer so that you would get locally appropriate ads. No ads for department stores that don't exist within a hundred miles of you. Those are the ads they're talking about. Not spam!

      On the other hand... the idea of printing off your morning paper may have made sense in the science fiction of the 1950's, but HP is crazy if they think people actually want to print out content that they are going to read once and recycle.

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    13. Re:The first planned spam... by zelbinion · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Wow. I'm amazing they finally brought this idea to market. HP has been kicking around this idea since the mid 90's. There used to be this big push inside the company called "grow usage." The idea was to find ways to get customers to print more so they would use more ink and hence have to buy more ink cartridges. Automatically printing the newspaper every morning was one idea to get people to print more. The revenue projections were used to justify massive investments in R&D and production line tooling. (I was working in R&D with cartridge development at the time.) At one point they projected people would be printing so much (including those morning newspapers, complete with ink-heavy full-color photos) that HP was going to have to order over 100 cartridge manufacturing lines and use the entire world's supply of silicon wafers to keep up with demand. When someone finally called bullshit on the numbers, they reduced the order to only 4 lines. I think they only built 2. Actual orders were only 4% of the new, lowered forecast. (This was the 2000 series ink jet printers, by the way -- the first ones HP made with the replaceable ink-tanks. The technology was supposed to go into home printers, but didn't make it for almost a decade, because the business ink jets were so unprofitable.)

      Anyway, the last time HP tried this, it was an unmitigated disaster -- the biggest setback in the inkjet business in HP history. If they are trying it again, it must mean VG and Nigro are getting desperate for ways to grow revenue. Hurd must be pushing them really hard. Growth in the inkjet business has been slowing into stagnation for several years now. At least it was like that when I left, which was a couple of years ago. I can't image things have improved. Has anyone here printed MORE in the last year than the year before? I haven't.

      15 years ago, printing out a customized newspaper *might* have made sense to a few people. These days? Who wants that? Most people don't even print out their digital photos anymore. The home printer market is in decline. There might be opportunities in the commercial printing market, but the amount of printing taking place at home is falling, and will continue to fall. HP isn't going to increase it by getting people to print ads with their daily printed newspaper.

  2. Spammers will LOVE this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm sure HP will do their best job to protect the access to these web-based printers. It will take an entire week for the spammers to get HP's database and start sending ads to your printers.

    Also: The article is unclear, but it doesn't sound like HP will just send random print jobs with ads to your printer. It sounds more like *if* you setup the feature to print your newspaper every morning, the ads in the paper will change to be targeted. That is why they can claim "What we discovered is that people were not bothered by it [an advertisement]..." If they truly are sending advertising jobs to the printer unsolicited, then I think that quote is going to turn out to be the dumbest thing said on planet earth for at least the last few years. People would just love to find their already exorbitantly priced ink wasted on an ad.

    Lastly: Who would want to print their newspaper in the morning? Physical newspapers are convenient because of their wide format. Electronic news is nice because it is targeted and doesn't waste paper. Printing out your newspaper in the morning seems like the worst of both. You don't get the nice wide format, and you still waste the paper. Ugh.

    1. Re:Spammers will LOVE this by bkpark · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Lastly: Who would want to print their newspaper in the morning? Physical newspapers are convenient because of their wide format.

      Er, really? I'd kill to have newspaper printed letter-size, two-(or three-)column. The size of most newspapers is unwieldy, and especially if i'm trying to read it while walking (a frequent occasion as I commute on foot and pick up a free local daily on the way), i have to fold it over so that it's letter-size; or the wind blows it all over the place.

      As for who would actually want to get newspaper on paper, well, presumably people who are not stuck to their computer all day and don't have a Kindle, iPad, etc. And some quaint people still like things printed on paper, like books; I don't understand them but they do exist.

    2. Re:Spammers will LOVE this by Stooshie · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't worry, I think he meant printer ink!

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  3. Post title here by SilverHatHacker · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The scheduled delivery sounds kind of cool...course, if I have to walk over to my printer to get it, why wouldn't I just turn on the computer sitting right next to it?
    But if you're going to put ads on my paper, you dang well better be paying me for it.

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  4. So let me get this straight .... by bizitch · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When I am printing my very important sales proposal - and HP/Yahoo inject spam into it - and this costs me my sale .... I can sue their balls off yes?

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    1. Re:So let me get this straight .... by krischik · · Score: 3, Funny

      and put the little paper wasting fucker through the wall.

      In my house you won't put a printer to any wall. Most are made of real bricks. And even the few light walls are made plywood tougher then a printer casing.

  5. Reason #9839 not to buy HP printers... by Manip · · Score: 3, Interesting

    But really this is Quid pro quo, HP give you access to "free" services - in this case the web elements and in return you have to put up with a few adverts. It is in no way different from how GMail or HotMail operate. Will it cost you ink and make HP money, yes, but will you get the ability to e-mail printed documents to your printer and to automate printing web-content, also - yes.

    If you want an honest printer than invest in a Kodak already -- or better yet a laser printer for B&W documents.

