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Study Shows Monkeys Like Watching TV
According to a Japanese study, monkeys are not immune to the siren call of the idiot box. It seems rhesus monkeys enjoy watching videos of circus animals. From the article: "The study found that when the monkey was witnessing the acrobatic performances of circus animals on a television screen, the frontal lobe area of its brain became vigorously active. The activity in such an area was significant in reflecting the monkey's pleasure, as the human equivalent is a neurological area associated with triggering delight in a baby when it sees the smile of its mother."
Hundreds of millions of monkeys are watching other monkeys chasing a ball on TV. And deriving pleasure from it presumably.
I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it -- Groucho Marx
Have you seen what's on TV these days?
Huh, I didn't know monkeys could type so well.
I bet they'll like Michael Bay movies too.
SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
Knowing our similarities to other primate species, I think they should direct and film some "TV drama" type performance of monkeys -- basically, a TV show that uses monkeys doing the kinds of social interaction monkeys do. Then, see if the monkeys are just as interested in watching other monkeys handle situations, as we are in watching humans.
Also, see if they're able to distinguish TV from reality, and if they start feeling strongly about the characters.
Of course, it could be difficult to get the monkey "actors" to cooperate.
Information theory is life. The rest is just the KL divergence.
Your attempt at humor needs work. A lot of work.
That's "siren song," you illiterate clod.
so we can make them watch Congo next, and determine that violent TV makes monkeys violent too
film everything they see, will one of them eventually create "Planet of the Apes"?
Just asking...
Conveniently, Doom is in the film as well so we can also test violent video games!
How else would you account for the success of reality TV shows?
I only buy pepper spray that's been tested on anti-vivisectionists.
Strap a monkey to a board, stick some electrodes in its brain, then measure how happy it is. Show it some moving images, which distract it from the fact that it's strapped to a board with electrodes stuck in its brain. It gets less unhappy. NOBEL PRIZE!
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In followup studies, human males show almost identical focus intensities. Unexpectedly, focus was most highly concentrated for episodes of Mythbusters -- even when Kari Byron was on hiatus.
"Where's my other sock?" - A. Einstein
A) To find and parallels between the physiological make-up of monkeys and humans.
B) To better understand Monkey behavior.
Not everything studied needs an immediate reason. sometimes the knowledge is it's own reward, and very often other people come along look at that data and then find a practicable use for it. Much of what Einstein did was worthless at the time. His work on the concepts that you could stimulate electromagnetic emission. It wasn't until much later that the LASER was actually built.
Until studied whether or not they would read to television was only speculation.
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Well, that explains American Idol. . .
Image you were locked in a cage. Now image that your wife is a hairy beast, your children don't listen to a word you say, and your best friend is fond of masturbating in public and flinging his own waste at strangers. What else are you going to do with your time?
Using the circus videos as a control, now give them a channel changer and put pron on the other channel...
a study that shows monkeys are easily addicted to caffeine and nicotine? Or alcohol gets monkeys drunk?
Personally, I think the next step is posting AC comments here on /.
Who am I kidding, even a monkey would register to get free karma while posting any BS.
Hey, wait a min... Oh, no! What have they done!?!
that humans evolved from monkeys!
We already knew this due to the behavior of the former US President, George W Bush.
American Idol
Dancing with the Stars
[name your reality show here]
Looks like we're all monkeys here....but sadly, it appears the 'furrier' of the tv watching monkeys at least watch something entertaining.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
It only stands to reason, as most of the TV programming is done by monkeys...
Yep, and this behavior is being displayed in droves once again by current US President Barrack H Obama.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
Just sayin'
"We already knew this due to the behavior of the former US President, George W Bush."
Yep, and this behavior is being displayed in droves once again by current US President Barrack H Obama.
Wow, I knew you Tom Friedman-esque "democrats too!" balance fetishists were dumb, but "displayed in droves?"
Do you even know what a drove is?
Somebody has to watch FOX news and be entertained, don't they? I mean - it's monkeys doing the show anyways.
If we let them watch Uwe Boll movies on their TVs, I bet even the Monkeys will agree that they suck.
Study Shows Scientists Like Watching Monkeys Watching TV
Uh....why was this modded down? Nimp chimpanzees are well-known for stealing any objects that "flash," mainly being shiny metals (e.g. gold) out in the wild or in the cases of civilization, things that blink like electronics. They may not understand what these devices do, but they are fairly evolved for what they are.