  6. Firewall it by sirsnork · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Assuming you can't disable the feature I'll be firewalling it's IP address completly

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    1. Re:Firewall it by natehoy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You can easily disable this feature. It's opt-in. Disable it by not opting in. See? Wasn't that easy?

      Seriously, is the article that complicated? you have to log into Yahoo's page, ask for content, and the content will be delivered as you ask for it, and Yahoo! will add an advert so they can justify setting up the system that automatically delivers the articles to you.

      Personally, I think the idea is asinine - I prefer my articles on-screen and I hate the idea of printing out everything I want to read on paper.

      But no one will be sneaking into your house and making your printer print anything you don't ask for.

      Yet.

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  7. Re:Dont Know by 98+Rezz · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, faxes come through a series of wires. These ads come through a series of tubes. Completely different!

  8. No HP For Me by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Me: "Hello, Kodak? Yes, I'd like to buy one of your printers as long as you don't spam me with ads."
    Kodak: "Sure, not a problem. We aren't like HP."
    Me: "Awesome, I'll take ten."

    Of course that wasn't a real conversation, but if I had the money for ten printers, you better believe I'm giving my money to Kodak (or Canon, Canon makes good printers).

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  9. donotwant! by oddTodd123 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I am dumbfounded by HP's decision-making here. "What we discovered is that people were not bothered by it [an advertisement]," Nigro said. "Part of it I think our belief is you're used to it. You're used to seeing things with ads."

    That sounds like a ringing endorsement for the printer. "Buy our printer! It will make you feel all warm and cozy because it has ads, like everything else in your life!" Ugh. It's appalling.

  10. You asked for it by wiredlogic · · Score: 5, Informative

    From the article it seems that the ads are part of on demand publications that you choose to have sent to you. So this is definitely an opt-in sort of thing. It is conceivable that printers with preview displays could be perverted to show ads as well but that doesn't seem to be in the works yet.

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  11. wasted effort :/ by Kathars1s · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They'd be wasting the effort sending that garbage to me. I'd refuse to buy into whatever it was just out of principle. Send me an ink allowance and i don't really care as long as it doesn't start printing ads on my school papers. Lol The cost of an ink cartridge is more expensive than half of the printers themselves. Firewall it. :/

  12. I'm sure they'll be "solicited" somehow by dmomo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    By purchase agreement of the free or subsidized printer? By perhaps getting a request to print on the lcd screen? Or maybe a popup on the computer that offers free coupons?

    Not to say it won't be sleazy. Not to say people won't be surprised by the ads.

    First let me say, I, like most of slashdot readers absolutely hate this crap. But to play Devil's advocate, suppose some consumers are not opposed to this kind of business relationship. Suppose they actually find value in it (ignoring the fact the you and I may consider it some kind of wrong). Should it be allowed to continue? I see insane ad practices happening time and time again. Sometimes they catch on and become normal. Other times they disappear (often quickly) as consumers revolt against them. Often, the ones that stick don't bother "normal" people. Whether it should or shouldn't is another topic, I guess. Where do you draw the line?

    My view is that our outcries against this stuff have their place. Hopefully it makes "normal" consumers more aware. Hopefully. Sometimes these practices stick. Sometimes they don't. Maybe the ones that do are a fair tradeoff. My concern is that the absurdity and intrusion escalates.

    There is a problem. Ads want to be targeted. We want to hate ads. Maybe it will always be that way. The best we can don is to keep people conscious so at least they're aware of what they could possibly be giving up when allowing them into their lives.

    This printer thing. I don't see how it will stick. But HP and Yahoo! are sure as Hell going to see. Let's just hope it doesn't set a precedent, or at least some kind of civil middle ground can be found.

    I absolutely hated Yahoo's new login screen. There was a Chevy Ad that took up the whole page. What I did like was the fact that there was a forum at the top of the screen to provide feedback on the ad. This is a new trend in my opinion. Let's hope our outcries continue to bring about changes like this.

  13. Ads aren't supplied with regular jobs. by Jason+Pollock · · Score: 5, Informative

    While the article is a little confusing, if you read it a couple of times, it becomes clear that the advertisements are only supplied with their "scheduled delivery" service. Basically, HP is signing up with content providers and Yahoo to provide content in your printer every morning.

    The subscriber selects the content (newspaper sections), HP is responsible for fetching + formatting + advertisement insertion. Yahoo provides the localised (through IP address lookup) advertisements.

    Basically, this is the Sci-Fi print-on-demand newspaper where the paper includes content from multiple sources.

    So, no, advertisements aren't inserted into the middle of your print job.

    I would say that the demand for the service is probably dwindling, but who knows. It will probably be a good little money maker for HP and Yahoo.

  14. Lexmark Lasers Rule by EmperorOfCanada · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My Lexmark printer driver is around 3 bytes long. I dumped HP when their driver crossed the 200MB level and installed a bunch of background processes.

    I didn't buy a computer to run HP software I bought it for many things a very small thing being to occasionally print. But HP seems to want to pretty well turn my desktop into an HP dedicated print server.

    I have only "Office Spaced" one electronic device in my life and it was my HP all-in-one. It was very satisfying to smash the crap out of it. All that thing was built for was to get me to buy ink. Every time I turned it on to scan the thing would go through this 2 minute cleaning cycle and use up some more ink. I would literally go through more than half an ink cartridge without printing a thing. A printer that uses ink when I am only scanning is just stupid. Then when it ran out of ink the whole menu system basically wouldn't let me get past the no-ink-complaining so that I could do hardly anything else with the printer. It wasn't an all-in-one is was a single purpose ink selling machine.

    So no surprise that HP is figuring out a way to screw their customers even harder. "Yes I bought your printer so that you could make money selling advertising." Or maybe people buy printers to print stuff; their own stuff.

  15. Tray 3? by Xacid · · Score: 4, Funny

    You think if they started advertising for penis enlargement that they'd start going for my 11x17 tray just to prove a point/overcompensate?

  16. Nod to Brother by PCM2 · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'm sitting next to a Brother ink jet printer right now. I really prefer lasers, but in this case I wanted a large format multi-function machine. My Brother will both print and scan up to 11x17" (equivalent to A3) and it cost me less than $200, shipped to my front door. It shipped with full, high-capacity ink cartridges, not HP's half cartridges. And while it does include some software it's pretty lightweight, and is basically used to handle features like networked scanning and a monitor program to let you know when the ink is low. Both are optional. And yes, Brother explicitly offers drivers for Linux.The print quality is what it is -- could be better, could be a lot worse -- and the build quality seems fairly plasticky, but that seems par for the course with today's printers. Overall my only complaint was that the price was so low it wasn't even a significant tax write-off.

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    1. Re:Nod to Brother by Fnord666 · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'm sitting next to a Brother ink jet printer right now. I really prefer lasers, but in this case I wanted a large format multi-function machine. My Brother will both print and scan up to 11x17" (equivalent to A3) and it cost me less than $200, shipped to my front door. It shipped with full, high-capacity ink cartridges, not HP's half cartridges. And while it does include some software it's pretty lightweight, and is basically used to handle features like networked scanning and a monitor program to let you know when the ink is low. Both are optional. And yes, Brother explicitly offers drivers for Linux.The print quality is what it is -- could be better, could be a lot worse -- and the build quality seems fairly plasticky, but that seems par for the course with today's printers. Overall my only complaint was that the price was so low it wasn't even a significant tax write-off.

      I had a brother multifunction inkjet for a while. It worked well right up until the time when it ran out of one of the ink colors. At that point it started demanding a new ink cartridge and refused to do anything else. Fax? Nope. Scan? Nope. It was locked up until you replaced the ink cartridge. It was after midnight and I just wanted to fax out a contract. I did go to the office supply store the next day, but I replaced the printer instead.

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  17. 'Targeted'?? by MrMacman2u · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You mean these printers will ALSO leak out possibly sensitive information to the world (Yahoo) in order to target the advertisements that will be printed using the owner's ink and the owner's paper?

    Talk about the mother of all bad ideas. Even if this printer was FREE with these ad subsidies, you still have to pay for ink cartridges that are excessively expensive and the paper as well, so this will also add to waste and user costs.

    I guess this is just another in my long (and ever growing) list of reasons why I will never, EVER purchase a HP inkjet printer. I suggest everyone else vote with their wallets and abandon support for HP in favor of another company that doesn't steal information about what their users print in order to make users PAY with the ink they purchased to print advertisements based on information swiped from those very same users!

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  18. It's not "your" printer by Animats · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's not "your" printer. You don't own the software in the printer, or the driver, or the service that handles spamming you. You're just licensing that. You're renting a printing service, and the landlord controls what you can do with the printer. Read your EULA.

  19. There are some things you need paper for... by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 4, Funny

    there is not a single thing that REQUIRES paper in todays age.

    A paper aeroplane? Try that with your laptop you'll have to get a new one.

  20. Wow, just another excuse ... by daveime · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's bad enough that HP printers INSIST on printing a test page seemingly every time you cycle the power, or remove and reinsert a cartridge after shaking it to see how much ink is left.

    It's bad enough that they insist on bundling over 100 fucking meg of software when all you really want is the bloody printer driver.

    It's bad enough (environmentally) that it's probably more economical to buy a new printer that comes with "free" starter cartridges than to buy replacement cartridges for your existing printer ... at least here in Philippines prices about 1500 pesos ($33 USD) for a printer, and 1700 pesos ($37 USD) for a b/w and color cartridge.

    Now they're being allowed to spam your printer with internet ads (full colour of course) ?

    Fuck HP, tired of their bullshit.

  21. Re:Dont Know by dyingtolive · · Score: 3, Funny

    By Accepting this License Agreement (hereafter referred to as "The Hosejob"), you hereby tell us to print out that add and thereby set up your printer to do such. HP (hereafter referred to as "Corporate Oppressor") is not and will not be consider to be infringing on your rights to your property because you no longer have rights, having willfully and in sound mind signed them over to us. If you disagree with any portion of this EULA, feel free to return this product to your retailer, where they've been instructed not to accept the return due to the fact that the software provided with this printer has had the seal broken on it.

    Or, you know, you actually pay thousands of dollars minimum to fight it in court, all the while HP is bleeding you dry through court costs and still continuing to spam your printer.

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