I believe it do...I was using it as commonly used as meaning "in large numbers", "seeing many examples of like behaviors".
From the Free Dictionary I found online:
drove 2 (drv)
n.
1. A flock or herd being driven in a body.
2.
a. A large mass of people moving or acting as a body.
b. A large body of like things. See Synonyms at flock1.
3.
a. A stonemason's broad-edged chisel used for rough hewing.
b. A stone surface dressed with such a chisel.
I guess according to this definition, I was going more for 2b.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
Did you know that attacking other social groups is usually a product of low self-esteem?
If at some point you develop a sense of valuing yourself, you retain your critical knowledge of other races and cultures but stop needing to attack them.
Einstein's Nobel was for his work on the photoelectric effect. As in "solar cells". That whole relativity thing was kind of interesting though, and it did get us to fission power. So one way or the other your monkeys can actually turn their plasma TV sets on to watch themselves without burning down their jungle.
Oh, I'm sorry sir, I thought you were referring to me, Mr. Wensleydale.
So take an animal, sequestered for experimentation, and give it a modicum of stimuli and see if it likes it? I tell you what, release the monkey, put a TV into the wild and see if free monkeys will stop and watch.
...and take the dang headphones off.
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To whoever modded this Offtopic: wooooossssssh.
Gee, that's an awful wordy way to put it. You could have just said "Lemmings". ;)
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Interestingly, these notions about "self esteem" had never been studied; they'd just been *assumed*, based on the notion that everyone likes to feel good about themselves. Recently some psych researchers took a notion to rectify this sad lack of actual documentation, and...
Contrary to common assumption, they discovered that the highest self-esteem was found in career criminals, who essentially believe they are better than everyone else, and therefore they believe they can do no wrong. (IOW, people who make a career of attacking other social groups, namely those who work for a living or are otherwise "beneath" them.)
(No, I am not making this up.)
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Scientists stick electrodes in to the heads of monkeys to prove that they contain brains, and said brains react to stimulus.
I wonder if they picked up the underlying homoerotic messages in Teletubbies?
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I didn't mod this offtopic, but you're right with the whole "wooooooossssssh" thing. What's he trying to say?
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Forget goatse or tubgirl, here's the real thing!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k
don't want to watch uwe boll
Please don't call us monkeys, we're chimpanzees. It's the gorillas who will destroy the world.
Intriguing. Thank you for the information, I'll see if I can dig up the actual studies.
I wouldn't call the distinction here "social groups", though. I imagine the particular persons you're referring to are more simply sociopathic.
For more information on "groupism", see Muzafer Sherif's work in the Robbers Cave experiment.
Well at least that finally explains the high ratings on some shows (ie. American Idol). :-)
Well, it may be that unlimited self-esteem is a facet of that particular sociopathy :)
I heard about the study from a friend's wife who is shrink, but keep forgetting to ask for details.
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I am lazy...
been there:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmTmvBzNFY4
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I think AC is a monkey who tries to express that he prefers posting on /. over watching TV.
It's from Finnegans Wake.
... scientists have found that monkeys like cracking a cold beer, kicking back on a couch, and watching videos of female monkeys not wearing any clothes.
Were the monkeys given the remote control and what did they think of the SGU season finale?
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The linked article does not actually refers to the Scientific article (why not?), so I went and did some digging.
http://frontiersin.org/neuroscience/behavioralneuroscience/paper/10.3389/fnbeh.2010.00031/
Nothing like "monkeys like to watch TV". The experiment only measure the activity of the monkey's brain when it is watching the movie, but not when it is NOT watching the movie or when it is watching something else. Actually the paper is more about this new brain wave sensor that they are developing than about monkeys and TVs. Like a previous commenter said - if you have a monkey stuck into a chair, with a bunch of probes dug into its brain, in a dark room, it will get interested in a movie shown in front of him. Duh! (and, according to the article, at least 60% of the trials where thrown away because the monkey did not actually look at the movie).
I have a feeling this video proves monkeys are ready to use the internet.
really enjoy video footage of other male monkeys committing dumb crimes, flipping their cars, and falling off of kegs.